Twenty one ways to piss off Megatron.
Again, I apologize for my lack of consistency. My work load has gotten nuts, preventing me from sitting down frequently.
Disclaimer: Hasbro owns Transformers.
Idea sixteen: Never marry a femme with more fire power.
Megatron was once a bonded mech. However, the bond ended with a domestic abuse report was filed...FROM MEGATRON! ! ! Turns out, his wife beat the slag out of him. According to the doc who patched him up, Megs was shaking! Find this oh so special femme and invite her to the base. When she arrives, see how long it takes for Megatron to lock himself in his room. Ask her then to stay the week. Note: This femme is WORSE than Megatron, DO NOT piss her off! !
Idea seventeen: King for a day.
When Megatron leaves the base; convince Screamer that nows his chance to take over as the con's leader! Get the weaker minded bots in on it, so SS has some subjects. I'd lock Lugnut outside so he can't ruin the fun. When Megs comes back and sees the haphazard rebellion, he'll see so more than red!Run far away as Megatron will try to kill anyone involved.
Idea eighteen: Questionable heritage.
Start a rumour that Megatron is only half Con! Send a message over the airwaves containing botched documents stating Meg's Father was actually an Autobot. Ratchet will probably be able to create the fake records if you can get a hold of him. This will send him over the edge big time! Run far far away as he will rip you to pieces himself. A will not listen Pranker's an offline Pranker.
Ok, new hiding spot located: I'm now chilling in Paranoid Screamer clone's room. I think he said his name was Sky Warp...He won't say much though; afraid i'm going to kill him. (Kinda tempting to paranoy him so more though. XD )