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Break dancing battle

By Oishi

Uploaded September 4

Description:

To celebrate our win at nationals, we had an interschool festival. One of the most anticipated events was the break dancing battle. This took ages to upload by the way.

The rule was the team with the most impressive feats wins. The judges were our coaches, and they graded us on audience reception, originality, technical skills, and "how good you guys looked breakdancing" (I have no idea what that means, but Ryuuzaki sensei said it, not me.) And the prize was 10000 yen gift cards to Prince sports store.

In the end, Seigaku won :)

Credits to Monthly Tennis for filming this video.

Tagged in this video:

Ryoma Echizen, Momo, Eiji, Oishi, Inui, Tezuka, Kawamura, Fuji, Atobe, Gakuto, Ootori, Shishido, Oshitari, Kabaji, Jirou, Hiyoshi, Sanada, Renji, Kirihara, Yagyuu, Niou, Marui, Jackal, Tachibana, Kamio, Shinji, Sengoku, Akutsu, Dan, Yuuta, Mizuki, Atsushi, Ryou, Saeki, Aoi, David, Bane, Itsuki, Shiraishi, Kintaro Toyama, Senri Chitose, Yuji, Koharu, Kenya Oshitari

1051 people like this.

Momo

Shit. This is so epic.

Kamio

Word. Check out my skillz.

Shiraishi

Mmhm ecstasy… thanks for tagging me and everyone else too.

Saeki

Wow you didn't forget to tag anyone! That's dedication… as a vice captain myself, I have to applaud you on that.

Oishi

Haha thanks Saeki san!

Eiji

Thanks for putting this up Oishi! Wooow we were sooo goood nyaaa. I can't believe we made Tezuka break dance! And he was soo goood, his Tezuka zone blew everyone away…. Literally.

Oishi

You weren't so bad yourself eiji! That move when you spinned on your hand for five minutes. The crowd loved it!

Eiji

Hehehe I think I got a bald spot from that… but it was worth it.

Gakuto

I had the best freeze. And you know it.

Eiji

No you didn't nya! If anyone had the best freeze, it was probably Kaido. He was in the most twisted position for like five minutes nya.

Kaido

It was nothing.

Momo

Kaido had the best freeze, but the audience got so bored with him.

Kaido

…at least I didn't mess up my suicide.

Dan

Eh suicide desu? Kaido senpai are you thinking of suicide desu? You shouldn't desu everyone will miss you desu!

Akutsu

Dan, suicide's a breakdance move.

Dan

Ohh desu….

Tomo

AHHHHHH all of you looked soooooo cool and hot in this video! AHHHHH TOTAL FAN GIRL MODE.

Oishi

I can't believe more than 1000 people liked this video haha.

Inui

There are 1275600 views of the youtube video of this. That's 100 percent of Japan's population. We can make money on this.

Renji

You're right Inui. We should start our own company devoted to spread high school tennis multimedia.

Tomo

EHHH, I bet most of the views are from girls. Because you guys are SOOO HOOOOOOT. Can I be the PR manager, because I know what girls like! (hot guys!)

Aoi

I have to say, this is pretty hot. Saeki senpai, you were definitely on a roll. You had the whole street b boy image down…

Tomo

AHHHH SAEKI SAMA SO HOT. I'm definitely joining your fan club now!

Saeki

Haha thanks…

Ryou

All the girls were screaming, Saeki Saeki Saeki when he was on the floor. I thought they were going to gang rape him. -_-

Atsushi

Didn't you have a wet dream about that once ryou? Definitely a reason I left home.

Aoi

EHHHHH Ryou had a wet dream about SAEKI?

Saeki

I don't know whether I should be flattered or creeped out….

Atsushi

Neither because the dream was about him being gang raped by a bunch of girls. Not about you.

Ryou

Atsushi… no more of mom's pie for you.

Atsushi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

David

Hmmm I once had a wet dream about a girl having a wet dream about my having a wet dream about the girl having a wet dream about me and my penis jokes. PFFT.

Bane

I think I have to kick you.

David

You're just jealous that you don't have a long racket. Pfft.

Bane

I PWNED you on the breakdance floor.

Oishi

You guys are on the same team so it didn't count. Though bane, you had a pretty awesome flair. I didn't know your legs could be so flexible!

Bane

They got that way from kicking david all the time.

David

Crabby Bane has crab legs! Pfft.

Bane

Please commit suicide.

David

I just did it in the video didn't you see PFFT.

Itsuki

Why does Bane always kick David? Why?

Atobe

Why are all these Rokkaku kids dominating on my turf? Be awed by my prowess. My power moves were the best. I don't know why Seigaku won. I should have been MVP . Right Kabaji?

Kabaji

Usu

Oshitari

There was no MVP, but it would probably have gone to you Atobe. Your spin moves were pretty amazing, and you had the best actual dancing to the beat.

Atobe

Years of tango lessons paid off. I am breakdancing king.

Ootori

Shishido was pretty cool too! You looked very street Shishido!

Shisido

Thanks… you were good too. Your flare was mad fast.

Ootori

Eh I fell apart near the end though. Think it's because I'm too tall…

Shishido

No you're not. Believe in yourself!

Ootori

Shishido! Thanks for believing in me!

Atobe

Okay guys cut the inspiring moment. The only one who can inspire others is ME. The king.

Sanada

Atobe, I'm surprised you could hear the beat with your school cheering for you in the background.

Atobe

Sanada, you obviously didn't notice that I snapped my fingers and my fans got quiet, allowing me to display my moves of brilliance. To be fair, you were pretty good too. Though not as good as me. Of cousrse. Right Kabaji

Kabaji

Usu.

Sanada

Of course Atobe. No one is as good as you.

Atobe

If that's sarcasm, I don't appreciate it. I didn't no one was as good as me. Tezuka's zone was pretty in the zone. Tezuka, we should breakdance battle sometime.

Tezuka

Thanks but no thanks Atobe. I think I hurt my shoulder breakdancing.

Oishi

GASP TEZUKA ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

Ryoma

Buchou!

Momo

BUCHOU!

Eiji

NOO TEZUKA BUCHOU!

KAWAMURA
TEZUKA BURNING!

Fuji

Tezuka what happened?

Tezuka

Guys, it's just a small injury. I'll be fine in a month. Tennis season is over anyway, so I can rest a little more. Though I'll always keep my guard up. Remember. Don't let your guard down.

Momo

YES BUCHOU.

Tezuka

Ryoma you did a good job at the battle. Your moves formed the pillar of Seigaku.

Ryoma

Thanks buchou.

Momo

Ryoma was pretty awesome. Except in the beginning, Shinji knocked him on the floor when he was head spinning and his head got cut. Remember?

Ryoma

That was nothing. I had worse injuries.

Tomo

IEEE RYOMA SAMA WAS SOOO COOL AND HOT.

Eiji

Ochibi, teach me that twist! And that drive b move! And the CYCLONE NYA!

Oishi

The cyclone was pretty cool.

Atobe

I have to admit, your cyclone move was off the chart. But I am still king.

Sanada

Your cyclone move blew everyone away. But Yukimura's moves paralyzed everyone so they couldn't MOVE while he was breakdancing.

Yukimura

This is to be expected of course. I am the child of god.

Kamio

What has this got to do with breakdancing? If you're not in the rhythm… you're not breakdancing!

Itsuki

Why does Kamio always say that? Why is he always in the rhythm? Why was he wearing baggy pants and a wifebeater? What are wifebeaters called wife beaters?

Inui

There's a 99% chance wife beaters are called by that name because they were originally worn by thugs who beat their wives. I didn't even have to consult my data for that.

Renji

Good one Doctor. Good one.

Kamio

I'm never wearing a wifebeater again!

Tachibana

That's the spirit Kamio! Never advocate violence!

Kamio

Yes buchou!

Tomo

KYAAAAA But you guys look so HOT in wife beaters! KYAAAA all your muscles stretching and your lean bodies showing off your sweat… KYAAAAAAAA nose bleed.

Sakuno

Tomo chan! Not appropriate…

Fuji

Haha it's okay. We appreciate fans.

Saeki

Fuji I notice you don't have a lot of muscles. Barely any in fact. How do you keep on being so boss at tennis without muscles?

Fuji

I am a genius.

Saeki

Oh yeah…

Oshitari

I'm a genius too but I have muscles.

Yuuta

Aniki has a genetic disorder that prevents him from looking masculine.

Saeki

OHH yeah I forgot about that.

Shiraishi

No muscles? Mhm you need some ecstasy… perfect men need muscles.

Oshitari
And gold gauntlets on their arms? Who says?

Shiraishi

Mhm. The bible says so.

Tomo

AHHH Shirashi senpai was sooo hot when he was using his gold arm to do all those breakdancing moves! AHHH NOSE bleed again.

Sakuno

Tomo chan!

Horio

I did breakdancing for two years! I don't know what's so great about it.

Tomo

Stop lying Horio. You almost broke your neck trying to match the senpais.

Horio

Not my fault! The floor wanted to kill me!

Ryoma

Mada mada dane.

Sengoku

When the girls saw me breakdancing they all wanted a piece of me! LUCKY.

Dan

Sengoku senpai is so cool desu! He can play tennis, box, and breakdance desu! So cool desu!

Akutsu

Hey, I can play every sport and breakdance.

Dan

Ah sorry Akutsu senpai desu! Didn't mean to neglect you desu! You are awesome too desu!

Akutsu

…forget I said anything…

Kawamura

Akutsu you sure were BURNINGGG on the dance floor! Your moves were so BURNINGG the room almost caught on fire BURNINGGG!

Akutsu

…I feel like punching someone.

Tachibana

Violence is NEVER an option.

Kirihara

Except if it makes you stronger!

Kamio

I thought you changed Kirihara! I'm never trusting you again.

Kirihara

I was joking. Jeez. These tennis playing people are so serious all the time…

Eiji

NOT ME! WOOOO HOOO HOI HOI!

Kirihara

Well, you're not human so you don't count.

Eiji

… nya…

Kirihara

Why did seigaku win anyway. Rikkaidai definitely had the best moves.

Renji

100% chance that it was because while sanada, yukimura, you and I blew the crowd away, the rest of the team were merely average. Plus it doesn't help that Niou was impersonating Yagyuu and didn't participate because Yagyuu is too much of a gentleman to participate. So yeah we were disqualified.

Marui

Hey you didn't have to say that Jackal and I were average lol. it was all Niou's fault that trickster lol.

Jackal

My breakdancing was awesome. I mean why shouldn't it be. I'm bald, I look black, I'm automatically a breakdancing b boy star.

Marui

YEAH and I was really hyper because I ate four cakes before the competition. So my breakdancing was super ballin.

Kirihara

Your super rising was alright.

Marui

I think I'm bored with being on facebook. Time for more CAKE. Nom nom

Momo

GIVE ME SOME

Marui

NO. MY CAKEY.

Momo

…you sound like a three year old.

Marui

Who cares. I beat you in tennis. nom nom.

Momo

…

Oishi

WOW I can't believe this video has so many comments!

Oshitari

That's because most of the comments are people trying to justify how great they are. I know because I have to deal with it all the time,

Atobe

Did I hear my name, mhm? Kabaji?

Kabaji

Usu.

Oishi

I got more than a hundred thousand hits on my youtube video!

Oishi

OMG we're invited to be on a variety show! It's going to be a weeklong challenge trip and we're going to filmed!

Eiji

OMGGGG Are the chocolates going to be there?

Oishi

No, but we get to be on national television!

Kaido

All of us?

Oishi

Oh no… they said only fifteen people can go...

Momo

I guess you guys know what we have to do now right?

Eiji

BREAKDANCE TO GET THE SPOT? I'M SO IN NYA.

Momo

…NO. PLAY TENNIS DUH.

Atobe

I will win. Be awed by my prowess.

Tezuka

I won't be able to participate because of my shoulder. But good luck Seigaku! Don't let your guard down.

Oishi

We won't Tezuka!

Tezuka

Ryoma I trust you with the fate of Seigaku! Be the pillar of our team!

Ryoma

I will, buchou!

Sanada

Be ready for some stiff competition, because Rikkaidai will be the winner!

Yukimura

Sanada… I won't be able to make it either, but good luck and have fun without me…

Sanada

Don't worry Yukimura, we'll always have your presence with us on television.

Saeki

Guys you should all chill… it's just national television.

Atsushi

Ryou, your vice captain is funny.

Ryou

…

Mizuki

I'll have to plan all our wardrobes from camping outfits to tennis outfits to beach outfits to pool outfits to lounge outfits to sleeping in hotel outfits to being on tv oufits to red carpet outfits.

Ryou

Yeah Atsushi, my vice captain?

Atsushi

…I have a cool red hair band and I look more like a samurai than you.

Ryou

Have you seen me in a ponytail? Have you? I don't think you have, because no one looks more like a samurai than I do when I'm wearing a ponytail.

Ryoma

Mada mada dane. I have samurai blood.

Momo

Guys we need to battle on the tennis courts to decide who's going on national tv and you guys are debating who's more of a samurai?

Eiji

In other words nya nya nyaa nya nyyaaaa nya nyaaa.

Oishi

In other words, shut up eiji, and save this conversation for later and hit the courts!

Atobe

I don't care who we play because we're going to win.

Ryoma

You say that every time and yet remember how I shaved your head monkey king? Oh wait, you can't because you were unconscious.

Atobe

That was one time oh small one. One time.

Ryoma

mada mada dane.

Nanjiroh Echizen

HM? My cute son's going to be on national tv? I'll have to tape this.

Ryoma

no.

A/N

Breakdancing YAY! Wish we could have an actual video of that epic dance battle!

So anyway, I'm thinking the next couple of chapters will be about the variety show challenges. Like a survival game, quizzes, weird relay races... OH FUN.

Who do you guys want to see in the variety show challenges?