AN: we own nothing but ourselves and pets
Chapter 6: Car Washes and Hardcore Waterfight
I woke up to the licking of my pup, I groaned, looking at him. He had his cute puppy eyes on me "why do you have to be so darn cute" I muttered, getting and carried 'hide down the latter with me. I walked down the hall way and into the kitchen Zombie liked "I didn't want to get out of bed" I muttered, setting hide near his food dish and going to fill it. "then why don't you go back to sleep" KH said. "no I just need coffee" I said sitting across from her. KH nodded and got up "okay coffee will be done in 5 minutes" she said turning on the coffee maker. "mkay" I said. KH leaned against the counter with a bored look on her face. "so what are we doing" I asked KH. She shrugged "I'm not too sure, I mean I'm just waiting for Fred to call me again" she told me. "okay then" I said. She poured the coffee in a mug and passed it to me when it was done "ya know how you like it" she said. "thanks" I said putting what I like in the coffee, then took a sip and perked up "that's better" "no problem" KH said smiling as she began to play with lil'Ravage. Ratchet came in then "morning you two" he said "morning ratchet" I said sipping happily on my coffee. KH nodded to him, "Gut morning." Ratchet nodded back, "Why are you two up so ea-" He was cut off by KH, "We just woke early. Nothing else." "yeah and at least we didn't have nightmares this time" I said relaxing with my coffee in hand.
"very true" KH said. Ratchet nodded "that is good, so you girls have anything planned beside KH here waiting for a call?" he asked us "nope" I said "what should we do if you don't get a call" I asked her. KH leaned back in the chair she sat down in. "hmmmmm… vell…. Since it is hot outside maybe a car wash." she suggest. I smiled "oooo give our car one and then Ratchet one" I said " but I get to bring my water cannons out though" KH shrugged, "Well first we need to make signs. I'll wash our car, for the simple fact that I'll need to repaint it, Ratchet you are to help Star here get the others here with Sam to get the word around. And yes you can just don't hit me or shoot me with water or else." KH glared at him, "You will help her or else you won't be moving anytime soon Doc." He sighed, "Fine..." He said. "Optimus would be hard to wash but we can do it! But I think it should be our car and the autobots. Cause you never know if its a con and then the cons will know where we live. And I'm just wearing shirt and shorts and yes! I'll get my water cannon and is ratchet calling Sam or are we going to sam's?" I said. KH paused after she stood from her seat, "Oh they already know where we live trust me, their more observant than that I already destroyed a tracking device that I figure Barricade left. And Plus we'd know if it was a con." she walked down the Hall of Slash. Ratchet sighed, "We'll go there, and he'll along with Bee will help us." He said. I nodded "I still say Autobots" I said, running to my room. I got my huge water cannon and a two small water guns that fit into my pockets. I came back out "Okay ready!" I said smiling widely.
KH came back in a pair of shorts and a bikini top carrying paints and dragging along a spray brush, "It'll bring in extra cash and that's good." Ratchet sighed, "Alright Star let's go before something bad happens to my vehicle form..." His holoform disappears and he opened his door for me to get in. I ran out and got into his alt mode. He shut the door and started driving. I smiled "so we're going to sammy boy's house" I asked Ratchet. "yes we are. I'm just going to contact Bumblebee to make sure that he's home" he said. Few minutes later "yup they're home" he told me. "yes I finally get to see mojo!" I said happily. His holoform rolled his eyes. "what mojo is a cutie besides my ironhide" I said. "hey I didn't say anything about it" she said. I smiled "so how long till we're at sammy boys house cause I got a water gun with his name on it" I said . Ratchet replied after a minute of silence, "About thirty minutes. Don't spray him with water yet he has to help us first. and this parents..." "oh I know how his parents are" I said, taking my water weapons off. Ratchet nods, "you might as well wait till we get back to the house to shoot him" he said. "yeah but its only going to be a gun not a cannon" I said, putting them in the back "you and those things" he said shaking his helm. "What I can't shot anyone with real one cause that would kill them I just want to have a little fun without hurting someone" I said crossing my arms
He sighed "there's a time and place for everything" he told me. "I know" I said. "then why am I saying this?" he asked me. "I don't know im not you" I said him. "never mind" he said. It wasn't long till we got to sam's house. Ratchet pulled in "we're here" he said. I smiled and got out of his alt mode "wow I've never dream that I would be here" I said. Ratchet closed his door as Sam run outside, "Ratchet! Star? What-" He was cut off as Judy came outside and noticed me, "OH My god! Sammy~ Why didn't you tell me you're going to have a girl over today!" I couldn't help giggle "I thought bee would of told you sammy boy" I said. Sam looked to Bee who sat in the driveway. Judy took my hand smiling brightly, "Excuse me but who are you~!" she asked. "oh how rude of me. I'm starbee but you can call me star or bee for short" I said smiling. Judy turned to Sam, "sam, I like Star, she's nice!" she said. I giggled as sam held his face "that's great mum" he said as Judy looked back to me. "well if you need anything just feel free to ask" she said going into the house. Sam looked to me "what are you two doing here?" he asked. "okay A I wanted to see mojo and B KH wanted to know if you'll help us with a car wash. Well mostly b and I say bots but KH said over ways" I told him. He nodded "okay easy enough, I'll get mojo for you" sam said going into the house before coming out with him. I smiled widely "awwwww he got his cast off" Sam nodded and put mojo on the ground. "yeah he did yesterday actually, now I'd understand why'd you say just bots but getting extra cash is good now of days" he said as mojo ran over to me and started jumping on me. "jeepers you sound like KH" I muttered "awwww your so cute. Oh me and KH got pets too so if a great dane pup jumps on you and gives licks that's mine and the black kitty is KH's" I told him petting Mojo
He raised his hands, "I'm sorry if she's right I'm saving up for college, to buy the books anyway." He nodded, "Okay..? I'll keep that in mind." he looked to Ratchet, "So you're their guardian? I'm still surprised that Ironhide wasn't their guardian..." Ratchet looked to him with a look, "That would be the end of him." He said. "you forgot Ironhide is lennox's and what are you talking about Ratchet" I asked him looking at him. Sam shook his head, "Alright alright let's change the subject before I get a headache." Ratchet looked to you, "KH and Ironhide are not in the best interests when debating about something and will clash helms.." He said. I nodded "ahhh, anyway you coming or what sammy boy?" I asked him. Sam nodded "lets me bring my stuff" he said, running inside. "mom! I'm going to a friends house! I'll be back later!" I heard him yell as he ran back outside and humped into bee. "okay lets go! We'll meet you two there!" he called. Bee droved off as Judy came out, she sighed before looking to me and waving "bye star! Make sure my little boy doesn't hurt himself!" she called. I giggled "don't worry mrs. Witwicky! I'll watch Sammy boy's back" I said smiling , picking up mojo and giving him to her "so he doesn't run away" She smiled to me "thanks star~! your too kind~!" Have a wonderful day" she said as she went into the house with mojo. Ratchet open the door for me. I smiled and hopped into the passer side. He shut the door and started driving off. I smiled widely "well that made my day so far" I said.
I saw ratchet roll his eyes slightly "so I've notice" he said. I smiled and putting my water weapons back on. He shook his head "oh you" he said. When we got back to base I saw my pup licking sam crazily. "oi! Off boy! Off of sam 'hide" I told my pup. Sam laughed lightly "he's cute, so you named him after Ironhide huh? that's going to be funny seeing his reaction" he said as ravage appeared on his head and gave his cheek a lick. "yeah, cause of what happen with mojo i want to see what happens to him. plus i thought it would be a cute name since great danes grow huge and thats ravage on your head" I said "he likes being on peoples heads" I smiled. Sam nodded, "Yeah.. How true.. It'd be interesting!" he petted Ravage lightly, "Hello you." Ravage purred happily. KH smiled, "Oh yeah he does~ but he's too adorable to be refused and plus he's a ninja he'd appear on your head if you aren't careful." as she said that he disappeared. I giggled "im thinking if Ironhide is coming, I'm going to get him with my cannons" I said smirking. Sam step back "if you do I'm going to find somewhere" I smiled "My cannon can get him in his face. But if my Ironhide tries to pee on him I got these two puppies" I said showing my two other guns
Sam nodded, "Knowing him.. I don't want to be in his path. anyway we should get started on the signs." KH removed her stained coat as she got poster boards and paint for Sam, "Well get started." "he can't harm us though sam" I said, smiling. Sam started painting 'Car Wash' on the poster board, "Yes but he can spray water too..." KH nodded, "True, that but that's why she has a large variety of water guns in her possession. I have my wrench and my hands." I started to laugh "KH! Bee and Simmons from the first movie" I said. KH busted into laughter "Oh that was funny" she said. "I know it was! Oh should we show them the mural we did and then the small one I did. But not the forbidden hallway, I don't want these guys acting like Ratchet did with the Slash he read" I said to her. KH nodded, "Ve should~!" we watched as Optimus and Ironhide came into the drive way and turned on their holo forms. KH whistled, "Damnn.. Hott guys everywhere..." Bee transformed and turned on his holo form as well. Sam looked confused, "Wait what?" Ratchet pointed to you, "Please whatever you do Don't show them the hallway!" "I just said that Ratchet! And damn your right KH" I said, smiling. "oh oh oh guys come and see the mural we did and the one I did!" I ran into the house "'hide come here boy! Get away from the cars!" I called to my pup who ran to me. I went into the house "come in guys! This is the one me and KH did and over there is the one I did" I said smiling widely. The guys looked in awe at the mural. "wow….. Amazing so these are the different optimus' from your universe?" he asked. "yes very correct" KH said "g1, Beast wars, Beast machine, Armada, Energon, Cybertron/ Galaxy force, animated, the movies and prime. You can also figure out the rest" she said.
"and if you wonder why there's cons on the bot side and bots on the cons side is because of shattered glass where your evil and the cons are good. And on this side is the mural of the bumblebees and their humans . Its funny only the G1 and animated bee talked and this universe and prime can't cause of megsy" I growled before getting licked by my pup. I smiled down at him "awwwww you know how to cheer me up my cutie Ironhide" I cooed at him, petting him gently. "now we have two pets Ironhide my pup and Ravage KH's Kitty" I said smiling. Ironhide crossed his arms "really? You named your dog after me" he asked. KH shrugged, "Eh not my choice.. But Ravage is my little 'Fly Revenge~!" she cooed over her kitty who sat on her head and purred. Sam raised a brow, "Who is that?" he points to Primus in the top corner of the Autobot side then pointed to Unicorn on the other, "And who is that?" KH looked to him, "That on the Autobot side is Primus the giver of light and on the other side is Unicron the Devourer of Planets, he took over the role of Destroyer because well you have to have darkness where there is light." "Yes he looks like an Ironhide" I said "pretty much primus is god and unicron is the devil in human terms but unicron will bring bots back to life and use them as this salve. Unicron did that in g1... Unicron brought a dead or on the way dead megatron and changed him to galavtron with came to starscream's crowning for leader of decepticons and... And... Killed him" i said trying not to cry. "I'm sorry I get choke up each time on of my favorite characters die either autobot or decepticon I do" i petted Ironhide who whined happily licking my cheek
KH nodded, "Yes I like his design personally the wings and the mustache are just too perfect. I thought it was funny when 'King Starscream' from G1 got animated and became a ghost. then in TF Cybertron, he was well pawned by a just powering up Primus let me tll you how funny that was!" I sighed "but what's past is past. Just think to the future. KH FR is on my head" I said as i felt the little kittens body on the top of my head. Optimus finally spoke, "You called us here for some sort of Car wash I heard?" he looked confused. KH smiled taking FR off my head before replying, "You heard right~ Sam did you finish?" Sam nodded, holding up some posters of a car wash. she smiled, "Gut now run around town and tell ya friends about it maybe Trent so we can trash his car~!" she grinned evilly. "yesssss! We should and get revenge on him for not liking girls working on his car" i said. Sam nodded, "You guys better like charge him double." KH nodded, "Yes, we are. I'm going to put a small c4 package under his hemi. heheh~ And if he DARES to smack either mine or you afts I will beat him with my wrench." I laughed evilly "excellent!" the others backed away lightly at the evil looks on our faces. Ratchet rolled his eyes, "Alright girls stop you have work to do right?" KH quickly went down the hall to got her wrench and hung it around her back and walked back earning strange looks from the others as she walked out. "heeeey~ Girls" i heard sam call. I smiled, having my cannon on my back , following KH. the others came out and watched as KH held a hand up, and raised her voice, "Everyone who is getting their car washed please park your cars in a orderly fashion my guides will help park you car then please this find this boy-" She picked Sam up who was very uncofortable, "And he will get your order as we started washing the cars in line." She smiled to the guys who sighed and moved.
KH smiled to me, "Let's get the show on the road." she carried a few pieces of equipment over to the first vehicle which was Bee's form, "Care to use the hose?" she asked me. "sure!" i said smiling widely. "Now not too hard, set the nose onto shower." She told me. I nodded and turned it to it and gently wetting bee with the water. KH poured soap onto a sponge and started to slowly stroke his hood with the soapy sponge. I smiled and continued as KH washed bee's hood. KH smiled at me "care to join star" she asked me. I smiled and nodded, gently doing the tires. After we were finished with bee, he was sparkling in the 10am sunlight. I smiled and wolf whistle"now this car is clean" I said. Sam smiled, "Epic!" Kh nodded, "alright by the arranged order that i have set up we have 6 cars 4 trucks and one semi to wash so Star want to start on a car get these washed faster?" "okay! Which first" i asked. KH started on the next car "whatever one you'd prefer to do" she said. "the semi cause its larger and harder to do" i said smiling. She nodded "go ahead" she said. I smiled and wetting Optimus' alt mode. I gently got onto the hood and continued wetting his alt mode. I giggled as I felt Optimus shiver under me, grinning madly "KH past me the pail and sponge" i asked her .KH paused in her work to bring over a ladder, a pail and a sponge, "Please use the ladder Star." "I'm fine" I said taking the pail, getting on top gently washing the top. KH looked at you, "Hmmm.. Now is OP okay?" Optimus said nothing. "I'm being careful" I said, gently getting on the hood, smiling washing the hood. I smiled and continue, I got off his hood and started washing his grill. I giggled as i felt him relaxing on his axles. I giggled and washed inside his wheels. After he was washed and dried I waxed him. I giggled at him sighing happily at the waxing. "okay whats next" i asked
KH shrugged from the car she was working on, "Whichever ya want." I smiled and ran over to ironhides alt mode giggling, wetting his alt mode. I giggled, being lazy and used my water guns to get the mud of Ironhide's rims, before taking the sponge to hides hood and started cleaning it. I smiled and his sides. I could feel Ironhide's eyes staring at me. I giggled, opening the door, taking her shoes off and climbed and stood on the seat, getting the top of his alt mode. I smiled as she finished and started rising him off, as i was saving the cannon for when her and KH did Trent's jeep if he was there. I dried him off and began waxing him "KH do you have new divide?!" I asked. KH nodded, "Of course~!" she set the 'New divide' on. I smiled as I danced a bit and sang to every lyric of the song, waxing Ironhide. I giggled and waxed more. Finally finished waxing the autobots symbol on the back. KH just finished ratchet. we looked at each other. " let's do this KH" I whispered to her. KH nodded she grabbed his arm that was going to snake it's way around my waist and flung it over us then stomped his back into the ground, "Now fuck off." She smiled to me, "Go head I need to get my wrench." I narrower my eyes at him, stepping on his chest."don't ever do that unless the girl wants to do that and girls can work on cars just as boys can. Hurry up chicka" I said taking her water cannon off my back. Sam came over, "Come on on you two! He's not that worth it!" KH looked to him, "Oh this is for his hummer,just watch, "she demonstrated by taking the wrench and jamming it under the tire rim and twisting it which removed the tire rims and the custom suspension. Trent was unconscious.
"Sam, he bullied you and he's sexist to females! He should pay. She we wake him up to watch this cause the water is cold" I asked evilly smirking. Sam was gonig to reply but KH patted his head, "Oh Sammy~ My boy~! Go play with Bee and the others while we adults" she looks to you with a equally evil smile, "Talk it out. Now shoo" she pushed sam off then returned to me once again, "Yes, you may and would you like to hold him down or i will?" I smirk and squirted him in the crotch before sitting in him, being stronger then him, laughing evilly. Trent couldn't move from where he was and watched as KH shut his going to be complaining by a piece of duct tape, "Now my dear Trent, never, and I mean ever do something that may hurt or disrespect our little Sammy. Because there is two big bad wolves in the area and don't like it when their friends are looked down upon." she finished by quickly dislodging the entire wheel, "Oops~" "Or do anything to disrespect girls either. Girls can be good at cars too. KH is the best I know. Oooo who knew it was comfy sitting on a guy's back" I cackled a laugh, going like animated blitzwing "too bad about the hummer it's a nice one" Trent started to squirm around but to no avail KH shrugged, "How true, but the hummer is a shit box, it's made for the military and now look ugly bitches like Trent here are using it, it's disrespecting it's history if you ask me, but sal la ve." she scratched the body of the hummer seeing a large streak she smiled, "Oh a work of art~"
"No no no it's man whores or players" I said "know are you going to be a good boy? Not bugging our Sammy boy or disrespecting girls?" Trent gave the tow of you a deep glare. KH whistled, "Vell I think that's a no.. Hmm.. Let's try something else." she walked to the hood and smashed it with her fit, then sung underneath the truck and started ripping things out humming a jolly tune as Trent tried to yell out. "Oooooo before he cheats should be playing right now" I said smiling widely and evilly. KH appears from underneath with a evil smirk, "We should, you should scare his mind while I destroy his truck till he fall unconscious and says uncle~!" "Scare his mind how? Like all the thing we would do far worst then this if he bugs out Sammy boy?" i said. KH shrugged, "Could be a start~ I mean surely I can list torture methods all day if I have to." "Ooooo let me have a go at the hummer and you deal with him" i said smiling. KH smiled, "My pleasure~" she placed the heavy wrench on Trent's back then asked him, "Hey Hoe bag can ya get up?' he was weighted to the ground, "Well that works, Star go head and have some fun." "I'm gonna" I said going in the hummer"there's a nice stero we can use in ours!" Kh smiled, "Take it out then~!" I smiled and took it out, setting it in our car. I went into his car hood "He has a beast of an engine!" KH shook her head, "Remove it and I'll build a new truck for ya if ya want and I'll stick a shitty engine in.
"Ooo okay!" I said carefully removing what would of been an heavy engine but to them it was lighter then air" KH stood grabbing Trent by the hair and threw him to Sam who fell to the ground, "Thank you Star~" she went to the side of the house where large scrape pieces were held and found a small motor bringing it over."No problem~!" I said smiling going inside and placing it down. KH smiled, "Sammy can ya help Trent up as we do this~?" I smiled, coming out and put a cheaply stereo in. Sam came over, "KH, Star, I think that's enough! KH! What the hell did you two do to Trent's mind?" He stood behind Sam with a scared look on his face. KH chuckled, "Oh nuthing much~! Just a little mental images~!" I laughed evilly, popping out of the sunroof"he deserved it for all he has done" i told him. Sam shook his head, "Come on this is just over kill..." KH shrugged, "Eh oh well, we've done it and I sure as hell ain't redo it." she looked to the guys with a hand on her waist and leaned against her large wrench, "And no, we are not going to return it either, now go find something else to do before I remove some parts from you. And you know sure as fuck I will." I facepalm"no bad KH no being con or I'll spray you with water like a cat" KH slowly turned to me with a blank expression, "KH does what ze does... Blarg I'm sugar high." "Then I challage you to a water fight!" i told her. KH stared blankly, "M'kay." Melissa smirked and got her her arm water cannons, water balloons, water guns and filled her back water cans. She jump out the window "feeling lucky punks!" She said in an ironhide femme voice, expanding her cannons. KH came back with small water guns on her sides, and carried two large water cannons in her hands with a two water containers on her back her hair in a pony tail and mask on her face which made her have no expression as her bare feet made no sound as she calmly got out from her window. I smirk and push my hood up and over my face. only showing my smirk evil. KH calmly stood loading her guns attaching the pipes that attached to the back of the large water gun and waited for me as she let her two cannons hang over her shoulders. Sam took cover, "Move move!" "Bring it on!" as thrown water balloons at her.
KH dodged it and turned her head lightly to the right as if in question. I laughed evilly, attaching my pipes to my arm cannons. Spraying in you and throwing water balloons"why so questioning soundwave"'she said in a femme starscream voice. KH moved forward as her cannons attached to her shoulders and fired water at me as her hands held two large water guns she then darted off to the side then as she slid backwards she replied in her soundwave voice, "Query: Irrational." I smirk, firing more"bring it soundwave!" KH noticed one of her guns was out of water she discarded it and removed a fresh gun from her side belt as she moved around me getting a hint on the range of my water guns. I laughed, jumping onto the roof of the warehouse then jumping down, going the optimus twirl and shoot at KH. before throwing a couple of water balloons at her. She shook her head lightly dodging the water balloon. I ran at her my blue eyes dark blue. KH activated her cannons as I came closer then ran to me then quickly darting to the side moving her body so she was facing me as she pointed her cannons and water guns at me,firing them. KH quickly changed her step avoiding the water though her water packs weren't so lucky, she then slided under Optimus alt mode. " so unwise" I said in a female megatron voice, jumping over and firing under where kh was. KH made no sound as she barrel rolled away although I got her back pretty well as she fired her water cannon at me as she retreated back then disappeared form sight. I growl. carefully jumping on top of optimus' alt mode "coward!" she growl and jump on top on the warehouse, looking around. I felt a someone behind me "Suggestion: Surrender." i heard KH. "never! I. Do. Not. Surrender!" I said back flipping of the warehouse, firing at her and landing on my feet like a cat. I watched as KH casually jumped down to the ground, "Question: What when you run out of water then what." "Still. Won't. Surrender!" I growled. KH stared at me "Query: What will you use then?" she asked. "Waterballoons, water guns still have filled up in my room" i said still growling. When i get battling I can't stop.
KH shook her head, "Subject: Star unreasonable." she said. "I'm not! I will not surrender! I refuse to lose!" i growled. Kh replied, "Subject truce then." "fine~ we'll call it a tie" I said "how about we get sam" I whispered to KH. KH nodded, "Strategy: Sneak attack." KH unlocked her cannons from her shoulders and carried them absent mildly." Sam raised a brow, "A tie?" Ironhide spoke, "Wow I had to admit you two were pretty intense.." I smiled "yeah, but it was fun" I said, still having my cannons attach which is usually hard to unlatched them. KH walked over and smiled, "Yes it was now if you all please turn around we have something to give to you all, a surprize." They shrugged and turned around facing the woods,she brought up her cannons into her arms with no sound and waited for me to get armed. I smirked and got aimed. I nodded at her. KH nodded back, "Query: Turnaround." as they turned around she fired, "UN SURPRIZE FROM THE PITZ~!" I did the same laughing, mostly getting ironhide, bee and sam. They all moved trying to avoid the large blast of water as they all got soaked KH gave a evil laugh. I laughed evilly, smiling widely. the guys had enough and shut off their holo forms and Sam ran to Bee and jumped into his warm interior. Ratchet complained, "What are you two doing! That was no surprise!" Ironhide was not happy nor the others. KH only rolled her eyes, "Ahhh Shhhuuutttt Uuupppp you guys we can't have any fun? Geez you guys are such party poopers.." I shook like a dog and then pouts"we were just playing around and i wanted to show my water weapons" I said, with a slight giggled remember the scene with sam first meeting the autobots. KH waved them off as she removed her hair from her pony tail removing some water, "Eh don't worry about them they're no fun." Optimus replied silencing the others, "Yes, but it does not mean it was nice of you to shoot us without us knowing. It's only fun till something gets hurt. those water cannons are high pressured and if up into a dense stream it could hurt Sam now that is not something you two want now is it?" KH sighed shaking her head, as she removed her cannons "Alright, OP we get it life lessons everywhere..." I shook my head "primus if i recite anything from the movie again slap me okay KH and yeah optimus life lesson. plus my one cannon is on low"
KH gave a small cackle at that, "Oh surely I will~" Optimus shook his head lightly, "It still doesn't mean you can shoot us." Bee beeped in agreement as Sam was soaked with a deep frown on his face. "Sam come with me im sure i have some clothing that you can borrow that isn't girly or transformers. and fine optimus" I said going into the house "but I'll have to cover your eyes going down the hallway in fear of having you go like ratchet did when he read something on KH's laptop" Sam cautiously came out of Bee's vehicle form and walked over and asked the deadly question as he held his arms close to his chest, "What? What happened?" I laughed "a slash about him" I said covering sams eyes and took him to my room, uncovering them once in my room, shutting the door. I had huge my weapons on of the wall and looked for some dry clothing for sam "Here sam shirt socks, pants and boxers. here's a towel " she said running out and shutting the door"tell me when your done!" A few moments later i heard sam call "Done" I came in , putting his clothing in a bag and covered his eyes and went outside uncovering his eyes "theres a dry sam now and it was ratchet and optimus i do believe it was in the tfp universe. Plus we have a hallway filled of it" I said giving the bag to sam of his wet clothing. Sam paused to stare at us , "Wait what?" KH nodded with a devilish smile, "Yes yes it was... hehehehe, my room has the smexiest pairing ever, though the Hall of Slash is also very hott~" her smile was replaced with a large perverted grin and a deep blush, "Yesss..." Optimus looked shocked, "W-What?!" Sam almost tripped on a pebble Bee beeped loudly with shock and Ironhide was completely confused. I giggled "don't get a nose bleed and you don't want to see unless you want to either get your mind rape or scarred for life... like ratchet. thats why i covered your eyes sam" I said catching him
KH waved her off with her smile, "Oh deary~ I'm not planning on getting one~ Although my Petformers dabbles that I've been reading on me phone is calling my utter most attention~! Hhehehehe~" she pulled out her phone and started reading where her phone had said she left off at. Sam nodded, "Thanks for those two things then." Bee beeped softly at Ratchet in sympathy, Ironhide sighed heavily, "Wow.. Ratchet you're eithe very brave or stupid to have read that." Optimus was silent and only shook his head. "i think stupid" I said, standing sam up "and no problem sam, sorry for spraying you with water, hope you can forgive me and kh... Don't bloody show them a fragging thing Kh!" KH was giggling softly with a deep blush then shot her head up hearing her name, "What-What? What happened." Ironhide nodded in agreement, "Yeah I think so too.." Sam rubbed the back of his head, "Yeah it's okay just warn us please I don't like getting my boxer and pants soaked, oh and you two don't owe me you've done enough getting Trent out of my life is a great help." Ratchet finally got out of his trance and replied harshly, "Hey! I't not my fault you didn't warn me ahead of time!" it was silent for a moment as Ratchet fumed at KH who just gave him a blank look then said three words that him over the top "I. REGRET. NOTHING." I laughed shaking her head "welcome back to planet earth ratchet. before you get confused its a saying for people freezing unmoving or staring into space" i said. KH started at Ratchet with her blank stare as he fumed transforming then walking into the forest, "Bitch where you be going! Don't make us try and get your sorry aft out of the forest! Remember what happened last time~?" she chimed happily Ratchet paused then grumbled loudly before returning to his spot transforming. Ironhide looked amazed, "Wow... that stopped him dead in his tracks!" Sam raised a brow, "Wow... You two got him whipped..." I laughed "yup, we... KH dragged him from the forest and back here" I said smiling, sitting down on the ground. KH went back to her reading, raising a finger at Ratchet's vehicle form, "Oh yeah this bitch is whipped." Ironhide looked amazed then burst into laughter, "Hahahaha!" Bee and moved to his left as he saw the deep glare KH gave Ironhide. Ratchet turned his anger to Ironhide aswell.
"OI ENOUGH WITH THE ANGER GLARE NOW!" I yelled at them, i started getting a head ache like i had before. Both KH and Ratchet rolled their eyes. "DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES OR OPTICS AT ME. WE LIVE TOGETHER, NOW WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EACH OTHER GOT IT!" I growled "Or else!" KH and Ratchet stared at me with confused expression, KH replied, "Da fuck u be talking about?" "these glares and yelling back and forward between you and ratchet. enough teasing ratchet about seeing the slash just enough. i'm just getting a headache" i said, rubbing my head. KH raised her hands, "hey not my fault that Ironhide wants to be a meanie about it and ratchet's just taking it. If so go inside and take a nap or something." "It's doesn't help" i said. KH sighed, "Alright but first." she kicked Ironhide's side door in he yelped in pain. Ratchet chuckled. "Hey no kicking the other bots, gah! Frag" I said, holding my head in my hands. KH and Ratchet's form appeared next to me, "You okay?"they asked. I squinted my eyes and shook my head no. KH and ratchet looked to each other, "Alright just relax.." KH felt my head, "Damn you're head's burning!" "No shit. My head feel like its going to explode" I said. KH raised her hands, "Well Mrs. Badass, no need for the harshness. " Ratchet looked to her, "You two stop ya arguing! Now Star want anything for the pain? Because other than that I have no idea what I cna do." KH walked to a near by tree and sat on a branch watching. "Please ratchet, i don't know how much of this headache i can take. Its been going on since my allspark piece went there" she said pointing at the cybertronian lettering. Ratchet studied the lettering. It looked like he didn't know it before getting a needle, i was about to say something before he stuck it in my arm. "Optimus probably could read it its written in prime" I said. Optimus was very confuse but transformed and scanned my symbol. I giggled at the scanning. He then looked to KH who jumped down and walked over so he could scan her's.
She sat next to me and let Optimus scan her he went from confused to shocked, "How? How is it possible?" KH stared at her symbols as which glowed brightly, "What?" Ratchet and the others looked to Optimus, "What is it Optimus?" He looked to the two of us, "You have the marking that say 'All are one..." He looked to KH, "While you have the markings that say Spark the power to give life..." Sam spoke up, "I get it now! You two are the Allspark! Your writings! when you put them together you get-" Optimus replied, "Allspark: One with the power to give life."The others nodded looking to us two with troubled looks. KH knows that look their giving us, "Kay guys stop giving us that look we can take care of ourselves thank you and besides Ratchet here can help us if we're in trouble." Optimus knew she was right but replied, "I know that but we have to be on guard at all times because the Decepticons could be anywhere." Kh stood with a 'Are you sery bro look' on her face, "Okay bro's let me say this, I'm a fragging ninja, and I'm pretty good at avoiding danger like dodging wrenches,.." she pauses for a moment before replying, "And.. angry ladies...Very very angry ladies..." she looked down, "Yeah... never a good time.." Sam looked confused, "Wait what?" I laughed "but me on the other hand good with weapons but very accent probed. Lets say me , ice and almost shattering my ankle" I said showing a inch or 2 scar that was on my right ankle. Ratchet shook his head, "I know you're very clumsy..." the others shook their heads as Optimus replied, "See and that is one reason why you two need to be near Ratchet so you won't get hurt." KH rolled her eyes, "The only thing I'm worried about is seeing Megatron's and Soundwave's holoforms... I already have found good designs that I hope they'll use~ Even evil villains have to look good~!" I rolled my eyes. "don't you dare start about that. If we ever saw them in their holoform and you get a nose bleed or start drooling im slapping you upside the head" i told her. KH looked to me with a unamused frown, "Leave me alone women I'ma fellow fangirl! AND PRIMUS DAMN IT! I DO VHAT I VANT CUS' I CAN DREAM!" KH did a super hero pose as she finished her statement. the others either shook their head or face palmed. "jeeper girl chill" i told sighed as she calmed down, "Sorry got too excited.." she said looked at the sky. It darken as the sky lite with a brilliant orange.
"wow it's so beautiful out now" I said smiling "but i like it when its twilight when i can see the stars and planets. I used to look in the sky and try to see if i could just see cybertron or a meteor crash near by and just see if it was an autobot or decepticon or even a sparking" KH nodded "I look for Orion the Hunter since back where'd I'd use to live on the East coast I'd always be able to find him and his belt" she said. "dawn alights the daggers tip, three kings will revel the door way... Slag... slap me" i said. KH slapped the back of my head, "The Gulf of Aqaba, Jordan, beautiful monument." I slapped you the back of KH's head "shut up about that. we can't say anything about that chicky" KH raised her hands "I'm just saying it is beautiful, and the fact that i want to go there!" "in time we will, maybe see it" i told her. "YEAH!" the others shook their heads Sam walked over, "Well Girls I've had my share of fun for today I've got to get home before my mom tries to search the state for me.." KH gave him a hard hand shake and a bro hug before he came over to over to me. I smiled giving him a tight hug before unhugging him, going over to bee"come on bee let us hug you too!" Bee beeped as he transformed kneeling down to their level. KH gave him a fist pump, "Brohoofs." I giggled and latched onto his pede, hugging it, smiling widely. Bee patted my head. Sam shook his head lightly, "Alright we'll be by after school tomorrow." "bye bee~! by Sammy boy~!" I said smiling widely. Bee transformed and Sam got in his vehicle form and he drove off. I went over to Ironhide and hugged him "sorry for getting with my cannons~!" i said, giggling. Ironhide nodded, "No problem." he said. Then I went over to the waiting optimus and hugged him. He smiled, "Have a good night you three and down stay up too late." KH nodded, "Yes Sir."
Ironhide left Optimus was just about to leave but he paused for a moment to look at KH, "Behave you, Ratchet can't handle the abuse." He gave a smile before driving off. KH giggled lightly as Ratchet pouted. I laughed "a pouting ratchet never thought i would see the day~" Ratchet transformed into his vehicle form and fumed. KH only chuckled, "I've read it and seen it on TFA but never in real life! Hahaha!" Ratchet was unamused, "She's going to be the death of me..." "but tfa ratchet is an old grump, this one is younger and a little less of a grump" KH replied, "Star he's just as old as Ironhide and let me tell you they're older than the dirt we're standing on. And look at Jetfire, He's a bag of flipping Bones!" Ratchet sighed heavily, "Alright you two stop your senseless arguing," I rolled my eyes "no the fallen is a bag full of bones he's the evil prime out of the first 7" i said. "I said stop. Drop the subject. now." Ratchet said. "Jeepers I take back what I said about not being grumpy." I said, laying back on the grassy part of the ground and look at the sky, smiling. KH replied, "Told you. Well I've got to go Fred told me there's a major accident and were stuck with the cars... Figures, I'll be back." She grabbed her coat and keys before getting into her car, "Behave you two." she left before Ratchet could complain at her, "That femme thinks she so big hmpt." "Jeepers cheer up mr grump. The cats away the mice will play" I said smiling. Ratchet rolled his eyes, "I don't see her as a Cat nor mouse more of a dragon based off what I've read, Dragon have anger issues and d protection problems..." I facepalmed "ratchet what i said was a human saying. it means we can do whatever we want since shes not here" i told him
"okay then, what then" Ratchet asked. "can you tech me to be a cybertronian medic? I want to help so bad" i asked him. "I could but I'd need to show you with a injured autobot... And there is none as of yet." he said shocked. "okay, i just want to learn about your race a little more. now if you uncomfortable with a human knowing this tell me but to make a sparkling is connecting the sparks together creating the bond or is it more human way?" I asked. Ratchet froze then reply, "Well... Umm... usually through a spark bonding with another bot or femme along with a interface... As I figure u know, if one of the bondmates die the other suffers horribly... So we used the Allspark to give life.." "Oh! Awesome! Okay do the sparkling stay in the chest of the mech or femme then go down to the stomach? And is it true s mech have both a port and spike. You don't have to answer the last one" i asked him. Ratchet shifted his weight as his face was a beat red, "Ummm... What I've heard..It only occurs with the femme...And yes..." I patted his Pede"sorry I'm just curious what I read from the ummm slash I have and what's not true" I told him, smiling shyly" I don't read as much a KH did primus" He nodded, sitting down, "It's okay... I'm just not use to those questions.. I understand you point, it is great to be able to verify information given." He face palmed, "That women... I can assure you that if someone tries to even read or get into her mind they will be scared forever." "I've read very disturbing ones before" I said shivering. Ratchet shook his head, "Oh I'd imagine.. Your kind have very... Extravagant imaginations.." Ratchet transformed back into his vehicle form, "Alright you, it's past 11 and you've got to get some recharge." "Can me and hide sleep in you back cause I don't feel like going inside the house" i asked him. He sighed lightly before opening his back doors, "Get in." I got in the back with my Ironhide, snuggling in the back happily. Ratchet closed his back door. I smiled and cuddled my pup, falling asleep happily.
AN: no flamers cause flames are for roasting marshmellows