Chapter 6: Lookout of Insanity
To the east…nothing, to the west…nothing, south- same, and so was the north. Hidan held down the binoculars from his face. He was pissed off and his impatience was wearing thin on this whole damn mission. Of course, leave it to Tobi to be the target on this mission.
"He probably screwed up this mission already," Hidan thought bitterly. "Now if it were me, I'd have those women here no problem." "Damn, what's taking those mother-fuckers so long?" He shouted impatiently.
Kisame, who was on the roof of the collection office with Hidan as well, was sitting against the wall of the doorway leading to downstairs. "Who knows." He stated boringly. He, too, was growing impatient of Tobi's lack of timing.
Hidan turned from his post towards Kisame, leaning against the railing of the building. He was getting tired of being lookout for Tobi and the two women. He wanted action, violence, and blood; that was his only reason for being in the Akatsuki. Leader-sama said there would be much of all those things.
"Bullshit." Hidan muttered to himself. Kisame must have obliviously heard him as he looked up from the ground and was staring at him. "What?" Kisame asked. "Nothing." Hidan said quickly, who didn't notice till now that he was speaking out loud. Kisame accepted his words and just went back to looking at the ground broadly.
Hidan turned back to his post, thinking of what he was going to do after this mission. No doubt that Leader-sama was going to send him and Kakazu on another mission as soon as possible, unless he was going to send him with one of the new comrades.
Hmm, now that thought about it, he didn't even think about him getting a mission with one of the new girls…actually, he didn't think about the girls at all. But now, several questions were foaming into his head, like what they look liked (in other words, if they were hot) or how they got a chance to become an Akatsuki member.
He looked over his shoulder to see Kisame…"He's Itachi's partner and Itachi is close with the Leader because of his skills. And as far as I know, he and Itachi are all gay-ass buddy-buddy. Perhaps he knows a few things about the girls." Hidan pondered to himself.
He turned back to Kisame, curiosity and sneakiness in his eyes. "Hey, Kisame?" he said, waiting for Kisame look up at him to continue his question, "Do you know what these girls are ranked as or what they look like?"
Kisame thought about his question for a bit, folding his arms in front of him. On the outside, he was being serious and thoughtful about his question; but on the inside, he was smirking to himself. "Hidan thinks I don't know what he's trying to do but it's obvious that he thinks I'll tell him everything about the girls," he thought and chuckled inside his head. "Joke's on him then. I know nothing about them either…but it doesn't it mean I can't have a little fun." He chuckled darkly in his head, again.
"Well, supposedly and as far as I know is that they are strong crazed ruthless hot women." Kisame said flatly. In his mind, Kisame was smirking and chuckling evilly to himself. "There, that should give him something to look forward to…but in the end, he will be sorely disappointed."
Hidan just grunted and turned back to his post. Kisame didn't think much about his reaction to the information and went back to looking at the ground. Hidan, who was pretending not to care about Kisame's news, was smirking to himself in anticipation. Two girls that were just like him (minus that they didn't worship Jashin), what were the odds of that? With something to look forward to, Hidan put the binoculars back up to his face.
Behind him, Kisame was grinning evilly. "What a sucker," he thought to himself; he noticed Hidan using the binoculars again from the corner of his eye and he was glad he caught the movement, too. If Hidan wasn't in front of him, he would pat himself on his back for his ingenious trick. "You could tell him that the sky was falling and he would believe you."
"Let's see now," Hidan thought to himself as he was looking out for Tobi and the girls, again, "To the east…nothing—damn, to the west…nothing—shit, south- same—fuckin hell, and the north…"
Just as he was going to curse, again, he caught a glimpse of a dust storm heading their way. He focused the binoculars closer on it…and what he saw…amazed him. He chuckled a bit at the scene.
"Hey Kisame, take a look at this." Hidan said, throwing the binoculars over his shoulder. Kisame was off guard at the moment and had clumsily caught the binoculars in his hands, and then glaring at Hidan's backside for his action of surprise. He sighed as he got up, walking over to the railing where Hidan was leaning against it and was smirking to himself. "Okay, what am I looking at that was so important that you through these," indicating to the binoculars in his hands, "at me?" Kisame asked. Hidan pointed north, towards the opened land in front of him, "Look north seven miles from here, on the dirt path leading here." Hidan stated.
Kisame grumbled as he put the binoculars up to his eyes and directed them towards Hidan's directions. First, he saw two dust storms and then, after scoping the binoculars in closer, he saw two dark figures running and making the dust clouds behinds them. Again, scoping the binoculars in on the figures…and Lord and behold, there was Tobi running for his dear life from a girl swinging a big ax at him from behind.
What shock Kisame the most was that the crazed and raging girl behind Tobi was, actually, really hot. Kisame placed the binoculars down in front of him, still staring at the figures heading their way; dumbstruck was his only expression on his face.
Hidan turned his head towards Kisame and chuckled at the face Kisame was making (not that his face wasn't funny all the time because it was). "Take a good look at that, Kisame, because she's on "my" team."
Kisame looked at him in disbelief, almost surprised. "Yeah…right," he said, expressing the last word in disapproval as he looked backed at the two figures heading their way, almost two miles-off now. He crossed his arms on top of the railing in front of him, "The day Leader-sama assigns someone like "her" on your team will be the day Kakazu dies…if he dies, that is." Kisame chuckled at his last comment, knowing that Kakazu would never die because he had the ability to replace an old or destroyed hearts with a new one ;and considering Kakazu had three hearts, Kisame doubted he was "going" anytime soon.
Hidan was pissed-off at Kisame. Yeah, he tried to lie earlier about the girl being on his team but it was just for sport and to see what Kisame's reaction would be. He never thought Kisame would turn his words around and use it as an insult…or a reminder that his stupid-ass partner was immortal like him and could never die; or at least, Kakazu was partially immortal. He chuckled a bit at his last thought, which caused Kisame to look at him strangely. "You know that funeral can be arranged." He said darkly, bring out his scythe from behind his back and gazing at it admirably but menacingly, also.
Kisame just shook his head in disbelief and thought ignorant Hidan was with being so full-of-himself. "Come on, let's tell the others that part of the mission was a success." He said, putting the binoculars in his pocket and beginning to walk towards the door of the roof.
From behind, Hidan was turned partially towards Kisame with one hand still on the railing. He didn't want to go back down there to all those ass-holes, he wanted to stay up here and watch the girl mangle-up Tobi to shreds. And he thought Kisame wanted to, too. "You don't want to watch Tobi get ripped to shreds?" Hidan said as he watched Kisame stop to stare back at him. "Come on, it be funny as hell!" He said getting excited from thought of shed.
Kisame turned back and began walking towards the door, again. "No, unlike you and some of the members in this organization, I actually get along quite well with Tobi."
Hidan grunted and turned back towards the railing. "Whatever you pansy-ass, I'm staying up here."
"No, you're not."
Hidan turned backed sharply towards the door, to see Kisame holding the door open, with a shit-eating grin on his shark-ass face, for none other his shit-ass immortal partner, Kakazu.
"Leader-sama wants both you back down there, so we can greet our guests who will be arriving any minute now. So get moving; time is money." Kakazu said gruffly with authority, turning around and going back down the stairs with Kisame in tow.
"Ah, Fuck!" Hidan shouted in annoyance, walking from the railing towards the door. "Leave it to that shit-head to ruin my fun." He thought angrily as he slammed the door behind him.