I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck. Sorry it took me so long to update. I didn't have any idea where this fic was going. Of coarse I still don't and starting to think it doesn't have a plot. But now I shall continue my rant about how quizilla is incompetent. I don't own anything you recognize.

" Hmm. Curious." I said while staring at the clock.

"What's curious?" Legolas asked with a grin.

" According to this clock I should have died 10 minutes ago." I thoughtfully looked at Legolas." Do you think something happened?"

" Why are you asking me?" He questioned.

" Cause you're a freaky death defining elf."

" Wait a decade, did you just call me freaky." He glared.

" I believe I did." I said grinning at him.

" And this is coming from the person who drinks pickle juice."

" Yeah well your hair always stays perfect in battle." I lamely retorted.

" Well you're the one who thinks Jareths trying to kill you cause of that fanfic." Legolas snarled.

" I Knew it!" I shouted in triumphant glee.

" knew what?" Legolas asked.

" I can't believe your cheating on your fangirls with JARETH! Of all people you choose the mullet having, tights wearing ,baby snatching, spontaneous song singing king of the goblins!"

" Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I am not... I can't even say that it's just to gross." Legolas grimaced.

" Come on it only slightly grosser than you and Gimli."

"Ok that's It! I'm gonna summon the Goblin king so he can kill you. ( Words omitted for safety.)

" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! What have you done.? Gotta hide now!" I screamed and hid behind Legolas.

" What's wrong with you?" All of a sudden the randomly placed doorbell rang. Legolas whent and opened the door.

" Hello"

" You summoned me?" Jareth said with a evil grin. Before he could answer I started giggling from behind the couch.

" Ello captain tight pants." I popped up.

" Oh no not you!"

" That joke is really overused." Legolas sighed.

" What's said is said."

" Stop using my lines!" Jareth screamed.

" I think you and Legolas should talk." As soon as I said this thought I was gagged and bound by Legolas And Jareth.

And my lame attempt at humor continues. Review or I'll wish you away to the goblins and their tights wearing king.