"Wow!" Mez gleams as she walks outsider next to Dib. So this is snow? I've never seen anything so…"
"White? Cold?" Dib asks attempting to guess her thoughts.
"Magical!" Mez runs around in the fluffy white heaven piling on the ground. "How often does your planet have this?!"
"Only in the wintertime" Dib laughs as Mez starts trying to catch snowflakes on her long, purple snake tongue. It was then Dib remembered how much the Irks and Smirks looked alike. "Hey Mez," dib approaches the question like Mez might find it extremely offensive, "Do other planets get you guys and the Irks mixed up a lot?"
"All the time!" Mez takes her eyes off the snow only to answer Dib's question, then continues indulging.
.~.~.
Stupid earth snow, stupid earth school, stupid planet. Zim sat against the windowsill in angst. Stupid dib, befriending Mez, stupid earth rituals like… Zim stares out the window in complete confusion. WHAT ON EARTH THERE… USING THE SNOW TO BOMBBARD EACHOTHER! Zim stared in udder confusion at what he didn't know at the moment was a "snowball fight." Ugh. Forget this, I'm going home. Zim stands up to leave, but not before looking back over his shoulder. "Once again," he whispers only to himself, "I've come to close for this to be real."
Short and sweet because this is the ending i wanted. What will happen next, why did people (a.k.a zim) say what they did, and who knows the answer to these questions and Why should i be asking you??!~!!! not even i know the answers to these stupid questions….