Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome.

Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.

Notes: Fourth in a long list of updates.

Warnings: Shonen-ai, yaoi, whatever the hell you want to call it. Zack/Kadaj. And that special brand of humor I'm famous for. Implied Reno/Yazoo.

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Challenge item: Follow up of the crossdressing episode from Chibi Envy Chan (who is, as always, awesome)

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"Seeing as how Cloud has graciously gifted us with dinner, I shall provide us with entertainment." Sephiroth said as he and Cloud took their places on the couch, on either side of Kadaj. He pulled an unmarked cd from his pocket and handed it to Kadaj. He smirked.

"Would you do the honors?" He asked, handing it to Kadaj. The younger one stared at it for a second, then cautiously took it from his hand. He got up and placed it in the DVD player, wondering what could possibly be on that DVD that had Sephiroth grinning in that maniacal way.

The TV flickered on and Kadaj nearly jumped out of his skin as Zack's face appeared on screen.

"You're an idiot." Sephiroth's voice crackled through the speakers, followed by the sound of maniacal laughter. The camera turned, showing a rather revealing shot of... Reno as he streaked down the halls. It seemed that the case of disappearing clothes had been going on for weeks. Cloud strongly suspected that Rufus was involved.

"Reno, please get back here so I can..." Cloud sweatdropped as Yazoo ran through the camera's view after the naked redhead, the rest of his sentence lost as Zack started to babble on and on about this dress he bought.

Suddenly all talking ceased, due to something colliding with Zack's head. The camera was turned to face an enraged looking Kadaj standing over an prone Zack. Cloud blinked, not really sure he was seeing what he was seeing. He looked from the Kadaj on the screen to the Kadaj on the couch and back. Kadaj was flushed red, looking as though he would rather be anywhere but here at this moment.

"Well don't you look pretty." Zack's voice said, the Zack on screen openly leering at the young clone. Cloud couldn't quite believe what he was seeing. Kadaj was in a dress, a pink sparkly dress. Something was very, very wrong with this video.

"YOU DIE!!" Kadaj shouted, raising his foot up to showcase what he was wearing under the dress and his matching socks, then smashing that same foot into Zack's head repeatedly. Snickering filtered in through the speakers as the screen faded to black.

The words 'Embarrassing moments at Shinra' appeared on the screen followed by 'Filmed by Sephiroth, distributed by Evil Moogles'.

"I swear, one of these days, I will kill you." Kadaj growled, face burning as he avoided looking at either of the men beside him. Sephiroth smirked.

"You keep saying that and yet nobody has died yet."

"I will get you my Sephy and your little moogles too." Kadaj snarled, wishing he had thought to bring Souba with him. Cloud finally gave into the laughter that was bubbling up and Sephiroth sneered in that all powerful way he had.

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TBC

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