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1. Voldemart
Where does a dark lord get his groceries?
AT THE VOLDEMART
2. Dementos
Why do inmates at Azkaban have good breath?
Because all of the de-mentos
3. The Marauders
*the Marauders after getting detention*
James: Oh deer
Sirius: Dog gone it
Peter: rats
Lupin: I was un-a-were that we would be facing this consequences
*muffled giggling*
4. Diary
Harry: Hermione, you were reading my diary again weren't you?
Ron: How can you tell?
Harry: She correct my spelling
5. Sirius
Remus: Sirius?
Sirius: Yea?
Remus: Why so sirius?
Sirius: ...
Sirius: You broke the comedy
COOKIES
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