Test Tube Brat – Uhuru-Chan

Disclaimer: Hetalia is of Himaruya. Prompt taken from HetaliaKinkMeme.

Warnings: OoC, Mpreg, Omegaverse, sex, bad language, boring jokes.

Holy cheese, I didn't know why Word kept telling me that I had grammar mistakes, and then I realized that it was because of the capital letters after dialogues. Gosh, so many differences between Spanish and English.


Peter had continued visiting Arthur constantly, both of them interchanging objects or simply talking on the subject at hand. Arthur patiently waited for some days before asking the boy about what had been going around in his head.

One day he waited until his neighbor fell asleep, spying on him from his house window using binoculars. The Omega looked tired, but he seemed adamant in staying awake, changing between the channels on the television. Peter was downstairs; he had various notebooks sprawled on the table and he was drinking a glass of juice. The adult Omega gradually fell asleep, leaving his television on. Arthur waited for another twenty minutes and when he was certain that the Omega was deeply asleep, he left his house to go visit his son.

Peter was concentrated on his task when he heard a tapping in the window next to the table in which he was working. He directed his glance towards it, seeing his neighbor gesturing at him. The boy smiled, approaching the window to open it.

"Hi" Greeted Peter whispering, not wanting to alert his mother. "What's up?"

"Hello, I need to ask you something." said Arthur bluntly. Peter made a surprised expression before nodding interested. The Alpha looked inside the house, the furniture seemed new, the TV was big, bigger than his, and everything was clean. Arthur stopped watching the house in favor of looking at his son, who continued waiting for his question. "Your mother… D-does he work?"

"My mom?" Peter raised an eyebrow, looking doubtful. "You know my mom?"

"Oh, no, I just… I'm curious. He… "Arthur wetted his lips, he was uncertain about what to say. "He looks like a respectable Omega."

"Do you like my mom?" The child seemed stupefied while he approached the Alpha. "He's a dancer! At a dance club, so he has to go out at night."

"A dancer?" Arthur felt his heart beating faster. "What kind of dancer?"

"I don't know, I've never been to his work," the kid pursed his lips. "But mom says that he is working there just for now."

"Uh huh. So whom do you stay with?" Asked Arthur suddenly, suddenly worried about the minor's well-being. "You don't stay home alone, right?"

"Uncle Matt takes care of me. Wait here." Peter turned around and searched for something inside the house, he then returned with a small picture in his hands. The photo portrayed Alfred and Matthew; they both were dressed in the same clothes and they had put on the same expression for the photo. Arthur lifted his eyebrows, astonished. He didn't know that the neighbor had a twin brother. "That's Uncle Matt. They are twins!"

"I see…"

"Do you like my mom?" asked again Peter, having being ignored previously. Arthur remained silent for some minutes not knowing how to answer.

"Well, your mother… is… good. He's pretty, very pretty." Answered Arthur, embarrassed for being talking these kinds of things with a child.

"Mom has never had an Alpha boyfriend!" Informed the young Omega, joining his hands In joy.

"Never before?"

"Never before." The boy shook his head and then he frowned, looking angry. "I remember them mentioning a John. I know that he was an Omega, but he left him to run away with some Alpha."

"O-oh, wow." Arthur nodded. That meant that the Omega didn't bring Alphas from his work as he had feared, he supposed that it was ok. He looked at the boy, who was still annoyed at his memory. "How do you know that?"

"I heard mom crying and arguing with Uncle Matt about it." Peter looked at the floor. "They thought that I was sleeping"

"So, he doesn't like Alphas?" Inquired Arthur, feeling somewhat disappointed.

"No, but I think it's just because he doesn't known many of them." The Omega grabbed his hands, looking at him with illusion. "You should go out with my mom."

Arthur laughed, shaking his head. Peter pouted and made a scowling face. He talked seriously, but adults always laughed at him!"

"I'll think about it, ok?" promised Arthur, smiling at him. "I must go now, go turn your mother's TV off. I'll see you later!"

"Eh?"

Arthur marched to his house, entering it in a hurry. Peter walked upstairs to see his mother, noticing that the TV was indeed on as the Alpha had said. The boy looked through the window at Arthur's house, but there was nobody there. He laughed quietly when he realized that his neighbor was spying on his mother. He approached the TV to turn it off.

He would like to have a dad like Arthur.


Peter was watching an animated film while he ate peanuts. Matthew and Alfred were while drinking coffee and eating pancakes, making good use of the free time that they had to share before Alfred had to go to work. Peter suddenly turned around, as if he had just remembered something.

"Mom." He called, approaching his relatives at the table and taking a seat next to his mother.

"Umm?" Alfred seized his coffee mug, guiding it to his mouth, and he paid attention to his son.

"Have you got-" Peter looked briefly at his uncle, evaluating the consequences of asking private stuff Matthew's presence. In the end he decided that he wanted to know anyway. "Have you got a boyfriend?"

Alfred choked with the bitter liquid he was drinking, coughing and receiving pats in the back from Matthew.

"Breath!"

"Yea… It's ok! I'm ok, dude." Alfred swatted his brother away from him, looking at Peter again, although he seemed more worried about his state. "Why do you want to know?"

"Ah… uh…" Peter averted his gaze, returning it to his mother seconds later. "Somebody asked me to ask you."

"Somebody?"

Alfred shared a glance with his brother, mouthing a soundless "I told you." making Matthew nod.

"Have you got one or not?" Inquired Peter again, smiling nervously.

"No, and tell your "friend" that I am not interested in having one either."

Peter nodded, his smile slowly vanishing. The three of them remained in silence for a while until Matthew decided to continue with the conversation he was having with his brother before Peter joined in.

On the following day Peter ran to Arthur's house as soon as he noticed that his mother had fallen asleep. He knocked incessantly once he was there. The Alpha attended the door with a towel tied around his hips only; his hair disheveled and water droplets sliding down his body. He had an annoyed expression adorning his pale face, however, his face changed when he noticed that his young son was the one standing at his doorstep, making him blush with shame at having open the door wearing only a towel. He invited Peter to take a seat inside his living room and he told him to wait there while he went to get some clothes to put on. Peter nodded, watching the Alpha stride upstairs.

The child neared the cabinets, inspecting and touching all the decorations and photos. He paused to stare at a family photo which showed five men, Arthur included, and a woman. Peter frowned, sliding his small fingers above the faces that looked back to him. All of them had thick eyebrows like his! Peter put the photography back in his place when he heard Arthur approaching footsteps coming down the stairs. The boy pointed the picture while staring at him once the alpha was at his side.

"We look alike." Said Peter, his arms crossed. Arthur gasped, surprised, and looked at the photography. "Why is that?"

"D-do you think so? Hehe…" Arthur saw him nodding. He swallowed forcefully while he scratched the nape of his neck. "It's… It's a coincidence. You were born here and your mother too, however all of my family lives in Europe."

"All of them?" asked Peter, skeptic.

"Yes! I can assure it to you, and I live here, but I don't know anyone from your family besides you."

Peter dropped his arms to his sides, deciding to believe him, it all made sense after all. He watched the older green eyes and told him that Alfred was single. Arthur nodded, thankful about the subject change and then he invited him to drink some tea. Both passed their afternoon talking and playing cards with an old deck that the alpha kept around in case their brothers were to visit it him someday, although it was improbable.

Peter left almost running the minute he saw his mother through the window. Arthur also got a bit desperate and tossed one of his treasured tea cups to the floor, breaking it. The Omega left in a hurry, entering him home by the garden door.

Alfred was disinterestedly closing his room curtains when he heard his son moaning and something falling on the floor. He sighed and hurried down the stairs, finding Peter seated on the floor, holding back his tears while he stroked his knee. Magazines had scattered all over the floor when Peter had hit his knee against a table in the dining room hallway.

Alfred crouched to examine his son knee, spotting a little scratch. He helped him stand and then he cleaned his face.

"You should be more careful, Peter. One of these days you're going break a bone!"

"I didn't see it and I tripped." murmured the boy. Limping to the sofa and sitting down on it.

"Pat attention next time." instructed Alfred, caressing his child hair. Peter nodded, patting his mother hand.

"Sure, sure."


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