I've realized something. I've made Kita and the other Gintama characters go in Class 3-Z, yet they're freshman. *Awkward silence* Wow, I should've thought better. Well, this is a humor fanfic, plus this is Gintama so I guess it doesn't matter. Enjoy!

Monday came, and I was in Math class, with Sakata-Sensei. The bell already rung, and the students were in their seats, including me.

I slouched slightly as I rested my cheek on my palm. I thought lazily, I wonder what Math questions we'll be doing today.

As a sigh escaped my lips, Sakata-Sensei came in the room, with a cigarette in his mouth, and his hands in his pockets. I rolled my eyes, not bothering to tell him that he shouldn't be smoking a cigarette in class.

He pushed up his glasses as he said, "Alright class. I have an announcement to make."

Kyra said bluntly, "You'll do the Caramelldansen?"

The teacher shook his head as he answered her, "Hell no. I don't dance." He cleared his throat, and then announced, "Class, all the freshman, which is you, will be going on a class trip. I'm going to hand you papers so that you can show your parents. And the reason for that is so that your parents won't take you for a liar."

Okita said, "Our parents wouldn't think we're liars to them."

"You'll show your paper to them anyways. Class, your parents don't need to sign anything, they just need to know that you'll be gone for three days."

I read in a mutter, "'The class trip will be at the Modoku Shrine for three days and two nights. Make sure to be ready.'"

I blinked my emerald eyes as I thought again, Modoku Shrine? I've never heard of that place, but let's hope I'll have a good time there.

Sakata-Sensei told us, "We'll be leaving this Wednesday. And since today is Monday, I'll only give you one Math lesson this week. Remember, make sure to show this paper to your parents."

Kyra suddenly blurted out, "Are you going to smoke that cancer stick the whole time we're gone?"

"Kyra-San, this isn't a cigarette, it's a lollipop," The teacher said in a low tone.

The purple-haired girl raised a brow, but looked skeptical. She exclaimed, "Lollipop's don't have smoke coming out of the end of the stick!"

"Oh?" He questioned before pulling the stick out of his mouth. The stick really was a lollipop. Kyra widened her eyes in surprise.

But she exclaimed again, "How the hell can that lollipop fit in your mouth?! Is your mouth a giant cave on the inside?!"

Sakata-Sensei began to knit his brows, and told Kyra, "That's none of your business. Why do you have to barge into business that has nothing to do with you?"

Suri furrowed her brows, but gave Sakata-Sensei an apologetic smile. The long, orange-haired girl waved her hands at him as she said, "Please, Sakata-Sensei! Kyra can't help it!"

"Well, she's going to have to control her hyper-activeness, otherwise she'll be going to a mental hospital," Sakata-Sensei warned.

Kyra widened her eyes again, but this time, she stood up off her seat, and exclaimed once more as she slammed her hands on her desk, "Don't you dare send me to a mental hospital! That's where the people with autism go!"

Mika said, "No, you're wrong. Have you even met someone with autism?"

"No, well, I don't think so. Dammit!" She pouted. Kyra quickly sat on her seat, but she crossed her arms while puffing her cheeks up.

Sakata-Sensei continued, "Anyway, you won't need to bring money, but if you want to buy souvenirs, then go ahead and bring some money. And the only clothes you will bring will be your uniform. But, some of the girls may want to bring some 'things' if they're on their 'thing'."

Otae smiled while closing her eyes, but she had an anger mark on her cheek, and threw an object at the teacher. It hit Ginpachi Sakata, and he flinched a bit. Otae told him, still looking angry, "Don't say personal girl stuff, Sakata-Sensei."

He didn't look scared. The silver-haired teacher said to her, "Shimura-San, just for that, you get lunch detention."

She didn't respond, but she still looked angry, with her eyelids halfway closed. I was about to chuckle, but I covered my mouth to prevent myself from doing that. Sakata-Sensei said as he held a stack of yellow-colored papers, "I'll hand you all a form. And if you try to disrupt people while we're on the trip, then I'll smack your bottom with this long ruler." He held the long ruler in his hand, but soon set it down.

He began to give each student a form, but suddenly, the classroom door opened. Almost all of us turned our heads to the door, only to see Takasugi entering the classroom.

Sakata-Sensei said to Takasugi, "Oi, you do know that the bell already rang."

"So?" Takasugi replied with his hands in his pockets. He chuckled, "I don't care if I'm late or not."

The teacher raised a silver brow, and then said while pointing at him, "Well, whether you do care or not, I will have you suspended if you keep flagging classes."

"Like I give a crap. I will destroy this class." Takasugi gave Sakata-Sensei a glare, which kind of scared me.

But Sakata-Sensei just rolled his red eyes, and gave Takasugi a form, saying, "Here. If you are interested, all the freshman will go to the class trip. We're leaving on Wednesday, like I told the class. Now go sit down before I smack your bottom with the ruler."

I thought while blinking, Why would he even smack students on the buttocks with a ruler? Sure, parents smack their kids' butts as a punishment, but when a teacher does that, then it's creepy!

Perhaps it was best not to know.

Takasugi took the form, but he said nothing, and went to the back seat. I turned slightly, and when I saw him sit down, he set his feet on the desk. He landed his hands on the back of his head.

Why did that creep me out all of a sudden?

Sakata-Sensei explained some more, "The Modoku Shrine is just about five hours away, so I'd like you to come to this school the same time as you usually come here. Because if you miss the bus, then you'll be doing homework in your classes, and you won't have fun."

I'm not too worried. I don't live that far away from this school, so I think I should be just fine.

"When we get there, I'd also like you all to stay together. That's all," He concluded.

He finished giving out forms, and then went back to his table. He sat down as he told us, "Turn to chapter one part three."

I turned the pages in my Math book, and I did that until I was at the lesson for today. My Math teacher ordered us, "Now take some notes while I read my JUMP." With that being said, he grabbed his JUMP magazine, and opened it up. He began to read the comics in it as I took out a piece of paper, writing the notes from the section.

Kyra waved at me, and exclaimed, "Hey, Kita-San! Let me copy your notes!"

I widened my emerald eyes at her, but I gave out a chuckle as Sakata-Sensei told Kyra, "Oi, don't cheat. You cheat, then I'll give you lunch detention." The girl stopped talking. She knitted her brows, but retreated, and continued to take notes.

I thought while I chuckled again, Just because she's my friend, doesn't mean she can copy my work. Though, that was pretty funny. Kyra has no shame or embarrassment in herself.

Hours later, it was lunchtime. I grabbed my lunchbox, and decided to eat on the roof again. But it made me wonder if Takasugi was going to be there. Well, I really wanted to have some quiet time, but then, I decided to ask Kyra if she could join me.

So I walked up to her, and asked the short, purple-haired student, "Hey, Kyra-San, do you want to eat lunch with me again?"

She widened her eyes, but gave me a smile and exclaimed, "Why're you asking that? Of course! But I'll need to kiss Hijikata-San on the cheek first!"

Kyra turned, and dashed towards Hijikata. When he noticed her, he widened his eyes. Kyra jumped off the floor, and was about to kiss him, but Hijikata took two steps to the side, making Kyra fall on the floor. She fell on the floor face-first.

She muffled, "OOF!"

As Kyra was lying on the floor by her stomach, Hijikata chuckled, and told her, "You're going to have to do better than that."

The girl lifted her head up, and shouted at him, "WELL, SCREW YOU, GROUCHY-POO! I DON'T NEED YOU!" She stopped shouting, but added, "Oh wait, I do need you, but you're still mean!"

"Well, if you weren't being such a brat, then I wouldn't be so mean to you."

She pushed herself up, and turned around once more, walking towards me. She already had a bandage on her forehead. She pulled my arm as she said, "Let's go to the roof!"

I didn't respond. As soon as we were out of the classroom, she let go of my arm, and exclaimed without looking at me, "Why can't I ever kiss Hijikata-San?! This seriously sucks! If he doesn't let me kiss him on the cheek or the lips, then I'm just gonna get laughed at!"

I gave Kyra a sympathetic smile as I replied, "Don't worry, Kyra-San. You got plenty of time to do that."

"How do you know, though? I mean, clearly, he's a grouch! Like that grouch in the dumpster from Sesame Street! Speaking of which, I haven't seen that show since I was nine. But then again, I grew out of it, so who the hell cares?"

I chuckled, "I realized that he's a grouch, even when you're not around him."

Kyra narrowed her green eyes, and said as we were going up the stairs to the roof, "Hm, how can I make him like me? Maybe I should buy Viagra, and secretly put it in his drink. Then, when he drinks it with the Viagra, then he'll want me, and I'll finally do it with him! Muahaha!"

I rolled my eyes and said to her, "No, don't do that. Even if you manage to get Viagra, he wouldn't leave his drink for long. And if you put the Viagra in the drink, it takes a few minutes for them to dissolve into the drink."

After I said that, Kyra just stared at me. We were on the rooftop. She didn't say anything at first, but after a moment of thought, she shut her eyes tightly, and shouted, "MOTHERFUCKING DELICIOUS BOLOGNA SANDWICH, MY PLAN IS FOILED!"

There, I laughed out loud. Kyra asked in confusion, "What're you laughing at, Kita-San?"

When I squinted my eyes at her, I answered, still laughing, "What you said was funny, that's why I laughed."

Kyra blinked, but then smirked. She dashed to the fence, but the quickly sat down as she was in front of it. She patted on the ground, as if she was telling me to sit down with her. I chuckled, and walked until I was in front of the fence as well.

As I sat down, I asked Kyra, "You didn't bring a lunch, did you?"

She shook her head, responding, "Actually, I did!" Kyra reached in her right pocket, and took out a sandwich that was in a plastic bag. "It's peanut butter and banana sandwich! I didn't have much time to make a full lunch, so I was able to make this."

Another smile was on my face as she pulled out her sandwich from the plastic bag. She then began to eat it.

While we were both eating lunch together, I noticed that Takasugi wasn't here. But that didn't matter. The two of us were eating together, and I had a good time.

Another couple of hours later, I was at home, waiting for my parents to come back. I set the form beside me just so that I wouldn't forget it. I was sitting on the couch, watching a bit of T.V. I crossed my legs as I had my eyes opened halfway.

But I heard the front door open. I turned my head, and saw mom and dad come in the house. I said to them, "Hello, mom and dad."

Mom widened her eyes at me. She probably wasn't surprised, but she said with a chuckle, "Now you greet us."

"Well, I have something important to tell you," I informed them.

Dad raised a brow, but asked, "What is it that's important?"

I picked up the yellow form, and stood up, holding the form in front of me. I showed it to mom and dad. They stared at it for a moment.

Dad took the form away from me. He said while his brow raised up again, "Oh yeah, it's those class trips. So you'll be going to the Modoku Shrine with your class, right?"

I nodded while replying to my father, "Yes. I've never heard of that, but it's this Wednesday."

Mom told me with a smirk on her face, "Then you better get ready for that. You'll need to pack tomorrow. And you know that you told me that there was some chaos in Art class? Well, I figured your Art class would have a problem."

I rolled my eyes as I replied, "You did tell me that there was chaos at Gintama High school anyways. And besides, you told me that when I told you about the chaos."

"Right. Well, thank you for telling us about this. When I was your age, for our class trip, we went to the Fuji Hot Springs while I was living in Hokkaido. It was a blast."

"Are you having flashbacks of it?" Dad asked her. Mom chuckled.

I said, "Well, I'm going to my room now."

Mom told me, "Oh, Kita. You should greet us more often."

"Whatever," I muttered under my breath.

Mom heard me, and said, "Don't 'whatever' me. You really should do that, because I don't want to get really angry with you."

When she wasn't looking, I rolled my emerald eyes again. I walked up the stairs as I landed my hand on the rail. When I was at the top of the stairs, I took out the hair tie from my hair, and I let my hair fall down to my back. I put my hair tie in the drawer in the bathroom.

I went out of the bathroom, and then went to my room. I closed the door behind me, and then turned on the light since it was getting dark. I jumped on my bed, and lied on it, with my hands behind my head.

I was pretty surprised that Takasugi actually came to class today. Maybe it was because he didn't feel like flagging the class today.

I laughed, and muttered to myself, "Who am I kidding? It's none of my business, so I'm not going to bother thinking about it."

Time fled pretty fast. Two days have already passed, and today, we were going to go to the Modoku Shrine. I didn't know which town it was in, but I was actually pretty excited to go on this trip.

I packed some stuff in a long packing bag, but I remembered Sakata-Sensei telling the class that we could only wear our uniforms while we're on the trip.

Mom asked me, "Did you get everything? Such as toothbrush, toothpaste, hairbrush, underwear?"

I responded, "Yes, mom. I got everything I needed. I'll return on Friday. I bet you'll be happy while I'm gone."

She widened her blue eyes, and said, "Kita, don't say such stuff like that! You know we love you, but we just don't want you to cause so much trouble! We've been worried about you since you started becoming a troublemaker!"

"To tell you the truth, mom, I feel like I'm starting to become bored of it."

"You should," Mom smirked at me while slightly knitting her brows. "Someday, you'll regret that you become one in the first place."

"Whatever," I said in a bit of a high tune as I turned around, putting on my shoes.

Mom exclaimed, "Don't ignore me! I'm serious here!"

I turned my head to the side, and as I saw my mother, I replied, "I know you're serious. Even though I am getting bored of being a troublemaker, I can never tell if I am going to regret being one or not."

"Don't be late to school, or more specifically, the bus for the trip," Mom told me while changing the subject.

I chuckled, "I won't. I'll see you on Friday."

"Bye, Kita."

After that, I went out the door, and then walked to Gintama High School. As I whistled a bit to myself, I began to wonder, Are some of the students going to get homesick? No, they're probably old enough to be away from their parents for three days. Well, today will be the first day of the trip.

I looked up at the sky, and realized that there were no clouds in the sky. So I was walking in the sun, but I didn't mind it as long as I wasn't in the sun for too long. Otherwise I would feel hot, especially my black hair. I get a bit grouchy when I get too hot. But then again, perhaps a lot of people are like that, but right now, I had to get to the school before I was late, even though I knew I wasn't going to be late.

I began to run. I didn't run very fast, but I was starting to pant. Strange, I didn't really expect to get a bit tired, but that wasn't important.

In a matter of minutes, I arrived at the school. I saw a tour bus, and the other freshman beside the bus. I gave myself a smile, and continued to run until I was beside Kyra, who was holding a green packing bag.

When Kyra noticed me, she gave me a smile while widening her green eyes. She exclaimed, "Are you excited for this trip, Kita-San? I sure as hell am excited!"

I chuckled at my friend, and replied, "I am excited, Kyra-San. Are all the teachers going? Because I only see Sakata-Sensei, plus Sakamoto-Sensei and Rina-Sensei. Well, those two aren't exactly teachers, but still."

"I'm not sure yet. Sweet-lollipop-wavy-silver-Sensei hasn't said anything about it yet."

"I see," I said. Even though she "nicknamed" the teacher that, I didn't say anything about it.

Sakata-Sensei clapped his hands as he said, "Oi, class. Shut your traps for a moment."

The students shut their mouths, and then turned to see Sakata-Sensei. As Sakamoto-Sensei and Rina-Sensei were beside him, the wavy-haired teacher scratched his hair as he said, "So the only adults that will come are me, Tatsuma-San and Rina-Chan."

I blinked, but thought, Just as I figured.

Kyra whispered to me as she set her hand beside her mouth, "Looks like I can cause as much trouble as I want to! Hehehe."

"What do you mean by that?" I asked the girl while raising a brow up.

She made a smirk, and answered, "There's only going to be three adults on this trip, so for lesser teachers, I can cause more chaos than in the classes. But do remember that I'm not a troublemaker. I just like to disrupt class."

I laughed a bit. "I know you told me that you very rarely get embarrassed, but it makes me think that you have no emotion of embarrassment."

Kyra smiled big, making her teeth show. She closed her eyes as I heard Rina say to the students, "Everyone, let's get on the bus."

Nearly all the students were rushing to the doors. I widened my eyes in surprise. Even Kyra was running in the doors to the bus, but she grabbed my wrist, making me follow her. I gripped on the strap to my packing bag so that it wouldn't fall on my shoulder.

As soon as I was in the bus, I had to find a seat for me to sit in. I managed to sit down, and I saw Kyra looking at Hijikata. When Hijikata was already sitting next to Okita, Kyra made a pout, and decided to sit next to me. She crossed her arms after she had put her bag on the rail that was above the students. I put my bag on the rail as well.

I turned my head around, looking at the back of the bus. I saw Michiru panicking, because Bansai was just about to sit next to her. Luckily, Mika noticed this, and dashed beside him (Even though she had to squeeze through), jumping into the seat next to Michiru. They both sighed in relief as Bansai just gave out a chuckle.

I looked forward now, and sighed while thinking, This trip will definitively be fun.

So you may have noticed that I did a bit of a time skip, when it was time for Kita to go to the trip. Well, the reason why I did that was because I didn't have any ideas before the trip part, so I decided, "What the hell?" XD

Yes, I made up the "Modoku Shrine", and I won't really mention where it's held at, but let's hope Kita will have a good time.

Hope you enjoyed chapter 6! :)