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A loud screech resounded through the forest as Sakura awoke to find a small squirrel sleeping on her blanket.
"Get off you disgusting ugly creature! Get off, get off, get off!" Sakura screeched only to be smacked into the wall of the dome with a large cloud of sand.
"Shut up you pathetic excuse for a shinobi!" a voice rang from the tree above where she was sleeping in. As Sakura regained her composure she saw the most tanned body she had ever seen and the hardest abs she'd seen in a long time. She fainter abruptly and fell to the ground earing a loud thump from the collision.
"Fucking dumb ass whore." Tess said as she came up and rub her hand over the hard tanned body slowly earning a growl from Garen.
"If this wasn't the forest but our house you'd all over me wouldn't you?" /he said as he chuckled and pulled her hand up and slowly kissed the small red and black jeweled gold ring.
"Damn, how'd you guess?" Tess said.
"I know your mind off by heart." Garen said "and your beautiful body..." he finished with a smile. Tess blushed a dark shade of pink under her mask reached up and took her mask off just enough to reveal her lips, she let her lips mould into Garens. A loud voice boomed from down on the ground stopping the couple from going much further...
"Hey Garen once you've finished eating my sisters face would you two mind coming down and helping pack up?" Tuni's loud voice frightened tess so much she nearly fell off the branch but her fall was stopped by Garens arm around her waist.
"We will be ready when we are ready Tuni!" Garra snarled at Naruto.
"Remember if you knock her up before you slip that ring on her finger in 7 years not only will I rip you balls off, deep fry them then serve them to the kage's as dumplings but you will also name the kid after me..." Naruto said as he turned around to show them an unmasked face with no henge, he looked like a tanned and whiskered version of the Yondaime, his father, he turned around once again only to have his mask up.
On the other side of the dome the packing was nearing an end with a lazy Shikamaru lazing about and getting scolded for doing so.
"This is so troublesome." Shikamaru murmured.
They slowly packed their bags as the dome seemed to dissipate slowly.
After the whole amount of teams were packed and ready he rest of the dome seemed to just collapse. All of the sand and leaf teams watched in awe as Garen carries Sai and Tuni carried Sasuke and Tess dragged Sakura who was obviously very conscious by the ear.
"LET GO OF ME YOU FAGGOT!" Sakura screams only to be silenced by a hard hand clapping over her mouth.
Muffled sounds could be heard until Sakura suddenly fell asleep and flopped to the ground. Laughter resounded through the group of genin.
Tess picked her up and slung her over her shoulder mumbling something about a certain whore needing to go on a diet.
They were nearing the tower and a thin wall of sand covering they're every step protecting them from every possible danger.
"STOP!" Lea yelled as the group came to a stand still.
"Okay now that you've brought the group to a complete fucking stand still, mind telling me what this is about?" Stacey said pissed off about stopping.
"Melastia" Lea said and the haze groups immediately got into a crouching position performing hand signs. The other teams who did not know what was happening stood there dumbfounded.
"It's gone!" Lea yelled and they stood up and started talking in an unknown language. (I really cant be bothered making up a language so just pretend the English is an unknown language and the other teams and ppl cant understand them ok? )
The teams were still standing there dumbfounded (except Shikamaru who was staring dumbly [as usual] at the other teams)
"If there was an illusion up why did you not sences it Kai? They can't of figured out a way to elude your senses we are royally screwed." Tuni said in the language of the haze.
"My sences are in fine condition it's just that the Sharingan is not meant to sence things of that higher level." Kaiyan said her elegant voice mkin the language sound magic. Naruto nodded and turned around signing to the others that the conversation was over.
"lets go!" Tess yelled taking the lead with Garen. All the teams followed.
Two hours after three very flawed attacks that Tuni had easily taken care of they arrived at the tower only to have to solve a riddle.
"They really need to learn how to make harder riddles aye." Tess said as she opened the scroll and said three key words out of it which opened a door to the right.
"Let's go you nymphos (sex addicts : P) its time to meet our makers." Tuni aid as he walked through the door only to be rushe at by a number of medical ninja's concerned with Sasuke's wellbeing 'obviously Uchiha nins' Naruto thought.
The hokage rushed up to Tuni. "Tuni, are you alright? You aren't hurt are?" the Hokage stressed.
"Yes I'm fine what are you my father?" Tuni said in a hurtful tone. 'I'm sorry, knowing would only hurt you more...'
"You were attacked by an s ranked criminal, I have the right to-- " he stopped dead in his tracks as he saw Celeste's necklace.
"Shit! Hide your necklace Celeste!" Naruto said through the link, as sson as he said it the necklace was replace by a thick leather chain with the word bitch on.
"I could have sworn I just saw--" The hokage said before pausing. "Never mind, I'm imagining things now, I'm sorry."
"I have the right to panic when this could damage relationships between our villages especially when you kage is coming to watch the third and forth exams." He said regaining his composure ' her necklace looked like the one Kushina and I bought for celste when she was a baby.' Minato (hokage) thought sadly.
"Hn, whatever old man we have to go wash up and send scrolls back to the Areokage, so see you." Garen said as he passed the Hokage and the others followed.
"The announcements start in two hours be sure to be back." Minato said in a saddened tone.
"Whatevs old man." Tess yelled as she jumped on Garens back and yelled "Piggyback." This earned a chuckle from Tuni, giggles from the other girls and a groan from Garen.
Tess laughed, and hugged him even tighter. Lea Walked up to Tuni and opened up there personal link. "I'm tired." She said as she was slowly slipping into a sleeping state. Tuni saw this and picked her up bridal style and walked off.
By the way Sai and Sasuke were taken by the medical ninja :S