Monkey: Chapter 6 is this chapter.

Naruto: Well no duh.

Monkey: Shut up.

Naruto: So who's our guest star?

Monkey: ME!

Naruto: l=l

Monkey: Fine. Please welcome to the begining, Some Mute Guy!

Naruto:...

Monkey: Well? Say hi.

Naruto: Hi.

SMG:...

Monkey: Now let's get on with the chapter!

Diclaimer: Do we really need it after the first chapter? I don't own Naruto. *Barfs*

Chapter 6: Exam

Now we find Naruto and Hinata walking down a road, holding hands. Kaze had been working hard on getting them together, and with the help of the others, he had succeeded in his task. By some twist of fate (me), Kiba and Ino had become a couple, along with Neji and Tenten. Now let's see about those two love birds...foxes...heiresses...idiots. Yes. That's it.

"So are you ready for the exams?" Naruto asked. During one of their training, all of their senseis had told them that they will enter their teams into the chunnin exams, they were all excited. Just like little duckies that attack each other when they want food.

"Yes. I can't wait to try out my new attack." Hinata said with a small smirk. After being around Hinata enough, they found out that she had a small sadistic side. Kaze and Yoruichi tried to help her use it, but Kurenai, Naruto and Neji were all against it.

"I know. I can't wait to see all of their reactions." Also, Naruto had started to act more calm, Kaze and Yoruichi had threatened him into calming down. They continued walking until they heard a scream and ran to see what it was.

"Hey! Let go of me!" They both recognized the voice and turned the corner to see what was going on. They saw some guy in a full black suit holding Konohamaru by his scarf.

"You should say sorry after bumbling into someone." He said.

"Just leave him alone, Kankuro. We're not suppose to attract attention to ourselves." A girl with blond hair tied into four pig tails said.

"Oi. Let go of Konohamaru." Naruto said, calmly walking up to them.

"And what of I don't? You won't do anything." Kankuro said.

"He may not, but I will. Now drop him, you furry." A voice said, scaring the crap out of the two while Naruto grinned and Hinata smirked. Kaze was right behind him with a kunai in his hand. Doing as he was told, Kankuro quickly let go of the boy who ran to Udon and Moegi, his friends.

"You guys are so troublesome." A voice sighed. They saw Shikamaru walking up to them.

"What are you doing here, Shika?" Naruto asked, looking at the lazy shinobi.

"I was on my way home when I bumped into Kaze, then we heard you guys, so we came over here." He explained, getting a nod from the two.

"Watching us from the trees is counted as stalking buddy." Kaze suddenly said, looking at a tree. Everyone else just looked at him with confused stares. They then looked at the tree to see a red haired boy with green eyes.

"How did you know I was here?"

"Magic." Kaze grinned.

"Tsk." He was then surrounded by sand and reappeared behind Kankuro and the girl.

"Oi. What's your name?" Naruto asked, watching them leave.

"Who? Me?" The girl said with a smirk. She was shocked when Kaze was right in front of her, on one knee and kissing the back of her hand.

"Why, yes, Hime-chan. I would love to know the name my lovely Suna no Hana's name. I don't believe I got it the last time we met." Kaze said, causing her to blush and Shikamaru to click his tounge and look the other way.

"M-my name is T-Temari." She stuttered, getting a questioning look from the red head and a shocked look from Kankuro.

"Temari-hime, what a wonderful name for a wonderful woman." He said, shocking everyone, but the red head.

"Aaaaaaaaanyways. What's your name, red?" Naruto said, getting a questioning glance from the guy.

"Sabaku no Gaara." He said.

"Nice to meet you, Gaara. Tell Ichibi that Kyuubi says hi." All of the sand shinobi's eyes widened. "And don't be a stranger. We could eat at Ichiraku's some time." He said with a smile. Gaara just nodded his head and the three of them left.

"Well that was something, wasn't it." Kaze said, getting a smack on the head from Shikamaru.

"Kaze. Naruto. Hinata." They all turned to see a tall, muscular man with spiky orange hair, red-orange eyes and a bracket-shaped symbol on his left palm. He was walking up to them with Suigetsu next to him.

"Hm? Jugo? Suigetsu?" During one of their missions, they met Jugo and they all had gotten along. Then, for an unknown reason, Jugo started to go on a rampage and Kaze had to use his power to calm him down. They later found out about his power.

On a side note, after speaking with the Hokage, Zabuza, Haku and Suigetsu started to live with Kaze, Naruto and Yoruichi. They all got necklaces with Jugo's being orange, Zabuza's gray, Suigetsu's and Haku's were both light blue.

"Is something the matter?"

"We felt your chakra flare for a second and came to see what was happening." The water man said.

"Oh. It's nothing. Just some foreigners is all." Kaze said, getting nods from the two.

"By the way, aniki. What did you mean when you said 'the last time we met'? Have you seen that girl before?" Naruto asked as they all started walking away. After the whole wave mission Naruto had gotten into the habit of calling him aniki.

"Yeah. A few days ago, I made a bet with Shika. It was that if I can find him a smart enough person to play shogi with him, he would stop playing with Asuma-san." Kaze answered back.

"Why would it matter if they continued to play shogi?" Suigetsu asked.

"Because..." He quickly took a look around to see if anyone was there. He then put one of his hands to his mouth and gave a stupid smile. "I'm gonna try and get Kurenai-sensei together with Asuma-san." The others just sweat-dropped and said nothing.


It was finally the day of the exams and the team was walking to the exam room when they saw two familiar people beating up another familiar friend.

"Please, just let us get through." Tenten said with a about-to-cry look.

"Damn. She's good at that." Kaze said with a nod from the other two. "Just follow my lead." He then started walking with the two right behind him. "Like I was saying, if someone gets in my way, I just make sure that the next time they wake up they'll find themselves in a pit filled with lions. Oh. What's going on here?" He said, looking at Lee on the ground. Everyone else just got a scared look on their faces. "Will you two please move out of the way. My friends and I need to take care of something upstairs." He said with a feral grin, making the other even more scared. "Or are you going to be in my way?" The two moved right away. "Thank you." As they started to walk up the steps, they heard one of the worst voices there was.

"Release the genjutsu so I can take the exams."

"I'm gonna kill that damn emo." The other two just agreed to help. After having to deal with Sasuke, they walked away.

"That stupid emo ruins everything." Kotetsu sighed as Izumo nodded.


After that was done, the team was standing in front of their sensei.

"Are you guys ready?" She asked. She got a nod.

"I think you guys are forgetting someone." They turned around and saw Yoruichi in her cat for looking at them.

"Yoruichi? What are you doing here?" Kaze asked as Hinata picked the cat up. "We can't bring you."

"Of course you can. Just say I'm a ninja cat. You wouldn't be lying." She said back.

"Fine." Kaze sighed. "Well, we're off then."

"Go show them what you got." Kurenai said.

"Right! We'll do our best, sensei! We won't let you down!" Naruto said as he walked through the doors with Hinata behind him and Kaze in the back. As they entered, they saw a lot of different people from different villages. As they were looking around Kaze saw some people that he found odd.

The first was a boy who had blond hair that was spiked in the front with yellow eyes. He was wearing the usual shinobi pants and sandals, but also had a zipped up sleeveless, green sweater. He had a Kumo headband around his left arm.

The next one was a girl with brow hair that went to her mid-back and blue eyes. She had on a blue shirt, usual shinobi pants and sandels. She also had a brown sweater that had the bottom half cut off. A Kiri headband was around her neck.

After that was a girl with brown, wavy, hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a brown shirt and had a yellow sweater, with only one sleeve on the right, over her shirt. An Iwa headband was around her waist.

Lastly was a girl who had black hair that was tied into a ponytail with red eyes. She was wearing a red shirt with a blue sweater on top of it. She had a suna headband around her right arm.

"They seem familiar..." Kaze mumbled. Just as they were about to walk away, they heard a familiar voice. 'That's right. I forgot about our little act. Hehehe. Let the show begin.'

"If it isn't Naruto!" Kiba yelled, walking up to them. "How the hell are ya, dead last!?"

"Great! How about you, dog breath!?" Naruto yelled, just as loud.

"U-um...K-Kiba-kun. Y-you shouldn't b-be so l-loud." Hinata stuttered.

"He's mine!" Sakura yelled, looking at Ino.

"No way! He's mine!" The blond yelled back.

'...Wow. They're really good at this.' Kaze thought with a sweat-drop.

"You should try and keep your voices down." A sliver haired boy said, walking up to them. "Hello. My name is Kabuto Yakushi."

"What if I don't wanna keep my voiced down!?" Naruto yelled, stomping towards the boy. "I'm the best one here, so what would it matter if I yell!"

"So is this your first time taking the exams?" Sakura asked.

"Well...no. This is my seventh time." He answered back with a sheepish look. Hearing this Kaze narrowed his eyes a little.

"So you suck." Kiba said.

"Well no, but-"

"But you suck." Naruto and Kiba said.

"I am able to gather information on the competitors." He said with a sweat-drop while pulling out a deck of cards. "I have information on anyo-"

"Kaze Arashi, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuga, Rock Lee and Sabaku no Gaara." Sasuke inturppted.

"You know their names? That's no fun." Kabuto said. As he was about to pull some cards out Kaze took the whole deck. "Can I have those back?"

"No."

"Well why not?"

"Cuz." The next thing they saw was the cards getting shredded. The four people Kaze saw narrowed their eyes.

"Well that was mean." Kabuto said.

"Alright maggots! Take your damn seats!" A big man said as he poofed to the front of the room.


They passed the first part of the exam when they figured out that the point of it was to cheat without being caught. We now find all of the teams that passed standing in front of a forest.

"Here is the second part of the exam bitches!" The instructor, Anko, exclaimed.

"It doesn't look like much." Kaze said. He sighed as a kunai headed towards him. He stuck his hand up and caught it between his fingers. "Nice try, Hebi-san."

"Thanks. Now for this part of the exam, you must get both the heaven and earth scrolls." She said.

"Right." Kaze said. He turned to his team. "First we will look for the scroll we need, then we are going to look for other scrolls so we have less competition." The other three just nodded.


"How many scrolls do we have?" Kaze asked, looking at Naruto.

"We have...20." The blond said, looking at the scroll they kept them in.

"Right. Let's head for the tower." Just as they were about to leave, he felt something and faced the direction it was coming from. "You guys go on ahead. I need to check on something."

"Your crazy!" Naruto said. "We're going with you!" Getting a nod from the heiress and cat.

He just sighed and shook his head. "Fine. Come on."

End chapter

Monkey: And that was the end of the chapter!

Naruto: Please tell me you have someone better than that guy.

Monkey: Of course I do! Please welcome our second guest, Some Deaf Girl!

Naruto: I'm going to kill you.

Monkey: No you're not.

Naruto: Yes I am. *starts chasing author*

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