So...it's been what? 2 years since I've posted anything? DAMN! I'm so lazy.

But seriously, the reason i haven't been working on any of my stories besides seeing how bad all but maybe 2 are is that I've had other projects I've been working on.

The one's that have been taking the most time and effort on is a script for a scifi tv series I've had that was inspired by the short lived yet awesome show Freakylinks. I'm still working on it as writing in script format is...really fricking hard.

the other which has been taking even more time and work then the script is an FPS game i have been developing. I had gotten my hands on a professional grade 3d graphics engine and me and like 2 other friends have been trying to figure it out since we have no clue how to use it. (before then, we had only be use to RPGmaker. The PC version, not the crappy ass Playstation one.) It's been slow going since it's a small team. We have to work on the story, design, music, voices, etc...it's still a long ways to go before completed.

Anyways...sorry for the long wait. Expect to wait even longer for the next update and enjoy.

Disclaimer: God is in heaven. I got the booze so suck it G-man!

Ever had one of those days when you just want to lay back down in bed and never get up? Ever had one of those days while the sky is on fire? Huh. You would think the sky being up in flames would freak me out, but after watching two giant robots beat the living shit out of one another in my own back yard just yesterday, I doubt anything can surprise me. (let's not mention the time loops.)

Anyways, here I was, laying in bed while outside the sky is up in smoke, when out of nowhere this...toaster shooting lasers...thing falls out of thin air...right on to my balls. Like i said, it was one of those days. 'God' I thought to myself, 'The next time my pop-tart teleports me to your office...I'm giving you the biggest boot to the head ever.'

So this...toaster...thingy was in fact some sort of time/space defying object (what we usually call a plot device) that held the incredible power to...make waffles. Gotta admit though, they were the best tasting waffles me and Ranko (She changed her name after the fifth time we ended up stuck in a time loop and had sex after getting shitfaced.) ever had. i mean they were GOOD. Getting back on topic, so there I was, holding some sort of futuristic waffle maker in my hands while the sky was still burning (and strange enough I swear I heard a little girl cry out in glee "BURN MY PRETTY!")

Now most people at this point would either snap and run around naked while speaking in some made up language, or go back to bed thinking it's just some dream. Since I had already done both the first 20 times this had happened, I just shrugged my shoulders and went out to meet RanKO at the local park so we can head out to meet my new soon to be wife Beryl and get her to stop trying to take over the world or whatever the hell it is that she's trying to do. I wasn't really paying attention when I was told since I was totally plastered out of my mind. (Hey, YOU try being sober after finding out Sailor Moon is your sister. Yeah that's what I thought.)

...Should of went to Canada when I had the chance. I'll fuck with that giant laser eye Panda if he ever got in my face. Oh look! Another time loop. Fuck Japan. Fuck it big time...

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Just a little something to tide over the people who still actually wait for my stuff (all 1 of you) I actually got like 3 chapters typed down and 15 thought out that need editing and some finishing touches. Problem is...it's all on my laptop which is broken but the hard drive is fine so once i can transfer the data on it to my desktop I'll upload it here.