EDWARD TO ALICE:
TO: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
CC: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
GOOD LORD HAHAHAHAHA
When I first read it I was like 'make up'??
"Honey, you've been having a sexual relationship for like over a hundred years and you STILL don't know it is called 'make out'!!"
Then I thought, hang on a second!
"Heavens you have enough makeup to last you a life time. Even several."
Oh right -cheesy grin-
Vampires live forever.
Unless… -you see you future- …or should I say non existent future??
LOL
And then I was like OH RIGHT (in a British accent of course)
-shifty eyes-
-wipes forehead at no one seeing stupidity… only the purpose was kind of defeated since I told you-
Edwwwaaarrdddd.
ALICE TO EDWARD:
TO: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
CC: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
LOL!! hahahahaha
-pats your shoulder-
there there, it's not your fault that you have zero experiences.
-scoffs- well actually it is entirely your fault you gigantic prude.
and seeing as you clearly have making out on the brain, why don't you go get yourself a nice lovely piece of furniture to keep you company, because you are old and lonely after all.
-taunting smile-
Your welcome to sleep on my couch if you wish. -jiggles eyebrows-
-sly smile-
xxALICE WHITLOCK
You know you want to review, because, those who do, will recieve a FREE cullen of their choice. Thats right. but the offer only applies to those who review EVERY chapter. so if you have not, go back. NOWW. -glares untill you grudgingly review every chapter- because we looovvveee reviews. it makes our entire existance worth living. :D
PS: and those who defy us, will wake up in the morning with a purple, sparkly rash, ALLL over their body, then because you will look so freakishly freaky, your parents/gaurdians will sell you to "Frekishly Freaky Are Us Co." for a rather pretty penny and there you will stay. for the rest of time. as a rotting corpse. MWAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA!!