Ranma ½

Chapter 6

Worse Springs Part 2

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Now, on with the show.

Uh oh. We have found more springs, and they have affected more people.

Let's look in on them.

"The Spring of Drowned Intellectual Psycotic."

Soun looked at the child sitting across from his three daughters. "Ranma, where's your father? I was hoping to see my old training partner when you arrived."

Ranma directed his eyes towards the man. "My father was an abusive fool who tried to control me, so I cut off his face and wore it like a mask." He redirected his sight upon the girls, two of whom had just gone deathly pale. Finally, he directed his gaze towards the eldest. "Tell me, Kasumi. Have you ever had a human live with some fauve beans and a nice kainite?"

"Oh my, no. I prefer it with red wine and some steamed vegetables."

Ranma's smile grew. "Is it okay if I call you Clarice?"

Okay, moving on. Not the safest persona to take. Especially when the others arrive.

Let's check another universe.

Ranma had arrived at the dojo, once more in cursed form. "So, which of my daughters do you wish to marry?"

Ranma looked at them. "I just have a few questions. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I make you randy?"

…

"So, Dr. Hibiki, you've returned."

"That's right, Ranma Powers." The former lost boy had been changed into a pale, bald sixteen-year-old, petting a cat wearing thick glasses. "You've upset Mr. Bigglesworth. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!"

The cat, formerly a blind Amazon, could only meow. It translated into "Someone, please kill me. Where's my fur?"

Ranma had fallen in the Spring of Drowned Sixties Super Agent. Ryoga fell into the Spring of Drowned Albino Evil Genius. Mousse had been thrown into Spring of Drowned Hairless Cat by Shampoo.

Okay, that was a little weird, even for me.

Let's check another spring.

"Oh no. Sir fall in Spring of Short Demon with Dragon Tattoo."

Ranma arose from the pool, several inches shorter, but now sporting his right arm wrapped in a spiritual bandage as well as a sword at his side. At hearing the short comment, he reached for the sword, his face displaying no emotion. "What did you call me?"

"Ah, this one is sorry, just repeating name given by former guide."

Ranma sheathed his sword. "Pathetic human. Now, I must find Urameshi. I did not like drowning in that spring and he will need to be…educated on that."

Okay, poor Hiei. Well, no worries unless you decided to attack Ranma in his cursed form.

Genma, Ryoga, Kuno, Mousse, and Akane will not be missed too much.

Though I did enjoy watching Hiei blush when Kasumi started fussing over his nice tattoo.

Let us move on.

"Oh no, poor sir fall in Spring of Drowned Radioactive Lizard. Now whoever fall into that spring turn into giant monster and head off to attack Tokyo."

Genma was freaking out. "Quickly, how do we change my son back?" Nodoka will kill me if Ranma destroys Tokyo!

"No worry, sir. Curses reverse with hot water." He held a full teapot in his hands.

Genma quickly stole the teapot and threw it on Godzilla-Ranma, but no change took place. "Hey, you told me the boy would change back if he was hit with hot water!"

The guide quickly removed Genma's hands from his outfit. "Sir is very stupid. Son is now very large monster, you hit with very small amount of hot water. It too little to change back.

Genma took a step back. "Then explain how a lizard that size drowned in that small pool. That is more of a cursed puddle."

The Jusenkyo Guide took out his pipe and lit is as the new Godzilla slowly made his way towards Tokyo. He really wasn't sure why they did that. Must be instinct or something. "This one no understand how Jusenkyo work, but suggest you hurry and alert your people. They always head for Tokyo, except that weird one who this one heard attacked New York City. But your son look like ones who attack Japan."

Poor Tokyo. Almost every time someone falls into that spring, they always go and attack Tokyo. Why did they never learn? Even the Chinese Government decided to never build anything near the path all the Godzillas take. But I hear they love watching the news as the Godzillas attack.

One good point, the first victim of Godzilla-Ranma was a certain lost boy who was looking towards the heavens, blaming Ranma, as Ranma's new foot squashed him.

Let's move on.

Soun looked at the people who had arrived. One was a small green dinosaur with a saddle on his back, currently using his infinite tongue to steal food off the table. The other was dressed in red overalls. "Are you…"

"It-sa-me: Mario!"

Don't feel too bad. Ryoga now goes by Luigi. But his cursed form thinks Ranma's cursed form gets all the attention, so their rivalry still is ongoing. But Nabiki likes the fact that random blocks the two bust produces some gold coins.

Moving on.

"OH NO! POOR SIR FALL IN MOST CURSED OF ALL SPRINGS!"

Genma, finally figuring out he was a panda, looked on with fear at what his son must become after falling into that spring. Judging from how the guide was reacting, it could possibly be bad.

He was shocked to see his son emerge…as a purple dinosaur.

"Come on, everyone, let's sing. I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME…"

The Guide by this time was already running towards the Amazon Village. He simply didn't have any weapons to face a beast like that. They needed to kill it…and fast. Already he could feel his IQ slipping.

"Too bad, elder sir fall in Spring of Drowned Pokegirl. Him might not look good when get out, this one making run for it, suggest young sir who no steal my food do same."

Ranma was about to ask what the hell a pokegirl was when his father emerged, now as an attractive female who looked crossed with a cow. "Master, you must tame me!"

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, OLD MAN!"

"Don't run, Master, you must tame your faithful Milktit!"

This is where the author usually posts some comment about the universe we just visited, but he is currently hitting his head against a brick wall to erase that memory this universe created.

Sorry folks, but some universes just weren't meant to be looked upon by the sane.

"Oh, poor sir fall in Spring of Drowned Female Persocom. This one not certain how android drown, but find it best not to question how Jusenkyo do what it do. That way, this one live longer."

Ranma stood up and responded the only way he knew how. "Chii?"

Maybe we should check back on the world where Ranma fell into the Spring of Drowned Flamboyantly Gay Interior Designer.

Ryoga had finally tracked Ranma down, vowing to make him pay for the…humiliation…he had endured at Jusenkyo. As usual, he attacked without warning.

Unfortunately, Ranma was in his cursed mindset at the time.

"Ryoga, my love, come to me my manly man!"

"SHIT!" Ryoga began to run away, hoping to get lost. But his curse held true, so all he could do was circle the school. "Someone, for the love of all that is sacred, get him some hot water, NOW!"

"Why do you run from me, my love? Join with me so that we might prove our love after a date at a very cozy restaurant. I even have learned of a quaint little bed and breakfast that we may spend the weekend at."

The only thought going through Ryoga's head at this time was to avoid Ranma from now on and assume his new curse was punishment enough.

Okay, that Ranma seems to be enjoying himself.

Let's check on another.

Spring of Drowned Talking Cat with Weird Golden Forehead Tattoo...

Ranma had spent only a few days in Great Britain, looking for someone. He had no idea whom, and it was a little difficult as a cat. All he could figure out was that when he fell in that spring, he must have seen himself come out as a cat, gone Nekoken, and somehow ended up here.

The good news was that he could apparently change back with hot water.

The bad news was, as it was Britain, it was mostly raining.

Not that he minded, he could control the Nekoken now, and as cursed forms went, he could talk in this one. Must have something to do with this weird gold moon tattoo on my forehead.

Now, if only he could find his charge.

One week later…

My charge is a hormone crazed girl.

Now he was willing to admit Minako was cute. He was even willing to admit she would do well as Sailor V.

What he wasn't willing to admit was whenever her parents left; she would grab a glass of hot water and try to pour it over him. "Minako, you know I haven't learned to shift my clothes yet. Stop trying to return me to my normal form."

"But you deserve to go around human for a while."

"Then why are you naked…again?"

Minako blushed. "Well, so we can train."

"Right. You just want to jump me again."

She was quick and got him with the hot water. She was even quicker latching onto him.

"GAH!"

"Hmm, warm and cuddly."

….

Years later…

"Damn it, what the hell is your problem?" Luna was pissed as the newly discovered Sailor Venus poured scalding hot water on her.

"You don't change to human form, like Ranma."

Usagi looked confused, as did the other Sailor scouts. "Um, who's Ranma?"

"Oh, he's my cat with the same golden moon on his head. Except he changes to this hunky man when I dump hot water on him. Maybe it works differently for girls."

"Was he the one who taught you about your powers?" Ami was at a loss. She tried to keep the topic on the newest addition to their fight against the Negaverse, but the last bit of information threatened to overwhelm her.

"Nah, he taught me how to fight, I knew most of my attacks. He said I would only get a kiss from him after I perfected a move. He didn't expect me to master most of them in an hour."

"HE CAN FIGHT! MAYBE HE'S MY OLD SEMPAI!" Makato was glowing with the thoughts of a hunky instructor.

"Minako, are you done with them yet. We need to get back to your training." Ranma soon caught sight of a drenched moon cat. "Um, Sorry about that. She thinks every weird cat with a symbol on their heads changes like me and—HEY!"

Ranma had been drenched with hot water by a now drooling Makato.

"Damn it, I thought I had learned to shift my clothes."

Unfortunately, four lonely Senshi and one now taken Senshi were now in mid leap to grab the now male hunk. Luna was just stuck staring with her jaw down on the floor at the formerly nice looking cat that became a very hot male that definitely had a name that fit him.

"Damn it, Usagi. You have a boyfriend."

"But he doesn't smell this nice."

"ARGH!" Ranma only had one main thought. Are all girls this perverted?

I think will leave this universe alone for a while. Don't worry about Artemis. He was adopted by the Outers, but I doubt Luna will want him now.

It would explain why Diana has pink fur.

The fun thing is this universe has been marked for future study, so it may get an Omake File chapter of its own.

Well, that is just a sample of the disastrous springs Ranma could have fallen in. Do you know more? Let me know. We must warn those Ranmas.

If I messed anything up, then let me know including typos.

Any suggestions on how I should continue the story or improve it would also be accepted.