On December first me ,Hidan, Aimee and Deidara went out looking for presents. Aimee was going too buy hers last minute and Deidara purchased his in advance so we were just shopping for me and Hidan. Though Aimee did a little damage too.
"Lets go in this store!" I cheered as I entered the store that was pretty much hot topic. "Now this is a store." Hidan said looking at a few shirts with blood, a scythe and 'fuck you', on them. "A goth maid costume..." I picked up the costume. "What are you gonna do with that?" Aimee smirked. "Maybe I'll tell Kakuzu if he wears it that ryo will fall from the sky." I joked. "Don't play like that. You know he'd do it."Aimee warned, shuddering at the thought of Kakuzu in a dress.
"Point taken." I snuck the costume in with the things I was buying. "So what do you want?" Hidan hugged me from behind and I jumped back in surprise. "Umm. You know me better than anybody you should be able too pick something." I bought my things and handed the bag too Hidan who lifted a eyebrow at me then took it. "Fuck yeah I could. But It'd be shitty if I messed up." Hidan explained. "Trust me, you won't. And if you do I'll pretend like I love it before I laugh in your face about your bad choices." We walked out of the store and I looked questioningly at Deidara who was holding three bags. "You know... for someone who isn't buying presents..." I trailed off. "...It was pretty." Aimee shrugged.
"Anyways now for Pein, Kakuzu and Hidan" I walked into a custom store. "You're buying us the same thing?" Hidan asked, slightly hurt. "Nope. Just trust me." I laughed evily as I made him stay put whip I ordered the presents. I got Pein a hoodie that said 'I am God'I got Kakuzu a Tee that said, 'Accepting Donations' on it and Hidan a long sleeved shirt that was black and had tons of blood on it that said 'Jashin'
Aimee left with a tank top that had a explosion on it. Next I picked up Zetsu's present wich was a little kid I picked up and had Hidan put in the car. Aimee looked at me like I was insane. "We kill innocent people all the time and hunt down Jinchuuriki who didn't exactly ask too be it. Aimee, we're supposed too be a Organization composed of S-Ranked criminals. Is this that bad?" I received another messed up look in response. "Oh, whatever. At least I'm not sending him too Oro." I grinned. Hidan and Deidara looked terrified while Aimee cracked a smile. "Sometimes I just love being a girl." I laughed as we headed into the cafeteria.
Ok. Aimee? Check, BOTDF C.D. Zetsu? Some child, Check. Hidan, Custom Tee and a laptop with a scythe cover, check. Pein, tee, check. Kakuzu, money tee, check. Deidara, clay, check. Kisame, fish, check. Tobi, a new orange mask, check, Sasori a adult for his collection... No matter what stares Aimee gives me, check. Konan, a new piercing, check. Itachi...heh...check. Ok so everybody is checked out. You know my birthday was November 22nd... how come everybody cares about Christmas so much? We just had the best holiday there is! Though I wouldn't say it wasn't epic.
Flashback-
"Happy birthday Shouko!" Aimee woke me up. "Happy 18th birthday." Hidan grinned, leaning in the doorway. "Thanks! Almost as old as you now Hidan!" I grinned. "I'll be 23 soon. Don't bother trying too catch up." Hidan grinned back. "So who's birthday is it again?" Itachi smirked leaning on the other side of the doorway. "Happy birthday." Sasori (true form) said walking in my room. "It's not Aimee's birthday yet Sasori no dana." Deidara said, confused. "I'll kill you." I glared at him. "Kidding, hm." Deidara laughed. "It's your birthday isn't it Shouko?" Pein said coming in. "Of course it is" Kisame said. "The room isn't that big." Aimee complained as the room got fuller. "It is her birthday isn't it..." Zetsu came in. "Birthday! Yay! Happy birthday!" Tobi jumped on me and gave me a hug.
"Birthday and whatever." Konan said flatly. "Birthdays are just another form of stealing money." Kakuzu complained. "Its getting sorta full in here." I complained. Everybody moved out too the living room. "Best fucking present ever." Hidan handed me his gift. I opened up and screamed. "It couldn't be that great." Itachi sulked. "YES! Hidan I love you!" I jumped on Hidan and gave him a hug. "What was it?" Deidara asked as Itachi glared at Hidan who grinned. "He got me... THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR A CAKE CREATION JUTSU!" I cheered. "...You might not even be able too do it. It sounds like a Kekkei Genkai." Deidara said. "Then I'll go capture the person that can perform it." I separated myself from Hidan and sat on the couch.
"I'm up!" Tobi cheered and handed me his present. "A coloring book." I took out the book. "Look inside." Tobi pressed and I did so. This book... is filled with pictures of Itachi. I flipped to one with his shirt off, blushed and shut the book. "Tobi... I will colour in this for ever." I blushed. Itachi raised his eyebrows at me. Pein gave me his next wich was..."... The book of Pein? Is this some sort of bible?" I flipped through it. "Yes. But there is something else in the box" Pein said and I pulled out Three Days Grace's newest C.D. "You rock Pein." Pein grinned, obviously thinking I actually cared about his bible. But...Itachi's present...
Zetsu got me black nail polish wich was just going too be regifted but he obviously picked it from my black and midnight blue composed wardrobe. Kisame got me a Linkin Park Tee. Kakuzu gave me a single ryo, everybody laughed but the fact that Kakuzu gave me money meant alot. Konan gave me a pink shirt with a poodle on it which I threw in the trash right in front of her. Sasori gave me a puppet replica of me, clothes and all. The only creepy thing was that he got my proportions exactly right wich scared me, and the fact it had my fave underwear set on it. Aimee got me some new black fingerless gloves.
"I got you the most artistic, so obviously the best present of them all. Hm!" Deidara handed me a clay sculpture of myself. "Aw... thanks Dei-" The thing exploded in my face. "I'm gonna fucking kill you." I glared at him. After things cooled down I looked at Itachi expectantly, everyone else did too. "My present is special so I wanted mine too be last" Itachi gave me a chunnin jacket and I cried. "I know that one thing you always wanted in Konoha was too wear Kakashi Hatake's jacket. I couldn't get you the real one but..." I hugged Itachi and cried on his shoulder. "I love you!" I wiped away some tears and stopped crying. "Why didn't I think of something fucking sentimental." Hidan grumbled.
"I love you too." Itachi smirked at Hidan and held me tighter. We were interrupted by Aimee popping open a bottle of Champaign. "Who's ready too drink?" Aimee asked and we all got a glass. Though Pein filled mine with Apple juice and club soda because I wasn't at drinking age yet. Though nobody seemed too care about Aimee and Deidara.. hmmph!
End Flashback-
"Ok what do you want?" Hidan asked. "Chai. And a slice of Angel cake! mmmm." I said and Hidan got it along with Deidara who was buying Aimee something. "What'd you get me?" Aimee asked excitedly. "Nuuuuthing!" I teased. "C'mon! I'll tell you what Itachi and Hidan are getting you!" Aimee pleaded. "What we're you gonna tell her, slut?" Hidan sat down beside me. "Nothing asshole" Aimee shot back and snuggled closer too Deidara.
I took a sip of my Chai and laughed. I wonder what Christmas with the Akatsuki is like anyways?
