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"Here?"

Jasper asked incredulously.

"Here."

Mr. Vernon said sternly. Jasper spoke again trying to negotiate.

"Well I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in sir."

He glared at Jasper before saying.

"Well I don't care what you think Jasper."

Emmett deciding to make his presence known again said loudly.

"Uh Dick? Excuse me Rich?"

He tried again.

"Will milk be made available to us?"

Jasper picking up on what he was trying to do immediately spoke up again.

"Were extremely thirsty sir."

Rosalie turned her attention to Mr. Vernon as well not wanting to be left out.

"I have a really low tolerance for dehydration."

She said adding a slight pout at the end of her sentence to try and get him to sway. Jasper nodded and said.

"I've seen her dehydrated sir. It's pretty gross."

Rosalie frowned but said nothing waiting for what would happen next and it was Emmett who spoke sliding his chair back and starting to stand up.

"Relax. I'll get it."

Mr. Vernon instantly shook his head.

"Ah ah ah. Grab some wood there bub."

Emmett sat saying nothing and he spoke again.

"You think I was born yesterday? You think I'm going to have you roaming these halls?"

Emmett and Bella nodded like he was incredibly wise and remained silent seeing what he'd do. Looking at each of the students in turn he finally spoke again.

"You."

He said pointing to Jasper who sighed and looked annoyed before realizing he might have an opportunity. He saw Mr. Vernon opening his mouth before looking back at him and he pointed to Rosalie who instantly sat up straighter.

"And you."

He said pointing at Alice who didn't bother looking up. Which made him snap and the group look back at her.

"Hey! What's her name? Wake her up."

He asked impatiently snapping his fingers.

"Wake her up. Come on. On your feet missy. Lets go This is no rest home."

Alice glared defiantly but grabbed her bag and stood up.

"There's a soft drink machine in the teachers lounge."

Everyone began looking in their pockets for change and Emmett glared at Edward making him laugh but put extra change in Jasper's hand for him as well. Jasper was rolling his eyes like it was such a pain for him to have to go and Bella looked at Alice sympathetically and reassuringly before they walked out of the room with Mr. Vernon yelling.

"Lets Go!"

Alice and Jasper walked down the hall silently together until Jasper decided to talk to her. Thinking for a moment he asked.

"So what's your poison? What do you drink?"

He clarified. Alice glared at him and rolled her eyes. Of course. She had to have some sort of vice like alcohol or something right? That was always what people saw when they looked at her. The crazy basket case. Saying nothing not wanting him to know her feelings had been hurt by his asinine assumption she kept walking. Jasper turned back around shrugging.

"Okay forget I asked."

Contemplating for a moment Alice decided that she'd feed his assumption. He wasn't trying to get to know her. He was filling the silence. When he really made an effort then she might tell him something real.

"Vodka."

She replied shocking him.

"Vodka. When do you drink vodka?"

He asked clearly not believing her. She shrugged.

"Whenever."

"A lot?"

He asked getting curious. She grinned.

"Tons."

"Is that why your here today? Why are you here?"

Alice spun on him.

"Why are you here?"

Jasper leaned against the wall thinking silently. He wasn't going to tell her why he was here. No one was going to find that out. He did however begin to tell her a different truth surprising himself that he even did that. He didn't know Alice. They weren't friends but he found himself talking almost as if they were.

"Um. I'm here today because uh because my coach and my father don't want me to blow my ride. See I get treated differently because uh the coach thinks I'm a winner. So does my old man. I'm not a winner because I wanna be. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed. Kinda like a race horse. That's about how involved I am in whats happening to me."

The entire time he spoke he'd kept his face neutral acting like he didn't care and Alice had indulged him realizing he didn't understand the look in her eyes that clearly said he was full of crap. She had said nothing recognizing the truth and the lie and finally said.

"Yeah. That's very interesting. Now why don't you tell me why your really in here?"

She asked calling him on it. He looked at her nodding when she did before thinking a moment. He couldn't believe she'd seen through that. Shaking his head he mumbled.

"Forget it."

Before continuing to walk down the hall.

Back in the library Emmett was trying to get a reaction out of Rosalie and Edward and Bella were being silent. Edward was sitting awkwardly on the railing while Bella was mimicking him on the other side of Emmett. Looking at Rosalie silently for a moment he spoke.

"Rosalie? You wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? Its pretty tasty."

Edward chuckled while Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"No thank you."

She said before examining her nails.

"How do you think he rides a bike?"

She looked at him disdainfully but said nothing.

"Oh Rosalie?"

She looked up sighing.

"Would you ever consider dating a guy like this?"

Rosalie huffed at the stupidity of the question before whining.

"Can't you just leave me alone?"

"I mean if he had a great personality, was a good dancer, had a cool car. Although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun."

Edward chuckled again and Bella looked sympathetically at Rosalie knowing she was getting upset but said nothing waiting to see if she'd get him to stop. She didn't think she would, as far as she knew only she could do that, but she knew something was happening with those two even though it was clearly against their will.

"You know what I wish I was doing?"

Rosalie asked softly. Emmett broke in.

"Careful what you say. Edward here is a cherry."

"A cherry?"

Edward asked making a face at the same time Rosalie said.

"I wish I was on a plane. To France."

Ignoring her Edward said.

"I'm not a cherry."

Bella looked up ready to call bullshit but said nothing wondering why the hell she was so quiet all of a sudden.

"When have you ever gotten laid?"

Emmett asked indulging him.

"I've laid lots of times."

Bella shook her head. If he had he wouldn't of said it like that and she told him so earning a glare from him and a grin from Emmett who said.

"Name one."

Edward thought quickly not wanting his secret out.

"She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."

Emmett clicked his tongue but didn't say anything about the obvious lie.

"Ever laid anyone around here?"

To which Edward pointed to Bella and said.

"He said it the same way I did."

She shook her head.

"No he didn't."

Sighing in frustration Edward held a finger to his lips and pointed at Rosalie and Emmett followed his gaze both missing the look of anger on Bella's face.