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America x Fem!Canada

Rated: T

Dedicated to: AnaMachado, LoLovely, KittyKatKrack, iChocoLove


Jet Lag

For America, it's just so hard to be away


"Alfred, it's three in the morning here in Ottawa," Canada complained lightly, sleepily rubbing at her eyes and resisting the urge to yawn, "You've only been gone for three days. You don't need to call me so much."

"But, Maddie!" America pouted and she could already visualise it, despite being so tired, "I miss you so much!" He sniffled, "And it's noon here," He glanced down, looking at the cute little picture of his pretty little Canadian he had to bring, "I wanna see you so bad!"

Madeleine sighed, brushing her unruly wavy blonde hair out of her face, "I miss you, too." She admitted in a whispered mumble, feeling her face grow hot as Alfred's boisterous laughter could be heard over the line.

"I know you do! It's so lonely there without me, isn't it?" America asked rather arrogantly, "I bet you're so cold without me there to cuddle up with. Aww, don't worry, Maddie – I'll cancel this meeting right away and be on the next plane back home!"

Canada grumbled something incoherently, wanting to hang up as America rambled on and on about how 'lonely' and 'cold' she must be without him (yet, she was too polite to actually hang up on him).

(And no, the extra blankets and Kumarie's furry body did not mean she was cold without America!)


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