A/N: Okay, I have good news, and I have bad news. Which one first?
Aang: Good news, please!
Okay, the bad news, then: It has been brought to my attention that within the Fanfiction dot net Guidelines (which I read upon creating my account, but has since forgotten about it…) there is a specific ban on Chat fics. And, if you haven't happened to notice…this is a chat fic. Yes. It's awful. So I have ultimately decided to put a cap on this little project (…sob…).
Mai: What's the good news? You don't go around kicking puppies for fun? Because I'm sure every one of your readers feels like one of those kicked puppies right now.
The good news is that this is a new chapter (because if it wasn't I'd be breaking another rule…yes, I have now re-read the Guidelines), and I will be continuing this fic until it reaches ten chapters. Then, I will leave it be. So, in three chapters I will try to briefly sort of wrap up some stuff, and then I will be done. I do not want to dishonor the beautiful reviews and wonderful readers I've already acquired thanks to this fic (whether due to selfishness or true guilt, I'm not sure), so I will not take it down, but after ten chapters I will have nothing more to do with it, revision or otherwise. So…please enjoy my lawlessness for the time being because it will not last. Thank you.
SRETSIS
BoomerangSLICE has signed on.
FacePaint n Fans has signed on.
BoomerangSLICE: Hey Suki! :3
FacePaint n Fans: Hey Sokka. :D
BoomerangSLICE: Wassup?
FacePaint n Fans: Don't pretend to be cool. It's not normal.
BoomerangSLICE: (pouts)
FacePaint n Fans: (eyeroll) You know I'm only kidding.
BoomerangSLICE: So, you'll never guess what I found today while rummaging through a ton of old junk in my attic.
FacePaint n Fans: What'd you find?
BoomerangSLICE: You'll never guess.
FacePaint n Fans: Um…a two-foot long sausage stick?
BoomerangSLICE: No, silly, that was in my refrigerator!
FacePaint n Fans: Of course.
BoomerangSLICE: I found…(dramatic music)…Katara's diary!!
FacePaint n Fans: (eyes widen) Sokka, you didn't…
BoomerangSLICE: Hey, don't start accusing me of anything just yet. It's nothing recent. Only from like, five years ago, back when we all were still acting in that one show…what was it?
FacePaint n Fans: (duh) Avatar.
BoomerangSLICE: Right. Anyway, most of the dates were from back then. So nothing's up to date.
FacePaint n Fans: Sokka! I can't believe you read your sister's diary! Those words were her thoughts alone, and not for you to see!"
BoomerangSLICE: Hey, it was in my attic. And its not like most of it was much of a mystery to me. 'I'm so excited to finally be able to do season 3 after that horrid writer's strike!' 'Staying in Hollywood is absolutely fabulous!' 'Can you believe what I saw the other day? A Chihuahua in some lady's purse! Can you believe that? Where are the animals rights activists when you need them?'
FacePaint n Fans: Wow.
BoomerangSLICE: No joke. She wrote about every possible aspect of being famous…after about two minutes I fell asleep reading it.
FacePaint n Fans: You did what!?
BoomerangSLICE: Granted, it was almost five o'clock in the morning, so I was understandably tired.
FacePaint n Fans: And…why were you cleaning your attic at five in the morning?
BoomerangSLICE: You want my answer to that? Never drink coffee at two in the morning after skipping dinner. I was high in the clouds for eternity.
FacePaint n Fans: (laughing) You are just something else, Sokka.
BoomerangSLICE: (grinning obnoxiously) That's why you love me.
FacePaint n Fans: (eyeroll) Of course.
BoomerangSLICE: Welp, as much as I'd love to stay and chat, I have some sleeping to get caught up on before I go to work later.
FacePaint n Fans: Very well, young water tribe warrior.
BoomerangSLICE: (yawns) You're lucky I'm too tired to come up with a good comeback right now.
FacePaint n Fans: You mean a humorously lame comeback?
BoomerangSLICE: I'm too tired to feel offended at your comment.
FacePaint n Fans: Then go to sleep, you great lump!! Call me later.
BoomerangSLICE: Will do. Nighty.
FacePaint n Fans: Night.
BoomerangSLICE has signed off.
FistsOfFlame has signed on.
FacePaint n Fans: Hey, Zuko. Long time no see.
FistsOfFlame: Not true. Saw you at the supermarket yesterday.
FacePaint n Fans: Oh, yeah! I meant to ask you…why were you shopping?
FistsOfFlame: Hey, can't a guy do his shopping without being criticized by his female friends?
FacePaint n Fans: Azula made you buy her sugar cookies again, didn't she?
FistsOfFlame: Psh, no.
FacePaint n Fans: Mhm…
FistsOfFlame: All right…yes! But I told her it was the last time, and I won't put up with it anymore!
FacePaint n Fans: It's okay to admit that you're afraid of her, Zuko. She's pretty scary.
FistsOfFlame: She's my little sister, and she's not scary!! Just because she played the villain in Avatar doesn't mean she's truly a villain in real life.
FacePaint n Fans: Well, Sokka thinks Katara is pretty scary sometimes.
FistsOfFlame: That's different. Sokka's sister didn't play a sociopath on a popular TV show. She played an overprotective mother-figure who was one of the most well-liked heroines.
FacePaint n Fans: And the difference is…?
FistsOfFlame: My sister was not a well-liked heroine.
FacePaint n Fans: She was for some people.
FistsOfFlame: ??
FacePaint n Fans: Granted, those people are a little bit psycho themselves, but still.
FistsOfFlame: All right, then. Suki, I've got to go…do something important.
FacePaint n Fans: Okay. See you at the supermarket… :D
FistsOfFlame: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that…
FacePaint n Fans: Whatever you say, shopper-slave.
FistsOfFlame: (muttering)
FistsOfFlame has signed off.
FacePaint n Fans: Haha…*sigh*…I need some milk.
FacePaint n Fans has signed off.
A/N: Again, Kudos to anyone that can figure out what in the world the title means.
