Don't annoy the judge or you get contempt:

"At least I only got ten days, not ten years of monkey time," said House.

Cuddy frowned. "Monkey time?"

By way of explanation he tapped the bars separating them. "A civilized society does not lock its citizens up like monkeys. Got any bananas?"

Wilson cut in. "House, you do realise that if we had a camera we could take photos of you now and make a fortune on ebay?"

"Why does everyone want to see me locked up?"

Cuddy sighed. "House, it's been a dream of quite a lot of people for a number of years."

"But there is the copyright issue." He looked thoughtful. "You cut me in for fifty percent and you have a deal," said House.