Chapter 7:

Back in Coney Island… in Dr. Blowhole' lair…

"I'm so glad that you all could be here!" Blowhole praised with villainy.

"For what? So that we could 'witness history'?" Skipper guessed as he was bounded by shackles attached to the steel wall. "And that you enjoy me and my men being trapped here and seeing all of this?"

Dr. Blowhole glared at Skipper. "You've obviously read the whole script."

"Well, at least there isn't anything good on the telly tonight anyway," Private commented. "I mean, I wasn't planning on watching some six-hour marathon of those cheesy Disney Channel shows that they have nowadays."

"WELL, PRIVATE!" Dr. Blowhole nuck up from behind Private to say. "Get nice and comfortable, because I'll have you peng-you-ins watch that six-hour marathon while I take over the world!"

"And just how will you take over the world this time?" Skipper grumbled.

Dr. Blowhole raised his flipper to answer him, but hesitated. "Uh," the dolphin stuttered.

He turned his back to the penguins to pull out a thick pamphlet reading "Penguins of Madagascar: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge" on the front cover.

Kowalski spotted this and shouted, "You cheater! You're not supposed to refer to the script!"

"But Skipper did!" Blowhole complained, still thumbing through the pages.

"Whoa," Rico just babbled.

"I agree. This whole story is a wreck," Private commented.

"WELL, PRIVATE!" Blowhole once again snapped from behind Private.

Private jumped and then complained, "DO YOU MIND?! You just made me whizz!" The other penguins and Dr. Blowhole cringed.

"I'm not cleaning that up," Blowhole muttered, wheeling back to his giant computer screen.

Mort and Archie were riding the scooter down the streets of Coney Island. Mort was on top of Archie, cracking the whip.

"Go! Go!" Mort ordered. "The king's feet must be saved!"

The Fib was lounging behind the trapped penguins with Julien still in his clutches.

"Whatever happened to that, uh, 'Ring of Fire' giszmo that that Blow-Joe guy was gonna do?" Julien couldn't help but ask. "Or was he gonna do that in 'The Return of the Revenge of…' uh, so-and-so?"

"You're annoying," the Fib grumbled. Then the monster turned to Blowhole and asked, "So, doc? When can I eat this lemur?"

"Wait!" Blowhole said with wide eyes (Well, actually, with one eye, because of his right eye being a cyborg eye). "Julien gave us the answer to what my plan for revenge is!"

"He did?" everyone said in unison to the dolphin.

"Yes! Now I remember!" Blowhole chimed, and then he wheeled over to a file cabinet to the right of the computer screen.

When he arrived to the file cabinet to retrieve a folder containing the plans for the "Ring of Fire," a plunger-head hero popped out.

"What the…!" Dr. Blowhole spat as he saw this.

"Huh?" The Fib breathed.

"What now?" Skipper asked, just rolling his eyes.

"Bada bing?" Rico babbled.

LarryBoy landed on the floor and proclaimed, "I AM THAT HERO!"

"First of all, I can't get over your heroic pose," Dr. Blowhole commented.

The penguins looked at the dolphin funny. Blowhole saw this and then said, "I mean… that's strange. I thought that mousy lemur of Julien's was gonna fall from the ceiling and say-"

Before the mad doctor could finish his sentence, everyone heard, "THE KING'S FEET MUST BE FREE!"

"Yes, free at last!" another voice said, but this one was British.

Out from the back, Archie rode his scooter towards the party. Mort hopped off of Archie's head and zoomed over to Julien's feet, although he no found himself dangling 30 feet from the floor.

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Dr. Blowhole yelled with outrage. "The peng-you-ins knowing about my plans prior to the story! Goofy-looking heroes popping out of file cabinets! And two morons showing up uninvited to my… my…"

"To us witnessing the world ending with your… whatever it is that you were gonna use to destroy this place?" Skipper guessed.

Dr. Blowhole's… one eye… widened.

"Oh, right!" he said. "I was gonna use the Fib to rule the world. Thanks, Skipper."

Skipper's face turned red. "Let me be perfectly clear, Blowhole. I don't help bad guys!"

"But you just did." Blowhole smiled. "And it just so happens that I read this story's script a million times and built the Ring of Fire on top of the Bumblyburg Watertower before this story even started. All I have to do now, is send the Fib to activate the machine with his touch, and then he can eat the lemur!"

"Wait, what?!" Julien said with shock. "No!"

The lemur tried to wiggle free, but the monster's grip was too tight on him.

The Fib chuckled and marched his way to the open portal leading to Bumblyburg.

"Drop the asparagus!" LarryBoy shouted.

Everyone looked at him funny. The hero realized his mistake and corrected himself. "I mean… drop the lemur!"

Suddenly, the shackles on the penguins unlocked, freeing them.

"Darn! I knew I shouldn't have had the peng-you-in trap voice-activated to those words," Blowhole grumbled.

"Nice work, LarryBoy!" Skipper said.

Just then, Dr. Blowhole pressed a button on his Segway, releasing his lobster minions from a back room. "This'll keep you heroes busy!"

As the lobsters drew near, the penguins stood up and prepared to fight.

"Don't worry about us, cucumber!" Skipper said to LarryBoy. "We'll catch up to that monster! Just try to stop him from getting to that watertower, pronto!"

"You bet!" LarryBoy answered, and then he raced off through the open portal to pursue the Fib.