Author's Note: I wanted to write this chapter much sooner. But...um...somehow along the way, I started procrastinating with it. -.- Well, anyway, the point is that I finally have written it! And before we begin reading, let me explain this to you as a warning: THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER CONTAINS SOME (...probably minor) FEMALE OCS. The two of them were not really thought out all that well.

However, I tried to give them both a little bit of a story and realistic traits. But, for comedy purposes, they will sometimes act like Mary-Sues; but this is only to teach Naruto and Sasuke more about fanfiction and the horrors of these infamous creatures!

Oh, and there's more slight NaruSasu moments, mentioning of ItaSasu, SasuSaku, and KakuNaru just for the hell of it! ;)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy~

Disclaimer: *Insert a really detailed explanation of how Naruto doesn't and never will belong to me here*

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The Many Horrors of Fanfiction!

Chapter Seven: Accidental Discoveries

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-Timeskip To 4:44 PM Somewhere In The Leaf-

"WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO CARRY THE HEAVY STUFF?"

"Naruto, just SHUT UP. You're drawing too much attention as it is."

"Oh, like it's all MY fault! And besides Sasuke, if you take a look around, this part of the village is empty and quiet because it's getting late!"

"Can you just be quiet? Look, I said that I would make all this up for you someday. One day, the tables will turn; and I'll be the one carrying heavy stuff while you're ahead laughing your ass off at my misfortune."

"Okay...but it still isn't fair in the PRESENT time-"

"I'm not listening to your complaining; I'm officially drowning you out with this random song! I've been down the wrong road tonight...and I swear I'll never go there again! I've seen this face once before! And I don't think I can do this again~..."

What few villagers walking by wore strange expressions as they past Naruto and Sasuke. They couldn't help but stare at the temporary roomates because they just looked so stupid at the moment. Naruto's hands were full of heavy cleaning supplies and he was yelling at Sasuke.

Between that, Sasuke was only carrying a lightweight bucket. And to drown out Naruto's yelling and choice words that would not be mentioned at the moment, he was loudly singing a 3 Doors Down song.

Because they both looked as if they had lost it, the villagers hurriedly picked up their walking paces. Although, one of these people walking by happened to be Zetsu once again; and Zetsu was so amazed by the interesting song that he secretly started stalking Naruto and Sasuke once again to continue listening to the Uchiha's totally random performance.

Twilight was nearing. The sky began to start turning dark. Many of the nearby stores were closing, and the bars and restaurants were beginning to light up and open for the night. The nearby homes were all filled and the marketplace was bare and eerily silent. Some of the street lights were flickering every once in a while, waiting to turn on and illuminate the dark streets.

Shadows of the walking people danced (not literally!) across the buildings and alleys. This was at was interesting about the Leaf. Even after all the hell that it's been through, attacks...wars...demons...snakes...revenge-obsessed emos...it still was much more lively and bustling at any time. So very much unlike other villages; poor and unpopulated with the occasional tumbleweed passing through.

The village was, in a nutshell, impressive.

Naruto had been noting all of this as he finally realized arguing with Sasuke was pointless. After all, Sasuke had been so into the song that he continued singing until the end; and even started singing it again!

Anyway, the walk to the Uchiha residence was not at all eventful. Unless, you count Zetsu stalking, Naruto having to carry really heavy cleaning supplies and hollering protests, Sasuke singing randomly while carrying a lightweight bucket with one hand, and many annoyed villagers, then...perhaps it was in some point of view. This walk didn't last all that long either. Naruto and Sasuke arrived outside the house exactly thirty minutes later.

Naruto was the first to take notice to this for once. Sasuke...kept singing because the song got stuck in his head after the first five repeats.

"Oh, thank god, we're HERE!" Naruto pretty much lost it at that moment and dropped all the cleaning supplies before running over to the porch and hugging the same piece of wood that Sakura had hung on to for balance the previous day when she was kicked out. "Sasuke! We're here, you can shut up!"

"There's something I can't see~...something different in the way you smile~...Behind those eyes you lie-" Sasuke glanced up at the house and noticed that they had arrived, ignoring the fact that Naruto was cradling the piece of wood and crying tears of unexplainable joy, he then slapped himself in the face so he would stop singing. It worked.

"Oh, we're...ah...finally here." Sasuke glanced around nervously and tried to cover it all up with a cough. Hoping that nobody had taken notice to his random singing. "Naruto, stop making love with the piece of wood and let's go inside and start cleaning the place out..."

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-Sakura's House 5:14 PM-

"You know, I haven't heard anything from Sasuke or Naruto today. I can't help but wonder what's going on." Sakura stated causally before taking a sip of tea. "I just hope they're getting along. Because this situation is a chance for me to get rid of my writer's block and finish that ItaSasu fanfiction I have had on hiatus for two months today. I can always borrow ideas."

Ino was sitting on Sakura's bed and calmly sipping some tea as well. When she had finished taking a long, exaggerated sip, she smirked. "Well, knowing them, they might be doing some very stupid. I accidentally discovered yesterday, after running into this weird guy with a flytrap-thing on his head, that they were busy with trying to clean out the hold house. But that's all he could say...before this slutty blond woman stormed up to him and started cussing him out for 'leaving' her behind with a bunch of 'perverted bastards'. She then started hollering about art, and I got bored and fled like a mental person..."

"That sounds very strange!"

"I know that! Geez, there's been nothing but chaos ever since Sasuke returned back!" Ino suddenly dropped her excited act and calmly took another big sip of tea. She smiled, content with the steamy liquid, and then started freaking out again and threw the empty cup against the wall. "I just know that things are about to get really fucked up-I have a good feeling! There's a lot of shady characters coming in and out of the village and Tsunade is still not in the mood to interrogate them all. Sakura, it could be up to us to do something..."

Sakura stopped being interested in this crazy conversation since Ino started going on and on about the plant hybrid dude and the slut. She just calmly took sips of tea like a normal person, allowing her friend to aimlessly state a lot of useless things.

"Sakura! Are you even LISTENING?"

"Yup."

"What was I just saying then...?"

"You're ranting about how Sasuke looks way better with Itachi than how he would with ME."

Ino just stopped ranting altogether and stared awkwardly at Sakura, while the pink-haired medic turned back around in the spiny computer chair and placed the cup of steaming tea back on the desk.

She didn't know how the hell her words were just twisted, but all that mattered at the moment was that they WERE! But, Ino couldn't argue right now. Now that she gave it some deeper thought, she concluded that it would be utterly useless to try and get back to the topic. She smiled like a perverted fangirl and folded her arms.

"Actually...yeah, he does look better with Itachi. But, for the record, I have only seen those cliché WANTED posters of Itachi in the interrogation room. Even then, they would make an epic couple. And, forehead, Sasuke never once did look good with you..."

Sakura masked her annoyed state by faking a laugh. She then spun around in the chair to face Ino and gave her a cruel stare as her eye twitched a little evilly. "True, true, pig. But I'm OVER him; there's no need to bring up any unnecessary old memories..."

"I'll stop, when you stop twisting my words and letting me FINISH a rant for once!"

"Oh, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"I'LL LEAVE THEN! BUT I'M TAKING THAT STRANGELY-DELICIOUS TEA WITH ME!"

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-Sasuke's Old Home 5:31 PM-

"Okay, just put the stuff down and we'll decide what we'll clean out first."

Naruto nodded in understanding. He pretty much carelessly dropped all the cleaning supplies from his hands and they scattered all over the floor. And, meanwhile, Sasuke stared in a mix of pity and surprise.

"...That was really expected." Sasuke coughed and then tried to change the subject by saying, "Anyway, we need to decide what to clean out first. A few hours ago while we were reading that fanfiction about you and Kakashi having to pretend to be in a relationship, I already planned out what we would do..."

And Sasuke went on to explain his decision that Naruto had no say in whatsoever. He mentioned that they would first concentrate on the outside of the house; it seemed logical to clean the outside first because it was going to be less hard. And the overall presentation of the OUTSIDE was important, so people visiting or passing by wouldn't think that Sasuke's a slob and that the Uchiha clan was full of uncaring slobs...

Naruto listened, but had to argue like usual. There was something about this that he didn't like. What was it? Oh yeah: the fact that they would be OUTSIDE at NIGHT, trying to CLEAN the house! Oh that was sooooo genius, Naruto thought bitterly, I won't be able to see a damn thing and will screw up!

"Fine..." Naruto grudgingly said before scooping up the cleaning supplies and placing them upon the nearby couch. "But...I don't even know what to do first."

"Just go outside and scrub off the windows, Naruto." Sasuke glanced back at the couch and then handed Naruto the bucket, towels, a kitchen sponge, and Windex (where the hell did that come from anyway?). "All you'll have to do is splash some water and soap on them, wait a few seconds, then wipe it thoroughly off with some towels until all the cobwebs and dust are wiped away. Once all that is done, I'd suggest squirting some of that Windex on them; it's supposed to clean off the glass and allow more light through...or something like that."

Naruto, although annoyed with having to do the hard work, gave him a salute before sarcastically saying, "Yes sir! I'm off to do all the hard work while you sit here on your ass with the laptop you brought along!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes at that. But he also couldn't help but wonder how Naruto realized he brought the laptop along. After all, he was going to check out some more fanfiction about himself to make sure SOME PEOPLE actually got his personality right in their work. But it's not like he wasn't going to do any work at all. He did plan to do something exhausting:

Checking the chimney for any dust, cobwebs, or burnt ashes. It was strange though, Sasuke never once realized that the house even had a chimney! Maybe it was built on after he left the village...? Yeah, let's go along with that idea!

"Naruto..."

"Ugh, whatever. But, seriously though, I'm going to need some water for this bucket and at least a flashlight or something!"

Sasuke grabbed some towels and tucked them under his arm, as Naruto awaited for his not-so-fast response, he then shrugged his shoulders and looked back at him.

"Well, there's a SINK in the kitchen, and my dad used to keep a flashlight in the main bedroom's closet. Just go and find everything yourself, I have to go clean out the random chimney I never noticed before.

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"I always have to look for things myself! Sasuke could have at least been a GOOD host and showed me around! I don't even know where the hell to go in this dump that once belonged to his parents!" Naruto inwardly ranted while pulling back the kitchen screen and stepping in, in somewhat of a huff. "And it isn't even like I WANT to be helping him clean this place out: I only wanted him back here in the village for his own good. But now he's acting like I'm just his bitch! That sounds extremely wrong but it's true! And why is it that I keep agreeing to help him? I shouldn't...but for some reason..."

Oh god, his mind was just in a state of confusion and stress. Naruto couldn't handle trying to register all of what was happening. He just went over to the sink and started pouring water into the bucket that really was as lightweight as it kept being described as.

"I mean...I do care about him; he's a good friend. I know that Sasuke isn't as cruel as he keeps trying to make himself, EVERYONE has a heart, his may be all dark and evil still, but that will change in time. When I finally succeed in making him see that he was in fact, wrong about everything." The bucket was finally filled with warm water, Naruto switched off the faucet and proceeded to leave the room...still caught up in his thoughts. "I'm just trying to be fair and patient with Sasuke is all, right? 'Course! Even though he's still acting like a demanding jackass, who thinks he can boss me around and I'll be submissive and put up with it, I have to keep working hard! I have to suck up my annoyance and anger with him..."

A sigh escaped Naruto's lips and he just slowly sat the bucket down by the couch in the living room. Getting angry and ranting inside his head wouldn't get him anywhere. And it surely wouldn't advance the plot (even though it was amusing entertainment for the most part). So, he just decided to go upstairs and search for that flashlight that Sasuke told him about. Since...Sasuke had already left and was on top of the house trying to scan the chimney he never knew existed, and accidentally discovered.

...Hmm...seriously, when the hell did a CHIMNEY get there?

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-Elsewhere 5:40 PM-

"Are you even sure you know where to go? These clothes are really uncomfortable and I HATE how this fucking perverted jutsu gave me such huge boobs! Now we're LOST on top of that..." A kind-of-familiar blond 'woman' angrily snapped at Zetsu while creeping low behind some bushes that were conveniently growing in front of Sasuke's old home.

"Just shut up already!" Zetsu gave Deidara a fierce glare that made a sudden sharp breeze randomly blow throughout the area in a dramatic fashion. "Think of it THIS way: I could have gone against Leader-Sama's orders and eaten you! Besides...you look kind of sexy as a woman..."

Zetsu probably shouldn't have said that last part. Yeah, the words really awkwardly lingered in the air. Everything was deathly silent. Deidara's eye twitched, like about a thousand times, she then gave the plant man this really cold glare that would have definitely made him flinch if he weren't so emotionless and didn't care much about things like that.

"SEXY?" Deidara repeated MUCH louder. "OH, I'M SO GOING TO KILL SOMEONE WHEN-" There was suddenly a white hand clasped over her mouth, preventing her from ranting anymore.

Deidara had no choice but to shut up. But he (well...SHE at the moment because of this transformation). Although still mad as hell, she still glanced at the plant man while waiting for some kind of explanation from him. But all she received was an annoyed look by Zetsu's dark half, while his white half was kind of flustered and mumbling stuff that could not be heard.

"Deidara, listen, I'm sure this is the place because we've been here several times in the past few days. You're just as bad as Zetsu, being a total jackass and trying to find faults in all of my genius plans. See, look up on the roof and you'll find the youngest of the brothers looking down that random chimney I never knew existed!"

Deidara slipped away and removed the hand from his mouth. Now, feeling somewhat excited that he was about to encounter that bastard again and get a second chance with him, he turned around and looked to see that...yes...Sasuke was in fact up on the roof and trying to get a good look down the chimney.

"If we just stay hidden and carefully strategize our moves, we can do what we were planning to do all along. And you can even have a rematch with Itachi's stuck-up brother..." Zetsu's white half spoke up, hoping to motivate Deidara with this information so he would still stay and help with the plan.

Now, Deidara just stayed silent for once. But she still looked back over at the roof and grinned evilly. Zetsu was right. It was his chance to kill Sasuke THIS TIME around!

Now, all they had to do was wait for a chance to try and enter the house. Even though that seemed really stupid when the fact that Zetsu had the ability to walk through various matter like a freaking ghost was taken into consideration...

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-Sasuke's Home 5:49 PM-

You know how sometimes, when you first enter a house you've never been in before and you get lost happens? This would be one of those times! Naruto was pretty much now aimlessly wondering all over the dump trying to find Sasuke's parents old bedroom. It proved to be a much more difficult task than what one would think at first.

You see, every part of this house was dark because most of the power had been cut off a while ago. And from what Naruto COULD see in the darkness, there was mainly a whole lot of dust and cobwebs hanging around. Old, deserted and toppled furniture littered the floors, and he was also pretty sure that he had seen a rotting skeleton of a corpse lying in the main bathroom's shower.

The house was so quiet...so deserted...so eerie...and oh, so filthy. Naruto hated to think that it would seriously take forever to clean out! But, for now, he stumbled along through the halls and tried to not become utterly annoyed by this useless search for a flashlight.

Losing his cool wouldn't help anything...but why was it that Naruto felt like just losing it and confessing he HATED having to search the dark, creepy dump for a flashlight and waste precious time?

"Come on...where is that bedroom?"

His feet hit the hard floor, creating an audible creepy noise as he wandered through the hall. He slipped into more darkness as each second passed, barely even being able to see. Even though Naruto's eyes had already become adjusted to the loss of light.

"Sasuke's going to lecture me to death if I don't get out there and start washing those windows..."

...Wait...what was that sound? A soft bang was heard, and it echoed throughout the empty hall. Naruto was taken aback by this sudden sound. He froze all together in the middle of taking a step and whipped out a kunai, stealthily shuffling back against the wall.

"Who...what was that sound? Who's out there? I'm not afraid to stop you from exploring this house by force!"

Naruto waited for many seconds. But he did not get any response. He almost thought that maybe he had just imagined that sound altogether...until another same soft crash pierced his eardrums and he gasped.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Naruto looked back and forth, half expecting something or someone to jump out for a poorly thought out surprise attack. But then he pressed an ear to the wall and heard some more muffled noises, like someone shuffling around against the wall. "There's...there's somebody in here. I hope to god it isn't that plant hybrid guy that keeps stalking me!"

Well, standing there and freaking out would not solve anything, would it? Of course not! There could easily be some suspicious trespassers on the other side of that wall, or perhaps even some rogue nin breaking in to get information! Either way, this was one of those times when you have to gather your wits and prepare to take action! Naruto felt around in the darkness and then his eyes widened in a delighted manner when he felt another screen. SCORE! Maybe this led to the bedroom where he would find the flashlight!

Naruto did not waste any time in sliding that screen open and pretty much charging inside. He actually managed to hit the floor, roll, and jump back up onto a bed in a really freaking awesome way. This action was topped off in a cheesy way by him taking the kunai and twirling it coolly by the tip of his index finger.

"Mmmph..." Naruto immediately heard this muffled voice and flicked his gaze over to the closet that he could make out clear enough with the help of the slightly open window; reflecting moonlight in. "Yaki...ughhh...tiiiime..."

"...Is there someone in the closet?"

Naruto climbed off of the tousled large bed and sneaked over to the closet. From what he could see in the moonlight, the bedroom obviously used to be Sasuke's parents room. There was a picture of Fugaku and Mikoto on the wall together beside the closet. Of course, the room itself was very dusty and dirty. It also had old bloodstains along the west wall; maybe from when Itachi tried to murder them.

Pressing an ear against the closet, Naruto did hear some strange things. It sounded like something was shifting around in there and there feet was scraping the floor underneath. There were eerie scraping sounds. And to top the creepiness off officially: there was also a girl's voice lowly speaking muffled sentences. It all was a little suspicious, and maybe even a little bit chilling. Naruto slowly began to not want to find out what was in there.

...But curiosity, combined with his bold nature, won in the end.

Naruto took a deep breath and took the kunai in his hands, sticking it into the metal, chained lock on it. After thrusting it through several times, he successfully broke it and it fell to the floor with a clatter along with the knife itself.

Now, all was left to do was open the door. Naruto didn't know what he would find in that closet. He didn't know whether this was all his imagination or if it was somebody trying to break in. ...OR Zetsu; their new stalker. But he reached for the handle anyway and twisted it, pulling it open.

Two people were obviously pressed against the door. Because once Naruto opened it, a couple of girls that looked around his age came tumbling out of the closet!

"YAY~! WE'RE FREEEE~! ...OUCH! OH CRAP, I CRUSHED MY NOSE INTO THE FLOOR!"

"AAAAAAAH! THERE'S A KUNAI KNIFE STUCK IN MY RIGHT CHEEK!"

"TWO GIRLS? WHY IS THERE TOO GIRLS IN THE CLOSET? I have to tell Sasuke about this!"

Naruto promptly stepped around the two girls in pain on the floor and dashed out of the room like a madman. He had to find Sasuke and let him know about this accidental discovery!

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"SAAAAASUKE! SASUKE! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO; RIGHT NOW!"

There was much more nonsense being screamed by Naruto as he ran back through the house and to the first floor. All of this could he heard easily by Sasuke because he was still peering into the chimney (randomness strikes again!) to make sure it was clean. The reason why he hadn't cleaned it out SOONER, was because he was secretly previously..."examining" a fanfiction story about Naruto and a Mary Sue falling in love. But it wasn't like he wanted to. He was merely doing that for uh..."research", yeah that's a very good term that can't be taken in different ways...

Now that he had put away his laptop and got off his lazy ass, he leaned over and slipped on a pure white glove used by medics. He slipped a finger into it, covered by the protective glove, and pulled a whole big handful of these dark minerals and spider webs.

"Wow, this is going to be harder than I thought." Sasuke murmured, taking the filthy glove and carelessly throwing it off the roof of the house. He shook his head and then once again leaned over to look into the random chimney. "Well, at least Naruto's shut his mouth for a few seconds. That idiot still hasn't been out here to clean the windows and I'm getting the feeling that he's trying to-"

"SAAAAASUKE! I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMEEEEEETHING! ANSWER ME THIS MINUTE, DAMN IT!"

Sasuke was actually taken by surprise at that moment. Seriously. That very loud, piercing yell was just too abnormally loud; it actually caused the house to rumble! And because the Uchiha had not seen this coming, he lost his balance and gasped before falling through the chimney and plummeting into a whole lot of darkness and ashes!

From behind their convenient bush that was also rather obvious, Zetsu and Deidara exchanged bewildered looks as Sasuke's choking and gagging got more and more muffled. One thought came to mind: that was a LONG way down!

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Feet hit the floor from the stairs violently, you could pretty much assume that the rug in front of the staircase had caught on fire from it. Naruto just continued to ran and burst into the living room, coming to a skidding stop by the fireplace that he hadn't ever seen before while panting and trying to regain his breath back.

And the minute he did so, a VERY pissed off Sasuke pretty much crawled out from the fireplace and glared daggers at Naruto.

"Sasuke! Listen to me, I don't know if you're aware or not, but there's t-" Naruto trailed off nervously as Sasuke got up to his feet and gestured to himself before putting his hands on his hips. A sweatdrop formed on Naruto's head and he stared in shock. "Uh...what happened to you?"

"You're screaming! LOOK at what you've done to me now!" Sasuke indignantly snapped. A dark aura was evilly radiating off of him...anime style. It somewhat did manage to break that poor, abused forth wall though.

Naruto just flinched and then took a good look at his friend/old teammate/temporary-roommate/assumed lover and couldn't help but get on the verge of laughing. He had to cover his mouth so he wouldn't erupt with laughter and anger Sasuke even more. It was already safe to believe that he was already mad as hell for accidentally falling into the chimney.

You see, Sasuke was pretty much totally covered in black ash. His hair was all crazy, spider webs stuck to his skin, and he was glaring evilly. Naruto didn't know why...but for some reason, his glaring made it all the more funnier for him!

"You made me fall into that chimney! And it was NOT fun in any way possible! I'm covered head to toe in black...and you're obviously fighting back laughter!"

"I-I'm...sorry...uh..." Naruto wiped tears of laughter away, and Sasuke just huffed and started wiping all the ash off. "FORGET THIS! Sasuke, two girls just CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

Sasuke misinterpreted everything that Naruto just explained. He sighed and waved a hand in a dismissive manner before walking over to the kitchen screen to go get some water. "That's great. I hope they're compatible together. Remind them that I'm behind their relationship one-hundred percent..."

Naruto literally gave himself a facepalm. His hand slowly fell down his face and turned around and stared blankly. "They didn't come out in THAT way! I mean it LITERALLY! There seriously is two girls that just came out of your parents closet!"

Sasuke now understood...well, he thought he did. But Naruto really made this all sound much more differently than what it was. But, however, this was Naruto after all. So, Sasuke turned back around to see his unintelligent blonde friend folding his arms and tapping his foot irritatedly.

"Soooo...WHEN were you planning on telling me about your two little girlfriends?" Naruto asked angrily, looking more like a scolding mother than a teenage boy. "Did you just leave them in there to ROT after you were done playing with them? Or do you have this secret life going on that I'm not aware of...?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Why was it that it seemed like finally being able to BEGIN cleaning this house would take years to accomplish...?

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"Are you sure you weren't just imagining things, Naruto? There seriously was two girls that fell out of the closet?" Sasuke asked a little uneasily, holding a lit flashlight and a katana...just incase things got a little ugly.

"Positive." Naruto was walking ahead of Sasuke (actually, they were more like; creeping through the hall) while holding some kunai between each finger on his hands threateningly and ready for aim. "Don't doubt me; I DO have my moments of awareness..."

"But those moments don't happen too often of course."

"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?"

There was a little bit longer of a walk, and the weird and unlikely twosome arrived outside the door and promptly fell back flat against the wall.

They pressed their ears tight to the walls, hoping to hear anything going on in there. But what they heard, however, soothed their restless state slightly. Beautiful singing hit their ears. The voice was feminine and hypnotizing; Sasuke recognized this voice as the same one from that strange and realistic dream he had. But what was confusing is this: this person was singing.

"I hate it when a guy doesn't answer the door...

Even when I told him yesterday and the day before...

I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab, and I have to pull my money out and that makes me look bad...

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams...

My Cinderella story scene...

When do you think they'll finally see...

That you're not not not gonna get any better!

You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never...

Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me...

We're not the same!

And yeah-"

"MISAKI! JUST SHUT UP!"

"...What? I can't help that I love that song, little sis. And besides: I have to sing it because I declared previously when we were released from the closet that it was my new theme song, duh."

"Oh yeah...that...well, I think we can come out now. After all, I think Itachi is long gone from here."

"But he wouldn't have been able to get us anyway, Miyako."

Naruto and Sasuke sucked in deep breaths and then exhaled.

"Charge in on three." Sasuke stated quietly. He then proceeded to count down. "One...two...THREE..."

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Two teenage girls, who were the ones that fell out from the closet thanks to Naruto, both sat on their knees on the floor beside the bed. For some strange reason, they both had small cups of steaming tea and were taking sips calmly as if nothing strange was going on at all.

"I wonder when that blonde guy will return..." Misaki commented while smiling a tad. "We need to think him for rescuing us from that closet. I still can't believe we've been in that closet for YEARS though..."

Miyako, who was Misaki's sister, nodded in agreement and then set her cup of tea down. "I don't know when he'll be back...but he was kind of cute. I wonder if Sasuke's gotten cute...it has been several years after all. I was also BARELY even able to have enough power to contact Sasuke through his dream."

"Well, Miyako, that's true. But we won't know unless the blonde guy and Sasuke burst into this bedroom from that door over there."

All of a sudden, as if on a cue, Naruto and Sasuke charged into the door and broke it down. This stunned the two sisters and they sprung up to their feet out of habit and got into defensive stances.

"BURN IN HELL,YOU STALKERS!" Naruto yelled, throwing all ten kunai at the two girls.

"We're not 'stalkers'!" Misaki was able to dodge all the kunai, she did a backflip to the bed and the knives only cut through her hair on the side and took at least four small pieces. Miyako wasn't so lucky, she dodged seven knives by jumping back; the other three had bounced off the wall, to the ceiling, against Sasuke's katana, and pierced into her left arm.

"Then you're...THIEVES! Hiding out in this closet and locking yourselves inside because you're trying to throw us off!" Naruto charged at Misaki and punched her in the cheek. She was sent back flying into the wall and fell off the bed.

"WE ARE NOT THIEVES!"

"That's what they all say!" Sasuke, by this time, had decided to attack Miyako since she was already injured and trying to pull the knives from her arm. He quickly took the katana and held it out to her, a brief blue light of electricity lit up the room and the next thing poor Miyako knew: she was struck with small-yet-powerful Chidori attack.

Meanwhile, Misaki jumped back up to her feet and decided to fight back. It was the only thing she could do to knock some sense into this guy! She attempted to kick Naruto, but he had swiftly spun around and jumped over and behind her on the bed; grabbing her wrists and roughly pulling her hands and arms behind her. This action caused her to start resisting in kicking back in pain, but Naruto didn't release his hold on her.

And, an injured Miyako, lied there on the floor and weakly pulling twitching from the lightning attack. She raised her head up and glared evilly at Sasuke, as he came closer to her and grabbed her by her hair and pulled her up to his eye level. This would have been one of those moments when one would grin in triumph or perhaps say something really cocky and be a jackass. But...Sasuke couldn't do either because he was surprised when Miyako closed her eyes and then they flickered open.

Miyako had Sharingan eyes...

And, back to Naruto and Misaki over on the other side of the room by the bed: Naruto pulled the struggling Misaki back closer to him and he lowered his head to her shoulder. His mouth was by her ear and his breathing hit it in a creepy fashion. In only a matter of seconds, Naruto stated this one sentence: "You just got owned."

In a state of rage, Misaki closed her eyes. She hated losing. She couldn't stand losing a fight because it made her seem weak. Being weak was one of the things she despised the most. After a good ten seconds, she turned her head back a little too look at Naruto right in the eyes, and opened her own once again.

Her once-onyx eyes similar to Sasuke's were now red and had black marks that were all too obvious. Naruto immediately lessened his grip on her a little, seeing what she was about to do. This girl had Sharingan eyes! So, was she an Uchiha or something?

"...Your eyes..." Sasuke released Miyako and she fell down flat on her face. She didn't get hurt all that much though, she was already pretty numb all over from the Chidori attack he gave her. Sasuke looked back at Naruto and motioned for him to let her go. "Naruto, there's something strange going on here. Unless these two girls are living Mary-Sues, there's no way they could have the Sharingan. Release her, there's going to be a few things I'm going to have to question them on."

Naruto didn't understand what was going on. But could you blame him? Anyway, he helped Misaki up to her feet nevertheless and made sure she wasn't too badly injured. And he quietly said to her that he had heard her singing and doubted that she could be evil since her voice was so beautiful. He hoped that saying this would make her LESS pissed at him.

"You sure do have to ask them some questions." Naruto suddenly spoke up, walking over to Sasuke and put a hand on his shoulder in a somewhat comforting fashion. Although he was annoyed by the action and resisted it. "EVERY TIME we start to become that all the Uchihas are wiped out, they come back crawling out of the woodwork! You guys all make me so glad that I don't come from a clan that's got an infamous reputation!"

Sasuke, Misaki, and Miyako all looked over at Naruto in a mix of annoyance and pity. But he shrugged it all off as usual. His words were true anyway. At least he didn't have any members of his own clan randomly entering the picture, accidentally discovered by others in CLOSETS!

Misaki sighed and softly took a seat on the bed. She avoided eye contact with everyone and placed her hands on her knees. "Uh-huh...now, I guess it's about time we explain why we're here. Do you want with or without flashbacks included...?"

"NO FLASHBACKS!" Naruto suddenly announced in a state of panic. Although amused by this, Misaki put back on a poker face and begun to tell the long and boring story.

...This could take a while...

Continued.

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The story will be cut short and will be in the next chapter. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the chapter. It was fun to write as usual, but I have this feeling that something's missing. I have the feeling that there needs to be more fanfiction-reading scenes in between Naruto and Sasuke's quest to clean out the "dump" as the former calls it. ^^' But, their goals to clean out the house is the story's...sideplot. So, yeah.

But don't worry, after Misaki and Miyako's introductions, there will be more fanfiction coming. Along with Zetsu and Deidara's stalking, a visit from Shikamaru and then Kakashi again, random bursting out into song moments, and some explanations about lemons! Can someone say...insanity? Lol.

SONGS USED (WHICH I DO NOT OWN EITHER):

Behind Those Eyes by 3 Doors Down. (But it's been a while since I've heard that song. So...I might have gotten the lyrics wrong because I wrote them down by memory...)

The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne. (I was listening to it while writing. And to me, it describes Misaki's true, hidden personality.)

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