"So Gon! Will this be a double wedding or what?"
"Huh?"
"Killua called me and told me he was getting married and then Kurapika told me you're getting married! What are you guys doing? Marrying a pair of twin sisters or what? And do they have a triplet?"
Gon laughed, "No no no. It's not like that!"
"I'm just curious. I mean, I'm picking you out a suit. Where's Killua anyway?"
"Back with Kurapika."
"That little punk didn't even say hi! Didn't even answer his own phone!"
"Killua is trying stuff on at the store though."
"Oh okay, but wait…they don't have many suits there..."
"Yeah, that's why we left."
"So why didn't they just come with us? We could all wear suits and call it a day. What does he get his suits tailored for the occasion?" He laughed.
"Sort of. You see, me and Killua are getting married."
"Yeah yeah I got that. When are we meeting the lucky ladies?"
"No no. We are getting married."
It took a moment for the dots to connect, "WAIT WHAT!?"
Gon smiled, "I'm marrying Killua."
"WHAT!?" Leorio's mouth hung open, "You mean you two…!?"
Gon blushed, "Yeah."
"Well congrats. Wow…I didn't see that coming. I mean I knew you guys were like two peas in a pod but sheesh!"
"Killua is trying on dresses right now."
"Well, I can't judge. Whatever makes you happy."
Gon beamed, "Yeah!"
"Just be sure to stay safe during the honeymoon. As a doctor, and that's Dr. Leorio to you, well er, I'm still in my residency...it's my advice!"
"Oh, but we've already done that without protection!"
Leorio facepalmed, "Gon…way…too…much…information…just…now…"
Gon furrowed his brows in confusion, "But there is something I don't know."
They stopped in front of a suit shop, "What's that?"
"Since Killua has lady parts now, does that mean we can really start a family? I'm actually looking forward to that."
"WAIT….WHAAAAAAAAT!? KILLUA WHAT!?"
"Oh…Killua is a girl now! Forgot to mention that..."
"That's a PRETTY BIG THING to NOT MENTION! When the hell did that happen!?"
"Well, I'm not sure. When Killua showed up yesterday, he was already a woman, but last time I saw her, she was male."
"Wait yesterday…!? You just met up yesterday and decided to get married today!?"
"Yeah! I met Killua and she kissed me and said she loved me." He blushed a bit more, "I couldn't just ignore that!"
"How about taking it slow first!?"
"Why? We've all known each other for six years."
"Fair point Gon, fair point. I guess I'm just…eh…surprised is all."
"Kurapika was too."
"Oh that bastard didn't even bother to tell me and he knew all along!"
Gon sweatdropped, watching as Leorio made a quick fist, "Ah…let's get those suits…"
"Yeah suits!" He regained composure, pushing the doors open for the store, Gon following along.
The Kurta widened his eyes a bit, coming to a stand.
"I don't know if…"
"No…Killua this is perfect. It's simple and elegant and looks very good on you."
The saleswoman beamed, "And you can dress it up only if you want to. We drew up some recommendations for you." She handed them to the Kurta, "Let me know what you think wedding planner!"
Killua looked away from them, instead focusing on looking into the mirror. The makeup was theirs and they did it so lightly she wasn't sure if they'd put any on at all. She could tell they brought out her eyes. The sapphire jewelry certainly did. She just stared at herself, in a slim strapless long wedding gown, thinking of the fact that she was going to walk down the aisle to be with Gon in a few hours.
Kurapika nodded, "I think she likes it. It's a little over the budget, but it should be fine."
"She looks like she likes our makeup and jewelry combination with it also! And those shoes!"
"Yes. Is there any way we can take it all as is right now? We don't really have the time to rehearse. I'll pay for the accessories. Oh and…can she wear it out of the store?"
"Of course of course! I'm just glad. You know, all you had to do was say that she was new at being she." The saleswoman nodded to herself, knowingly winking, "It makes a big difference in the type of dress that I would recommend."
"Ah…so you knew? I guess I should have said that earlier then."
"So is the bride buying her gown now?"
Kurapika looked, seeing that Killua seemed nearly entranced at her reflection and was certainly deep in thought. He smiled to himself, "You know what? I'll cover the whole thing."
"Right this way then sir! You get a special discounted price for everything by the way."
"Oh?"
"We've served many different Mafioso families here for their occasions. I didn't realize you were a part of a family. My apologies."
"Oh yeah…" He followed the woman away, not an ounce of regret in his decision when he thought of how content the transmuter seemed looking into the mirror.
"Killua does like shiny things…"
"That's why I'm saying to get this one. Women like a big rock on their finger!"
"But that one's too pricey!"
"Remember who you're talking to! Remember how I got your phone!? This is no different Gon!"
"Yeah but…I don't think Killua would like this one."
Both in tuxedos, Gon pointed to a different ring, "Something like that!"
"No Gon no! That's not nice at all! Girls don't want just simple wedding bands! And do you remember Killua's house!? His...er I mean her...crazy family will look in shame if it's not a big diamond!"
"Killua would definitely want a band, not a diamond."
Leorio shook his head, "Killua's a woman now. Women have different tastes than men!" He checked his phone, seeing he got a text from Kurapika. He nodded to himself, "Anyway, how about this one?"
"No not that one. I don't like that one."
"You…are a handful…you know that?"
"I think Killua would like the bands better than a big diamond."
"Ugh…if you say so…but you're buying it…"
"Can you talk to the cashier?"
"Pfft! Get you a cheaper price on your wedding rings? Childs play!" The confident Leorio marched right up to the counter, Gon following behind.
A little later…
"Wow Leorio! We got them for so cheap!"
"Of course! Everything for people getting married is so damn overpriced! Even flowers! Just stamp the 'it's for a wedding' tag on it and the prices triple!"
"I didn't realize that!"
"I'm glad Kurapika is your wedding planner and not you. Even the cheapest rings there were way over your budget!"
"Yeah…but thank you…"
They stopped walking, Leorio looking back at Gon with a quirked brow.
He looked earnestly, "It means a lot that you and Kurapika are helping us. I know I seemed to make a rushed decision, but we're really going to do it. We're really getting married."
Leorio gave a thumbs up, "You're my friend. Of course we'll do this for you. We've helped each other for far more dangerous stuff, so why would we not help you get married in a day?" He laughed, "This is much better than facing the Phantom Troupe or something!"
Gon nodded, "Yeah, I'm still very grateful."
"Aww! Dammit give me a hug you little rascal!"
They hugged for a short moment.
"You nervous at all Gon?"
"Yeah actually, I am. I wanted a small wedding, but we invited so many people without realizing and now we're going to have a reception…"
"Oh hold that thought Gon, Morel is calling me…"
"Oh! He's invited too!"
"Hello?"
Morel leaned back in his leather chair, "Tell me, man to man. Are Gon and Killua marrying a pair of hot twins or something?"
Leorio burst into laughter, unable to stop himself from crying a bit. He had to regain composure before answering, "Oh my God! I thought the same thing!"
"Well I'm a little confused. I heard from my pupils that Killua is getting married and I heard from Biscuit Kruger that Gon is getting married. There are some mixed messages going around."
"Yeah well, it's a lot simpler than that."
"What do you mean?"
"Gon's the groom and Killua's the bride."
He quirked a brow, "Oh…so that's how it is…"
"You coming tonight?"
"Yeah. I just got the address. I'll have to leave soon if I want to make it on time."
"That's fine. I'm with the groom now actually. It's really last minute but we've got his tux, rings, and my other friend is helping the bridal side of things go smoothly."
"I see. Let me know if you need anything. I know a lot of people in Yorknew."
Leorio looked to Gon, who was sending a text, "Actually, we could use some help. Like a caterer, dj…know any good party stuff?"
Morel chuckled, "I'll make some phone calls."
"Awesome!"
"Oh and just because it's them…don't worry about prices for anything. It'll just be arranged. I'll give you details in one hour."
"Fine by me. Thanks!" He hung up, looking over to Gon, "So who was that?"
Gon grinned, "It's my old sensei, Wing-san. He said Zushi and he can come too."
"That's nice. Morel is going to help with stuff that's out of my hands. I'm not sure how Kurapika is gonna handle getting a reception hall, but I'm sure he has a plan. Oh…that's right…I should call and let him know what Morel said!"
Gon nodded, "I didn't realize we knew so many people. Hmm…I wonder if any of Killua's family will come."
Leorio almost choked, "Y-you mean they're invited!?"
"Well yeah. They're important to Killua!"
"But they're batshit crazy!"
"It doesn't matter."
"And they might try to kill you!"
"I don't care."
"You don't care!? We're gonna have to get you security or something…"
"Don't worry about it. It'll all work out fine!"
"I hope you're right…" he just shook his head as they started walking again.
"Ah Leorio!"
"What is it?"
Gon smirked, "Want to be my best man?"
"Would I EVER!? I thought you'd never ask!"
Gon laughed, Leorio laughed. The feeling was nice. Things were turning out unexpectedly perfect.
A/N: OMG THERE'S MORE!? Well someone asked me to update, so I updated xD. Yes, this story isn't over yet.
It's Monday where I am. Monday morning and people generally hate Monday morning. So I wanted to make it a little better.
Happy Monday!
Next chapter: Things seem to be going perfect...until...!
