Disclaimer: I only own my muse and the plotline, nothing else.
AN: Sorry for the delay, a lot of things have happened, but updating should be back on schedule soon.
Warnings: read the first chapter.
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Correction, I was really starting to hate those brats.
Why? Because as soon as Kadaj was finished stabbing Zack in the leg with a pencil, he moved on to hugging the life out of me.
I was really, really starting to think that there was someone up there that hated me. That or I had done something really bad in my last life. Karma really had a way of biting one in the ass. It was why Reno could barely walk in a straight line without hurting himself.
Which brought me to another question, where was Reno? However, that wasn't important. What was important was that my vision was blurring at the edges and, from the look Zack was giving me, I was starting to turn blue.
And while all this was going on, Kadaj was babbling about missing me and not wanting me to die and how he loved me so much he was never ever going to let me again ago.
I was really, really starting to hate my life. Which probably wouldn't last that long considering that I couldn't breathe.
My vision was growing black, my shirt was getting wet and Zack... Zack was staring at me like...
You know how some people have those life-changing thoughts when they're near death? Not me, all I could think of was how I would really, really like to stab Zack in the face so he would stop making that stupid expression. It was like...
Before I could even finish that thought, the fire alarm went off and Kadaj's arms were suddenly removed from my neck as he ran out of the room squealing like a stuck pig. I really, really did not want to know.
"You alright Sephy?" Zack asked, peering at me with that same stupid expression on his face. I really, really wanted to stab him. And since there wasn't a Kadaj-leech draining life and breath from me, I reached for the nearest instrument (a black plastic spork left in offering to the gods) and stabbed him in the leg.
"Call me Sephy again and I'll castrate you." I threatened. I didn't know what castration meant, but my mom used it to threaten my dad all the time, so it must be pretty painful.
"Awww...but Sephy." He whined, lip trembling. I stabbed him again. And then rubbed my head, the fire alarm was really loud and it was starting to give me a headache. Would someone please shut it up?
Something (Kadaj) went wailing down the hall, screaming loud enough to drown out the high-pitched screeching of the fire alarm. I barely caught sight of a blur of silver, red and blue hurtling down the hall followed by my Uncle.
My head really, really hurt. I decided the best course of action would to be just to knock myself out and hope that I was still alive when this was all over.
----This line has been brought to you by the number 'pi' and the letter 'Q'----
I woke to the sounds of heated debate going on.
"Cookie monster is totally the most awesome character."
"Nuh uh. Mr. Noodle so pwns all."
"Cookie Monster could so eat Mr. Noodle."
"No he couldn't, Mr. Noodle would do something totally stupid and escape. I love Mr. Noodle."
My cousins were so intelligent.
I decided that for the sake of my sanity and my cousins' health, it would be best to go back to sleep.
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TBC
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Thanks to all for reading and reviewing.
The last bit is an actual conversation I had with my cousin, just this morning in fact. Please don't ask how a 19-year-old and a 15-year-old got on that subject when Sesame Street was not involved, nor was there a preschooler in the house.
Hope you liked it, I apologize for the wait. And remember, reviews equal love.
