Earlier
"They said there were going to be new people showing up... they never spoke of a single queen..." Phil smoothed his hair in between his horns with a slick hand when he saw the snit in-between Elsa's ice dress.
Suddenly rosy sparks began to appear and tiny voices began to sing, announcing the Goddess of Love.
"Aphrodite!" Phil blushed at seeing her unamused face. "I uhm... I was merely looking." gave the sater as a poor excuse.
"If I could get a penny for each single man saying that sentence without actually meaning it, I'd be even more rich than Hades" spoke the Goddess as she checked her fingernails. After making sure they were all good and polished, the goddess turned her attention to the newcomers. "Hm. Such pity. She is beautiful." mused Aphrodite as she watched Elsa rage against Daisy.
"You're not going to pull another Psyche on her, are you?" wanted Phil to know.
Aphrodite waved his comment with an irritated gesture away. "Please, who do you see me as? Hera? No, I meant that she has a beautiful personality."
"That may be so, but you ain't gonna get her in love. She flat out refused Sideburns over there and didn't bless her sister's marriage straight away."
"Merida doesn't have a husband." Aphrodite's voice stayed the same, but a competitive and defensive side was appearing. "Some mortals simply wish to have their family's love. I provide that all the same."
"Neither does Moana have a love interest. Or Judy Hopps. Face it sweetheart, you're losing your touch."
"Me?! There is no mortal who doesn't fall under my spell!"
"Sure.. yet those said mortals were all heroes."
"Frollo and Anna-"
"That was one-sided." quipped Phil in with a grin.
"Kovu and Kiara-"
"Were in a sequel. Wasn't quite much effort needed, did it? We all know that the big moneymakers over there-" pointed Phil to Hans and Elsa, "are much more difficult to change their paths, to keep their franchise safe. With our dear mouse not wishing to take any risks and all."
"Hans found Elsa preferable. He can think so again." smirked Aphrodite with her arms crossed.
"And what will become of the two sisters who's bond you not so long ago aided to mend?"
"They'll find a solution - mortals are always creative in that regard."
"Yeah, tell that to Narcissus." mumbled Phil as he shook his head. But upon seeing Aphrodite's smile towards the two, Phil immediately tried to talk her out of it. "Honey, you're going to make this into Troyan war 2.0! Jason and Medea is going to be a paper cut compared to this! Anna is not going to be happy, I won't be happy and the mouse won't certainly-" Phil groaned as he saw Eros strike both Hans and Elsa with his invisible arrows. "Oh boy... This is gonna be a disaster."
So.. yeah. I threw some greek mythos in this.
Some explanation for those who don't get the references:
Psyche: Aphrodite was jealous of the girl's beauty and ordered Eros to make her in love with the most despicable being. However Eros was hit with his own arrow. Aphrodite was angered even further by this and after Psyche betrayed Eros' trust, the girl had to do impossible tasks, resulting in her death. (She got reunited with Eros at Olympus and Aphrodite let her grudge fall)
Narcissus: a jerk whom Aphrodite made in love with his own reflection. The guy died of starvation, instead of using a mirror. XD
Jason and Medea: after Jason betraying her, Medea cut her own children into pieces, cut his future bride and left Jason with nothing. Talk about a divorce conflict XD
