A note from the Marauders,
J: Hello great fans of ours!
S: It's been quite some time.
J: We've been distracted.
S: And a lot has happened between the last time we've replied to our mail.
R: NEWT's are only a few months away so we've been studying.
S: Correction, only Moony has been studying.
J: That and snogging his new girlfriend.
--Remus glares--
S: Yes, That's right. How could we forget. Seems all of us have our own little girlfriends now.
J: That's right dear fans, Lily and I are now officially dating!
R: Peter has got a girlfriend now too.
S: Yeah, that's right, that Hallie girl
J: Anyway, we've only got a couple letters to reply to and then it will be the end.
R: We really hoped you all enjoyed.
S: We had tons of fun.
XxXx
Dear Marauders (but mostly James)
You're in your 7th year right?? squeals Yes!! The year you and Lily finally go out!! From what I read in preveous letters, you're getting really sick of Seers, well I am not a Seer, I'm just a really smart person happens to know lots of things and when they happen...Yeah, I guess you could kind of call me a Seer, but when people call me a Seer, it makes me feel old..I don't know why though it just does...Oh, I almost forgot, Sirius, what do you think of the name 'Snuffles' for a dog? When I get a bit older I was thinking of getting a big black dog and naming it Snuffles...I love saying Snuffles...it sounds soo cool!! Snuffles, Snuffles, Snuffles!! I'm sorry, I'm getting annoying aren't I? Yeah, well I tend to get annoying at times...I'm sorry...Well, before you get really bored of this long letter, I better go cause well, I'm kind of babysitting right now and I have to go find the kids 'cause they aren't in their rooms...Bye!
Anonymous (I don't like giving out personal information)
Dear Anonymous,
Thank you ever so much for your letter. And actually we don't consider you to be a seer. You don't sound old either.
Snuffles? You're kidding right? That's pathetic!
Ignore him, He's got a teddy bear named that under his bed.
Do not!
Thanks again for the letter.
Sincerely,
The Marauders
XxXx
Dear Lily,
Told you it would work! Worked for James clone, kind of impossible for it not to work on the real James. Keep this up, and in a small matter of time the two of you will be dating (that's what happened on my side).
Alexa
Dear Alexa,
Thanks again for the brilliant idea. James really is a great guy once he deflates his head a bit. Best of luck to you and that James clone. I'm sure you'll need it.
Sincerely, Lily
Thanks so much Alexa! You're the best! -James
XxXx
Dear Remus,
Hex James for me for not believing me. -to James- Oh yeah? Potter's a common last name? Name some families who have it and are NOT blood-related to you.
Jen
P.S. Thanks, Remus!
Dear Jen,
I will gladly– It is a common name! And just because I can't think of anyone with the bloody last name doesn't prove you to be right! And– There we go, now he can't bother me while I reply to your lovely letter.
Your very welcome. And thanks for the letter.
Sincerely,
Remus
XxXx
Dear Sirius,
Harry Potter series... How can I evem start to describe them? Um... Adventure, romance, bloody stuck up gits, evil, good, fights, loads of spells and a very magical universe. Just read them!
Tigerlilystar
Dear Tigerlilystar,
As good as that sounds, I don't read. Nor can Lily find the books in the library. She said she would read them but since she can't find them...Thanks for the letter though.
Sincerely, Sirius
XxXx
Dear Sirius,
Are too big headed.
Dear James,
TRY not to mess up with Lily, and make sure to hex Snape into next year for me, please.
Dear Remus,
Also, don't be surprised if you have almost as many fans as Sirius or James. There are many girls out there who would give almost anything for one date.
Sincerely, Psychotic Me
Dear Psychotic Person,
Your words don't effect me! -Sirius
I'll do my best not to screw things up with Lily. I'll also do my best to make Snape suffer just because you asked. -James
I'm not surprised. I just hope now that this is the last batch of letters that eventually everything will die down. -Remus
XxXx
J: That's it. The end. Now leave!
L: They wont just leave, James.
S: They should!
R: You people are so rude.
P: Who's rude?
J: Wormy! Welcome back! We're just finishing up with our fanmail!
L: How was your date Peter?
P: Lovely. Hallie is really the best.
S: Shut it Pete. We don't care
P: Maybe my fans do.
J: Fans? What fans?
--Peter blows raspberry--
R: Are you guys done now? It's late and I want to go to bed.
S: It's not late! It's 7:00.
R: Maybe I want to study.
L: I'll study with you Remus
R: I...don't want to study.
S: Oh, secret meeting with the girlfriend, I see.
R: Whatever, can we just finish this?
J: Yeah, Lily we've got that date.
L: What date?
J: It's a surprise.
S: Ew! Enough! That's so gross!
R: Not like you never kiss in public.
S: Shut up Moony.
P: I thought you said we were ending this fanmail thing.
J: We were actually trying to.
L: Just say bye and we can go James.
J: BYE!
L: Bye fans.
S: Cheers!
R: Thanks to all!
P: Have a nice day.
XxXx
A/n: That really is it. Hope you enjoyed it. I had fun. Feel free to continue writer letters but they will have to be answered through reply seeing as I wont be posting anymore chapters. Or heck, just review!
Cheers!
