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It was another busy day. And just like any other day, there's nothing special about. The weather was perfect. Everyone was in position. They all remember their cue and of course like any other mission he'd led, it was nothing but success. After all he is Brick, one of the highly and respected intellectual in the group. What could possibly go wrong?

Buzzz Buzzz!

His phone rang interrupting his most awaited sleep.

"Damn it" he cursed under tired breath. "Yes?"

"Br—! I mean Yokaze! Come here immediately!" Butch, as he could tell from the voice, said frantically which immediately caught his attention.

"Why? What's wrong?" he asked taking a sit at his bed and rubbing his tired crimson eyes.

"It's that idiot!" Butch said haltingly halfway as if checking if someone would hear him.

"Boomer? What happened to Boomer?" he asked worried.

"He got caught by the police!" Butch answered in a sort of whispered yell.

"WHAT?!" he stood immediately and went through his closet for some clothes. "HOW?!"

"I DON'T KNOW! I was at a friend's place! I was just lazing around and decided to check my phone since my friend suddenly left without warning! Then bam! Suddenly the police wants to talk to me!" Butch answered anxious. "What are we gonna do?! He even told them my number? Like FUCK!"

"Language!" Brick reprimanded trying to think of any possible ways to fix this. If their boss would hear about this, it will be trouble especially for him. "Let me think."

"Fuck, you sound like Captain America."

"Shut up Butch. I'm thinking." He said as he rub his forehead as his relieving himself from the coming headache. "Did they tell you the charges?"

"No. I haven't asked. Should I have?" he asked confused.

"Of course you idiot!" Brick answered annoyed at his brother's idiocy.

"Well I panicked I'm sorry!"

"Go to the station." Brick said taking his jacket from the rack.

"What if it's a trap?!"

"Damn it, you're Butch. Don't tell me you can't handle a couple of cops?" he asked as he left his apartment.

"Damn it fine." With that the call ended and the red ruff zoomed to the sky.


"What did he do?" I blinked. I have never been embarrassed in my entire life. Never have I, Butch, imagine myself in this kind stupid situation.

'Shit… Brick's going to kill me.' I thought to myself as I could feel a vein pop just by looking at my Boomer, who seems to be enjoying looking at me embarrassed. And of course to make things worse, he just have to hit on one of Dum-dam's friend.

"So he sexually harassed Akatsutsumi-san here? Him?" I asked trying to process the information in my mind.

"Yes." Kaoru said looking at me like some piece of trash.

"I mean are you really sure?" I asked again at the police officer. "My brother's kind of not into real human beings." I said half whispered.

"You're calling me a freak?! You jerk!" She hissed at me like I'm the one who offended her. Like seriously, this is all new to me. Give me a fucking break!

"Momoko-chan calm down." Said the blonde next to her.

"Can I speak with him for a minute?" I asked trying to look collective.

"Sure. Talk to that psycho." Said orange again.

With that I went next to him and finally grab him by his collar and speak what's on my mind of course in a whispered yell.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HUH?! YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS AREN'T YOU?! WELL FUCK YOU! AND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD FUCKING HARRASS GIRLS? HUH?!"

"Ahahahahha" he laughed innocently. Fuck him. "Calm down Saito."

How I wanted to be a murderer right now.

"What do you mean calm down? You're supposed to be my fucking older brother! Act like one! Why am I cleaning after your mess? And it has to be one of Dum-dam's friend?! Dude can't you have molested some other girls?" I ranted hoping that the idiot in front of me will just disappear.

"What? I thought molesting is bad." he asked cocking his head slightly like the fucking annoying shit he is.

"Don't change the subject." I grunted pushing him by the collar on the wall. "I even called Brick you Dumbass!"

"Well you're the dumbass." He smirked.

I punched him on reflex. And left him there laughing sitting at the bench with two bumps on the head, one from me the other from Dum-dam earlier.

"I'm sorry for my brother's action." I said immediately head in a bow. "I'll make sure it won't happen again. So please don't press charges."

"It would be more acceptable if you brother's the one doing it." Dum-dam said with a sigh.

"I'm seriously sorry about this Dum-dam. You should get already why I don't want to stay in my place." I said as I lift my head.

"Just make your brother come here and apologize right, Momoko?" she asked the girl next to her.

"I'm fine with that." She said still looking pissed.

With that I dragged Ryuuno's butt off the bench and made him apologize.

"I'm sorry if I scared you Mira-chan look alike." He said sounding sad and all. "I actually thought you were her."

"My name is Momoko you know." Orange said looking at him quite pissed being called a look alike.

"Well since everything's settled and we don't like troublesome things here in the station, why don't you kids go home already." The officer said looking uninterested as usual. Seriously are they this easy?

"Well thank—" I was cut off by the call of my name.

"Saito!" called brick who just have to arrive. "Everything okay?" he asked looking at us then to the girls at the side.

"Everything's fine I'll explain at my place." I said scratching my head. He's totally going to yell at me for making him come all the way here.

"So you're going back to your place?" Dum-dam asked from my back. Even though she's seriously hot, I have to decline her offer.

"Yeah, I'll see you next time Purple." I replied with a smirk.

"Gross" she said and we finally spilt ways. So cute.


"I'll see you next time Purple." Momoko mimicked, with the widest grin on her face followed by Miyako's giggle.

"C'mon can't we talk about something else? It's been a long time since we've hang out." I asked frustrated.

Since it was already late at night and my place is close by, I invited them to stay the night at my place which they happily accepted with both of them squealing Slumber party.

"I got one. I got one." Miyako excitedly said and I just rolled my eyes. "I'm seriously sorry about this Dum-dam." Which they both squealed.

"Another topic please." I said as I rolled my eyes at their girly acts.

"Well then Kaoru-chan, since when did you let boys give you nicknames?" She asked with of course the most modest way of asking making Momoko excited.

"I don't okay. He just started calling me names and believe me he won't just stop." I explained as I hugged my pillow.

"When did you meet?" Momoko asked with sparkles in her eyes.

"Well there was this bar." Oh shit.

"A BAR? You went in a bar?!" Momoko asked surprised.

"Well yeah I did so shush! Dai might hear us." I whispered at them.

"Well, continue the story." Momoko rushed as she gripped her pillow tightly from excitement.

"He was friends with Arata. That's all. They wanted to welcome him and they made me come along." I answered making them look disappointed.

"That's it?" Miyako asked dissatisfied with my answer.

"That's it."

Well I'm still not sure if I should tell them about my idea of Saito being Butch and the fact that the Rowdy Ruff boys were just in front of us a while ago.


AN: Here i am procrastinating again ohhohohohoho!~ anyway check it out i made another story titled Villain a one shot at that. just advertising lol maybe you guys will like it XD anyway thanks for reading and comment if you have some thoughts about it. love you guys. lol me and my one sided love ahahahahhah