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Living the good life Part 7: A splash of love

Recap:

"Do you see Kakashi sensei anywhere?" Sakura asked.

"No. Damn it all. This is wasting my time-ACK!"

"Sasuke kun, are you –EEPPP!"

CLICK

"Huh? Where are we?" Sasuke rubbed his whirling head.

"I don't know. Someone pushed us in." Sakura felt around for the door and twisted the knob. "Hey…we're locked in!"

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"What?" Sasuke snapped abruptly. Sakura whimpered as she attempted to pull on the knob once more.

"The door…it won't open!" She gave up knowing full well the door won't budge. But what was she to do. She was stuck in a tightly closed space with an irritated Uchiha. Most other fangirls would love this moment right now, as for Sakura, being stuck in a broom closet made her uneasy.

"Sakura. Calm down, your sweating buckets over there." Sasuke said coolly. He sat down slowly on the cardboard box below him, slumping his ramen scent head below his shoulders as if he was stunned himself.

Sakura fiddled with the end of her red shirt nervously, breathing in and out repeatedly.

'Finally! In a closet with the Sasuke Uchiha. How good can things get!!' Her inner self screamed inside her mind. 'Lets glomp him!'

"I will not glomp him!" Sakura shouted out loud, not knowing that she caught the attention of the person beside her.

"Glomp who?" The strawberry haired girl gasped and faced the direction towards Sasuke. He raised an interested eyebrow and rested an arm on his knee.

"Eh, N-no. I don't m-mean glomp, but…but I mean touch it in a way that would set a mood of uhhh, utter shock and violated in a way." Sakura stumbled on her words, having no idea of what she just said.

"Sakura, you're hallucinating." (a/n: is that the right spelling?)

"Ummm…sorry Sasuke kun. I'm not real comfortable in tiny places." Sakura drew trails on the ground with her sandal from embarrassment.

"It's ok, just don't freak out on me." Sasuke got to his feet and looked around the dim room for a switch. Once he felt a small bump, he flipped it as the closet lighted a bright shade of yellow.

"AAAYIIIEEE!"

"Sakura! What's wrong!" The shrieking kunoichi jumped over to Sasuke and linked her arms around his neck. She pointed to an object leaning on a near by wall.

"What's that?!?" She continued shrieking.

"That's a mop." Sasuke answered with his face vacant.

"Oh…EEEPP!! WHAT'S THAT?!?" Sakura tightened her death grip around Sasuke, making him stumble off balance.

"Sakura, relax! It's a bucket for Kami's sake." He composed himself and tried not to look completely annoying by her constant screeching. Sasuke scrunched his eyebrows together and groaned inwardly. He'd rather be with Naruto…no, he took that back. Who knows what that reckless dobe will do. While trying to break open the door, he'll probably blow himself up along with it.

"Ah ha ha- OMIGOSH WHAT WAS THAT!!"

"That was me. Now will you please get off?" Sasuke grumbled. Being stuck in a tiny space with a clauster phobic Sakura was definitely not fun.

Sakura flicked her dull green eyes upwards and blushed a light pink color. She quickly released her hold, but stayed close to his body.

"Gomen." She whispered quietly.

"It's ok. Lets just try to find a way to get out." Sasuke observed his surroundings as if searching for something. He averted his blank eyes back to the trembling Sakura.

She took a step backwards letting her foot fall right into a bucket behind her.

"EPP!" SOMETHING'S GOT ME!" Sakura tripped over the bucket handle and roughly pushed Sasuke over. Since the closet was only meant to hold one person a mop, he met the hard wall briefly and felt his foot shove into something below.

"AH! Sasuke kun! Your foots in the bucket!" Sakura said hastily. She shook a free leg, accidentally kicking the Uchiha hard in the shin.

"Ack! Sakura, watch where your're going!" As Sasuke bent over to rub it, he bumped into Sakura's chest making her squeak and tumble over him. "S-sakura! What are you doing-hey watch where your-oi!"

Within instinct, she grabbed the nearest thing before her and shifted her light weight on it. Not wanting to squish anything, she landed first to the floor as something fell hard on her tiny frame.

"EEPP! SOMETHING'S ON ME!! SASUKE KUN HELP MEEE!!" Sakura closed her eyes shut and tried to wiggle out of the person's grasp.

"Sakura! Dammit that's me. Get your foot out of the bucket!" Sasuke attempted to lift himself off her, but the bucket wouldn't allow it. Now he was pinned to the floor with a nonstop screaming Sakura under him and a foot in a bucket. That wasn't fun either.

"I-i cant! Not unless you get out!" She squeaked. Sasuke growled and muttered a whole line of swears under his breath. He felt blood rush to his cheeks but shook them off.

Damn hormones.

"When I find out who did this, they are dead." He said through gritted teeth.

Outside the closet

"ACHOO!" Kakashi rubbed his itchy nose and put away his book. "It seems that they're talking about me."

"Oi! Kakashi!"

The copy ninja turned his masked face in the opposite direction.

"Oh. Hello Temari san. Kankurou kun. Did you get my book?" he asked. Temari rolled her teal eyes and tossed him the perverted item.

"Here. I can't believe you made us go in there. We had to dress like 30 year olds. You didn't know that we're under aged?"

Kakashi looked up from the cover and grinned. "My bad. So did you like the view?"

Temari grimaced slightly and stuck out her tongue.

"Ech. I can't figure out how you sleep at night. Your so-"

"The view was awesome!! I've never felt so aliivvvee!! ITAI!" Kankurou crouched down to the floor and placed his arms over his head. "What was that for!!"

"You lecherous piece of crap. You haven't seen that much skin since now." Temari rubbed her fist on her shirt.

"I'm glad you liked it. Men like you should be revealed to more things like that." Kakashi smiled under his mask and glanced over at the closet door.

"Sasuke kun!! Your touched me!!"

"What the hell! I didn't touch anything!!"

"Eeeppp! Pervert!!"

SLAP

"Aarrrrgghh!! Will you keep still!!"

"How can I keep still when you're on top of me!!"

"I can't get up!! Not unless you get your foot out of the bucket!!"

"What's going on in there?" Temari asked without any particular interest. Kankurou pressed his ear to the door and quirked an eyebrow. "Kankurou. What's wrong?"

After a moment of silence, an extremely disturbed face washed over him.

"Kankurou. Answer…" But he had ran off before she could ask further. "What's with him?"

"It seems that Sasuke and Sakura are stuck…" Kakashi said simply. Temari gazed at the door in front of her.

"Should we let them out?" Kakashi shook his silver hair swiftly.

"No. Let's just see where this takes us."

Inside the closet

"Ok Sakura, listen to me. Slowly pull your foot from the bucket and I'll do the same."

Sakura nodded and did what she was told. Her already red cheeks grew hotter knowing how close they were pressed against each other. If she had moved upwards, they would be in a liplock for all she knew.

"I-i can't. Your foots on top of mine." She whimpered. Sasuke groaned and tried once again to lift gimslef off her. "Sasuke…watch out for that …"

CRASH

While trying to get up, he had bumped his head on a shelf above them and crashing down on Sakura, forcing his lips to meet hers.

Sakura fluttered her eyes open and gasped, turning a shade of red that rivals Hinatas. Sasuke opened his eyes in pain and noticed immediately what he was doing. The sharingan holder pulled away slowly and covered his mouth with a hand.

What the hell? Did I just kiss her?

"S-sasuke kun. What happened- watch out for that!!"

CRASH. SPLAT

"Arg!!" Sasuke felt something wet and sticky blanket his whole body.

"Epp! Red paint!" Sakura was right. When Sasuke had dumbly got up again, he crashed into the same shelf, but this time knocking over a whole tin of red paint. The substance was everywhere, splattered all over the walls and themselves. He grew at least 20 veins in his forehead as his once black eyes faded into a dull red color. "S-sasuke kun?"

Outside

"Did you hear something?" Temari asked.

"No…" Kakshi replied.

KABOOM

Temari snapped her head towards the explosion to find that the closet door had been blown open. The remaining pieces were turned to ashes. Two figures emerged from the smoke.

"Sasuke. Sakura. Had fun?" Kakashi asked sheepishly.

The two chunins came out with red paint dripping from their clothing. It seems that the bucket they had been stuck in was blown off as well. Sasuke gritted his teeth while Sakura wrung out the remaining liquid from her pink/red hair. But through all this bloodlust that was emitted from them both, they couldn't wash away the flushed faces that stained their cheeks.

"Ka.Ka.Shi." Sasuke clenched his fists and glared daggers at him. His red swirling eyes narrowed dangerously.

Kakashi lifted his book from his kunai pouch and handed it to Sasuke.

"Wanna read? It's new!" He offered.

"CHIDORII!!"

Outside the bathhouse

"Where are they?" Tenten traveled around the garden looking for any signs of green or bushy eyebrows.

"TENTEN!! OUR YOUTHFULFLOWER! IT IS I, HANDSOME ROCK LEE TO WELCOME YOUR PRESENCE!!"

She knew that annoying voice anywhere. Tenten swore inwardly and walked over to the large table decorated with teacups and a bottle of sake for Gai.

"TENTEN!! MY BEAUTIFUL STUDENT. I HAVE HEARD FROM MY ETERNAL RIVAL THAT Y0U WILL BE SPENDING TIME WITH US TODAY!! SIT SIT!! HAVE SOME TEA!" Gai boomed.

Tenten sighed and sat down next to Lee. She stared at the cup that was offered to her and then at Lee.

"My job said to do some bonding with you guys. Not sip tea." Tenten said, obviously bored.

"Bonding? Of course, well there are some wonderful things you should know about!! I like green spandex suits with the green trimmings, not the silver kind, with green latex cloth for absolute flexibility with matching green socks!! I was going to buy some green socks, but that stupid lady had to be like 'Oh I'm sorry Gai, but we don't sell green socks here. As you can see, we sell weapons.' So I slapped her, I mean …who doesn't sell green socks. So I had to walk all over Konoha in a green suit with no socks. And then I-"

"Gai!! Ok…I get it." Tenten massaged her temples and closed her eyes. "Lee? How about you?"

"YOSH!! I like green spandex suits with the green trimmings, not the silver kind, with green latex cloth for absolute flexibility with matching green socks!!" He was cut off by Tenten's voice.

"Lee. Is this the exact same story as Gai's?" Lee's round black eyes bulged as he simply took a sip of his 'tea'.

"Lee…that wasn't tea. That was sa-"

CRICKET CRICKET

"Sakerz?? I don know thatz was sakeee, it tasteties gooz ok??" Lee said drowsily. He wobbled away from Tenten and Gai and shot his bandaged fists in the air.

"Gai swenseii!! I've achieved my goa-hic- goals for todaiis. I am now a manly mans!"

"Lee! Even if you are intoxicated, your spirit still shines through the influence of alcohal!!" Gai shouted and cried fake tears of joy.

"Leeeee!!"

"Gai swenseii!!"

"Leeeeee!!"

"Gai-hic- swenseeiii!!"

Tenten just stared blankly at them and sighed unconsciously. How in the world could a drunk Lee and Gai could still hug like that. We're lucky that the bathhouse was still intact, due to the damage that Lee had caused the other times.

"That's it. I'm leaving." Tenten got up from the table and stomped off to the door, but someone jerked on her sleeve from behind.

"Twenten-hic- let's go finders Nejiji kay'? We'll party likes its –hic- eights." He hiccupped.

"Wha…" She tried to ask but was pulled away quickly leaving Gai and his proud self.

"Oh Lee, if only you knew how…wait. If Neji's dressed like a girl then…Oh goodness! LEE!! COME BACK!!!" Gai snapped out of his crying stance and rushed through the door, flailing his arms about.

In some random hallway

"NNEEEEEJJIIIJIIIIIII!!!" Lee squealed as Tenten hung on to his flapping arm for dear life.

On the other end, Neji had just finished braiding his long brown hair when he heard someone scream his name violently. He turned around and saw the green beast of Konoha and a bun haired girl rushing to him at an impossible speed. In a blink of an eye, Lee appeared in front of him with a giant grin on his face and cheeks red from the alcohal.

"Why hellllooo theres madam. Whatsits a fine looking lady like yourselves doin hur?" Lee chocked out.

"Lee. Its me." Neji furrowed his eyebrows and rolled his non existent pupils, "Your drunk…again." He turned his gaze to Tenten, who had a what-the-hell-is-going-on expression plastered on her blank face.

"Me? Drunkzz? AHAHAAAA!!! You funny lady you!!" His fuzz like eyebrows drooped along with his beady eyes. "How bout' some luvin from this handsome beasty."

He jabbed a finger to his chest and winked.

"Lee. I'm not a, Lee keep the shirt on-dammit!! At least keep the boxers on-oh God!! My eyes, somebody gorge them out!!" Neji covered his lavender eyes to keep his sanity and jetted away from the intoxicated chunin.

"Don't runn! Why wont you love mmeee!!" Lee staggered towards Neji, tripped over his own two feet, got up, and staggered away again. Tenten would hate to see Lee in a bar with those pointy pool sticks.

The weapon mistress was about a collapse from exhaustion when she saw smoke appear in the distance.

"Kakashi sensei? What happened?" The tips of Kakashi's white hair had been burned off and replaced with a long trail of black ash. There were large black splotches scattered around his body in various places. Half his mask was blown off leaving only part of his nose and chin to be seen. Kakashi's forehead protector and sandals were nowhere to be found. Aside all that, you could mistake him for an overcooked marshmallow. He raised a smoking finger and took a deep breath.

"I regret teaching Sasuke Chidori." And with that, he fell face first to the floor. Tenten stared blankly at him, not knowing what to say or think, but an excessive screaming brought her back to reality.

"Tenten!!!" She slowly turned her head to the side as Choji came up holding his manhood, "I need toilet paper noww!!! Ino put something in the brownies and I ran out of toilet paperrrr!!"

All this screaming made his spiral shaped marks puff out with his cheeks.

Tenten twitched wildly and pointed to a restroom nearby. "In there."

Choji sighed in relief and dashed over to the appointed location, slamming the door in the process. Tenten was once again about to crash to the floor when something else caught her attention.

As she shifted her eyes forward, Kakurou rushed up to her and grabbed her shirt. Looking straight into her eyes, he waved a rubber hammer in front of her shocked face.

"Tenten!Tenten! lookie! I got Gaara's hammer and now I shall flatten it! Hahahaaa! But don't tell him ok?? Or he shall kill me!! Hahaaaaaa!! Ok????" He rambled on. Having no idea what just went through her ears, Tenten bobbed her head up and down giving him a sign that she understood.

Kankurou joined Tenten in the head bobbing, oblivious of the looming aura increasing behind him.

"Kankurou…" He quickly let go of Tenten and tightened his hold on the balloon hammer.

"Darn."

"Kankurou, may I have my hammer back?" Gaara asked impatiently. If Kankurou wasn't careful, Shukaku could pop out at any moment. That hammer was the world to him and no doll-playing brother of his is going to take away his only source of power and dominance.

"N-no!! Never! Ahahaaaa!! Without this stupid hammer you are completely useless buttmunch!! And you can' use your stupid sand either!! What you gonna do huh???" Kankurou teased and mocked the expressionless Gaara. He jabbed the hammer to the floor while simultaneously laughing his head off with pleasure.

KABOOM

Kankurou flew back roughly into the wall, creating a giant hole after. Gaara folded his arms and walked over the place where his brother once stood and picked up his untouched hammer.

"I installed an alarm system in this tool. Any unknown force that touches it will blow up." He explained. Gaara's lips slightly curled up as he strolled off in the other direction, but not before glaring back at his unconscious partner.

"Don't touch."

Kankurou rubbed his throbbing head and moaned painfully.

"Curse the consequences of an older brother."

Tenten stood by a wall, her knees trembling in fear. What the heck was going on. She balled her fists together and brought them to her chest. Her chocolate eyes were blinking out of order. Suddenly, Choji slammed the door open and beamed with pride.

"I have achieved greatness!" He kissed both of his hands and squinted happily. Now Tenten was really confused. All he did was making it to the bathroom. But before she could think any further, a loud rumbling was heard and the floor shook.

"COME BACK HERE PERVERTT!!!" A voice called out.

"AAAHH! SPARE MEE!" An annoying blonde shouted back.

Tenten carefully looked up and found Naruto running for his life and Hinata trying desperately to catch up with him…with about 20 women chasing after them.

"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A WOMEN'S HOTSPRING!! PROMISE!" He screamed as tears leaked from his eyes.

"IT SAID WOMEN'S BATH! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU WANTT!!"

Naruto took a sharp turn to the right and waved happily to Tenten, ignoring the fact that those ladies had chainsaws. Hinata shrugged and waved as well.

"Hello Tenten! Nice day huh…" he trailed off, now running full speed. But the women continued going after him turning on their chainsaws and rubber chickens. After a while, all figures had disappeared.

The weapon mistress simply froze and fell to the floor on her butt. She stared at her surroundings.

Kankurou was heads first into a wall.

Kakashi was still on the floor, burning and smoking.

Choji was cheering brightly on how he had finally accomplished his true mission in life.

Lee was drunk and now hitting Neji, who would just beat the cream out of him later.

And Gaara was…squeaking.

Tenten pulled out a phone and dialed a number.

"Hello, National Association for Disfunctional Teenagers? Yes this is Tente-yes it's me AGAIN. I have a complain-WHAT? Yes, I'll hold…"

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Yes, I am truly sorry if the ending sucked. I couldn't think of anything else. Brainfarts galore no?

I am also sorry if anyone was OCC. I really tried not to make them that way. This fic really reminds me of ed,edd, and eddy for some reason. Well i hoped you liked it!! Plz review for me!!

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