"Why's everyone laughing?" Asked Naruto who sounded a little out of breath. We all turned to Sasuke and Naruto and burst out laughing all over again. "Hey! Hey! Shut up!" Screamed Naruto bouncing on the balls of his feet.
"OMG you missed one of the best fights." I answered barely being able to breath.
"Man we always miss the good stuff." Whined Naruto.
"What? Hello did you just forget what we did before coming here?" Asked Sasuke in a teasing way. Naruto blushed as we all cat meowed well except for Haku and Hinata.
"Damn Naruto's going to get laid before I do." Muttered Deidara in a joking angrily way. Naruto glared and punched him in the arm playfully.
"As soon as you declare you're gay, Dei. Someone will do you." I said licking my lips. Dei glared and flung a spoon full of mash potatoes at me missing by a mile. "You have the worst aim ever." I said turning back to Dei after watching the potatoes hit the brick wall.
"Really?" Dei grabbed his tray and dumped on my head. My eyes widened as jelly-o trickled down between my eyes.
"Are
you serious?" I scream grabbing my milk carton and pouring it
over his head. I sat down happily as Dei's face turned to disgust his
hair hanging in his face. Naruto smiled and flipped the table to it's
side inhaling.
"FOOD FIGHT!!!!" Screamed Naruto. People
screamed as food began to fly everywhere. Naruto flipped his tray
spraying food everywhere but mainly at Shiro's table. I chuckled
evilly throwing ketchup packets by the door so anyone who stepped on
them to escape the madness would be sprayed. However, I wasn't
expecting the principal to march in stepping on all five of them. A
pile of mash potatoes hit her square in the face curtsey of Dei.
"THAT IS ENOUGH!" Screamed Tsunade. The whole room got quiet and no one even moved. I think a few kids even froze in the air. Okay, that's a lie but man that would have been cool. "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?" All fingers and hands pointed toward our table and Tsunade just sighed.
"Haters." I muttered turning to the side.
"I should have known it was one of you six." Tsunade pointed to the lunch door and to our doom. Yeah, she doesn't ever count Haku, Hinata, or Gaara they're always good whores. I think they need some fun in their life.
"Hey old hag how was your holiday?" Asked Naruto. The rest of us chuckled as Tsunade punched him in the head. "Stupid old hag and her drinking." Grumbled Naruto.
"So, which one you started it?" She asked as she ushered us into her office.
"Which two of you started it, Tsunade." I corrected her.
"No, I only need one I know the other one was you." Tsunade spat back. I scoffed and pouted sitting backwards in the seat.
"Such accusations are unforgivable." I cried loudly.
"If you admit to it I won't call your parents and suspend and you'll only have three weeks of detention not the cleaning of the cafeteria." Tsunade offered. I thought it over. Have my parents yell and scream and be stuck at home suspend.
"Deal." I said sticking my hand behind me.
"Now who is the other one?" She asked glaring at the boys.
"Do you want the one who shouted food fight or the one who did that to Shippai?" Asked Naruto innocently.
"Both." She answered.
"Well I'm proud to say I messed lovely Shippai's hair up." Laughed Deidara pushing the milk drenched hair behind him. Splattering Neji and Itachi with sour milk.
"Devil." I whispered to him. He kicked me in the shin as we sat there.
"Demon." He whispered back.
"Now who started everyone else?" Tsunade glaring at Naruto. He scratched the back of his head nervously.
"Naruto, huh? Should have known." Tsunade said writing something down.
"What gave it away?" He asked.
"The scratching the back of your head moron. You do that when you're nervous." Sasuke laughed.
"Sasuke, you would know that." Itachi laughed choking his brother slightly.
"Shut up Itachi." Sasuke muttered elbowing his brother as Tsunade gave him a look.
"Not going to ask." Tsunade said to herself causing a few of us to chuckle. "Now I will give the same offer to you Naruto. Do you want it?" Tsunade was serious she somewhat understood our parents situation. Naruto nodded thankfully.
"Hey
what about me?" Asked Dei.
"You don't live with your
parents." Tsunade said not looking up from her work. She shooed
us out just as the bell for sixth period ended. (I can't remember
what period I ended at before lunch, so yeah)
"Thank god it's the last period of the day." I screamed into the empty halls. "Isn't health your last period?" asked Neji. I stopped dead in my tracks and moaned.
"Damn that perverted old man." I muttered.
"He isn't all that bad Shippai." Naruto said from behind me.
"My ass he isn't bad." I said back.
"And it's a cute ass at that." Neji said pinching me slightly. I hit him softly on the arm laughing. I began to walk again waving as my friends went off to their classes. I stopped once again in front of the door putting my head against the door. I opened it slowly nodding towards Jiraiya who winked back. I shivered and walked to the back of the room I had no one in this class I was friends with. I tuned Jiraiya out and did the homework that was written on the board. I finished and began my other homework like science which I hated.
"Mrs. Ban?" Said Jiraiya standing right in front of me. I rose my head from my science book and nodded.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing? Have you finished your homework already?" He asked sitting down in the sit in front of me.
"Yeah, it was easy." I said going back to my book and slammed it shut after I had finished the last problem.
"Do you need something?" I asked noticing he was still sitting there.
"No,
I'm fine." He said smiling back.
"Then leave I will
file sexual assaults charges." I said emotionlessly back.
Jiraiya shook his head but got up to bother another girl. I waited
for the bell to ring, begging the clock to move faster. It rang and I
ran jumping over desks and slide to a stop at my locked. Naruto meet
me and we began to walk to the parking lot to
meet Dei and Gaara but we were stopped by Sasori.
"I'm taking you to my house to practice remember?" Sasori asked taking my arm. Naruto glared at him suspiciously turning to me.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. Let's get a move on." I smiled to Naruto as Sasori began to walk to wherever his car was.
"It's fine Naruto I'll see you at home later." He nodded and ran to catch up with Gaara. I ran after Sasori stopping short as my breath left my body. There in front of me was an bam-spanking brand new motorcycle with Sasori sitting on top helmet in hand.
"Here you have to where this. We don't want you to get anymore brain damage." Sasori said smirking.
"Oh ha-ha. Give me that." I ripped the helmet out of his hands and slide on behind him. He turned the key making the motorcycle roar to life. He kicked the kick stand up and back pedaled before speeding off. I held on tighter to Sasori feeling somewhat comfortable.
