AN: Sorry, guys. I had a bad case of writers block, and couldn't think of anything funny… I don't think this is even that hilarious. ::hides face in shame:: This usually doesn't happen! Maybe because I got sick…? Dunno. I'll stop rambling now.

Disclaimer: I think of all the things I could do other than write a disclaimer… and there's not a lot I'd do.


June 9th

Dear Diary,

Have not written in a long time because I was having an awesome adventure.

First, after kidnapping youthful children, we made them all stand in Edge's city square.

They were, of course, brainwashed to do so.

Yazoo and Loz then proceeded to make them sing the Happy Tree Friends theme to kill all citizens of the town by making their ears bleed.

Plan did not work.

Am considering revising the plan.

Kadaj


June 11th

Dear Diary,

Have significantly revised plan.

Children are now merely diversions.

Loz and Yazoo are now to pull down the thingy in the middle of the square to kill people.

Cross your fingers and hope it works.

Kadaj


June 12th

Dear Diary,

Plan kind of succeeded.

AFTER I summoned Bahamut.

Yazoo then made Loz drag the thingy off its platform onto some people.

Loz complained and made Yazoo help.

Kadaj


June 13th

Dear Diary,

Cloud is an evil, evil man.

He tried to kill me, dammit!

And after all I tried to do for those poor children… all I did was give them a religion.

And brainwash them.

And stole their cookies…

Wait…

Did I actually DESERVE that?

Kadaj


June 14th

Dear Diary,

Thank god for the clone machine.

After Sephiroth so evilly took over my shmexy body, Cloud proceeded to try and perfect his onion-slicing skills on him.

I was not in that battle, but the clone was.

He-he-he-he…

Kadaj


June 15th

Dear Diary,

Found out that Yazoo and Loz used clone machine too.

Very smart, considering it was them.

Did not get good response when I told them that.

I was severely beaten.

So much for escaping with no injuries.

Kadaj


June 16th

Dear Diary,

Alice has found a Ouija board.

She suggested if we were going to finish the reunion, we might as well get Sephiroth back.

Yazoo commented that he heard Ouija boards were the "gateways to hell".

Alice told him he was stupid, and where else would we find Sephiroth?

BUUUUUURN!!!

Kadaj


Sorry for the short chapter, but… it's better than nothing!

Kadaj: I finally learned how to use the ruler thingy!

Me: You like the word "thingy", don't you?

Kadaj: Shut up and make me a sandwich!