Title: Screwed
Summary: Edward gets caught in Winry's room while she's undressing.
Pairings: Ed/Win
Category: Humor
Spoilers: Chapter 84- In the Hunter's Shadow
Edward Elric was, what most people called, screwed.
How the hell was he to know that Winry was coming home!? It's not like he planned to watch her getting undressed! It was the best place in the house to watch for people trying to break in. Once she was already talking to herself, it got harder and harder for him to open his mouth and tell her that he was there.
And then she started to get undressed. Edward swore in his head. He was as good as dead. She caught him staring at her. He was picturing his funeral now. Mustang would be laughing like the asshole that he was.
Then she screamed and everyone came in and for a split second, Ed thought that she was going to cry. He might have a possible chance to remain alive-
Nope. False alarm. He was still beaten to within an inch of his life.
