Author's Note: Just another warning in case you didn't see the one on the last chapter.THERE IS SEXUAL ACTS IN THIS CHAPTER...SEXUAL ACTS BETWEEN TO MALE CHARACTERS IF THIS IN NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE PLEASE EXIT VIA THE BACK BUTTON. You have been warned my friends. On A Lighter note we get to me two new characters which are Me and My Best friends OCs...not Mary Sues in any way though.

Disclaimer:Wreck It Ralph and all it's characters belong to Disney.

Felix hopped out of blankets to look over Ralph's shoulder to see what caused the wreckers face to go from pale to the brightest honey glows he has ever seen. Once he read the note he himself got a bad case of the honey glows and his eyes grew large and the fix it man turned to look at Ralph, at the same time that Ralph turned to look at Felix.

Their noses touched and their breath intermingled, and they just froze looking in each other's eyes, both not moving until Felix's leg began to wiggle from standing on his tiptoes.

Felix gripped onto Ralph's shirt and pulled himself up and rested his head on Ralph's shoulder "Ralphie why do people think we are a couple?" he asked.

"Because yesterday while you were sleeping I had to carry you everywhere and you kept snuggling into my shirt." Ralph said looking down at Felix fondly.

"Oh. I did?" Felix said blushing.

"Yeah. But it's ok." Ralph laughed pulling the small fix it man close to snuggle him.

"Golly, Ralph you're giving me the Honey glows something awful." Felix chuckled leaning into Ralph's hand as he caressed his hair.

"Hey Felix, do you want a strawberry?" asked Ralph as he grabbed the biggest chocolate covered strawberry he saw and took a small bite out of it before offering it to Felix.

"Sure." Said Felix as he took a big bite of strawberry, getting chocolate all over his mouth. Laughing Ralph licked up the chocolate from Felix's upper lip, causing Felix's honey glows to be even brighter. Felix just rubbed his mouth with the back of his hand, hoping to rub the honey glows away.


Meanwhile downstairs at the front desk Mrs. Copper was doing some paperwork when two female characters walked into the lobby.

The first had light dirty blonde hair and baby blue eyes under a pair of thick black glasses, next her was the other girl with dark brown hair and deep ocean blue eyes.

"Hello there ladies how may I help you?" Miss. Copper asked looking up at the girls.

"We're here to pick up the characters who checked in here yesterday." The blonde said politely. "We're here a little earlier than planned." She said glancing at her watch.

"Oh so you're the lovely ladies Surgie was talking about." exclaimed Miss. Copper as she stood up and walked around the counter to properly greet her new guests. "Welcome to the Short Circuit Hotel. My name is Miss. Copper, will you guys need any rooms to stay in? And do you still need the meeting hall in roughly two hours?" asked Miss. Copper.

The blonde spoke again "My name is Anne. And yes we will need the meeting hall in two hours. As for the rooms, I think one room with two queens should suffice." The brunette spoke up next.

" Hello my name is Sami Sparx. But everyone calls me Sami. Nice to meet ya."

Miss. Copper just smiled and said "Follow me to the meeting hall."


Meanwhile back in Ralph and Felix's room, they were in the middle of the pocky kissing game. The last piece of strawberry pocky was slowly being eaten away from both sides.

As both men's lips moved closer together, Felix's eyes began to flutter closed as the sweet bliss that was a kiss from Ralph came ever closer.

But that bliss didn't happen, as the phone rang and Ralph broke away to pick it up.

"Hello?" asked Ralph.

"Ah, Ralph I presume. This is Miss. Copper. Your new companions are here and you and Felix will need to be in the main hall in two hours. Oh, and dress your best. Ta Ta."

Ralph put the phone back on the receiver and turned around to see a very cute and confused looking Felix.

"Who was that Ralphie?" pouted Felix.

Ralph couldn't help himself, Felix was too cute, he kissed those pouting lips while rubbing Felix's honey glowed cheeks. "That was Miss. Copper just informing us that those new faces The Surge Protector mentioned are here. And we have to be in the main hall in two hours. But until then shall we continue the kissing game but minus the pocky?" smiled Ralph as he winked at Felix giving the small fix it man a severe case of the honey glows.

"Golly...sure." Felix whispered blushing as he closed his eyes.

"Ok." Ralph chuckled before leaning in and gently brushing Felix's lips ever so lightly before pulling away, making Felix open his eyes again to look up confused at him.

"But...we do have somewhere to be..." Ralph whispered teasingly.

"That's not for two hours, Ralphie!" Felix whined needingly before he pulled Ralph back down into a passionate kiss, after a few shocked moments Ralph smiled into the kiss and pulled Felix's body closer against his.

'He's cute when he acts dominant.' Ralph mused to himself before nibbling Felix's bottom lip gently, making Felix gasp in surprise; which is exactly what Ralph wanted; his tongue slipped past those gasping lips and gently brushed the fix it man's. Ralph felt their lips then close together, right before Felix put both of his hands behind Ralph's neck to bring him closer.

In just a few short moments they were both kissing feverishly and pawing at the others necks and hair gently before they both had to pull apart for air.

Felix was first to speak "J Jiminy.. Jaminy.." he whispered huffing gently.

"Heh...You can say that again." Ralph chuckled before planting one more quick, but loving kiss on Felix's lips.

'Ralph…. He really loves me… and all I can say is Jiminy Jaminy. There must be something I can do to make him breathless.' Thought Felix as he looked about the room and spotted the whipped cream 'Damn if only I wasn't lactose intolerant. But then again a little tummy ache is not gonna kill me. Ralphie be ready to have your world rocked.' Mused Felix as he slipped from Ralph's grip and sauntered over to the breakfast cart and grabbed the whipped cream can and began to read the ingredients, and to his surprise it was a soy based whipped cream, so no stomach ache.

Felix giggled as the honey glows covered his face, while thoughts of what to do with this wonderful creation filled his head. Ralph was just about to ask the fix it man why he was giggling when said man slowly began to slide his blue work shirt off his shoulders and his white under-tank one at a time. Felix spun around to expose his unbuttoned shirt and a very slim yet very fine-looking body.

Ralph's jaw dropped as he started to drool. Felix wandered over towards Ralph as he let his shirts fall to the floor. Felix placed the whipped cream on the nightstand and crawled onto the bed, his bottom in the air, moving it suggestively, Ralph's eyes followed Felix's every move.

Ralph's body stiffened as Felix undid the one thing holding up his overalls. Felix then pulled up Ralph's shirt as best he could, hoping Ralph would come out of shock and get the hint, Felix couldn't fight the passion burning in the pit of his stomach.

"Ralphie? Come on we have less than two hours for some fun." Pleaded Felix as he caressed Ralph's large hands.

"Don't you think we should talk first about why you blew up in Tapper's and why you're not wearing your wedding ring anymore. Not that I am not enjoying the strip tease and cuddling and even the passionate kisses, but something tells me that there is more to this and you that meets the eye." Replied Ralph sternly as he re-buttoned his overalls and gently pulled Felix into a sitting position and then into a hug as Felix started crying.

"I-I'm sorry, Ralph." Felix stuttered, weakly clenching on to Ralph's overalls. Ralph stood up, gently removing the small hands away from him. Ralph kneeled, leveling himself to Felix's face, so he could look directly at him while he was talking to the smaller man.

Felix's face drooped even more, his eyes brimming with tears. Ralph took one of his fingers and tilted the small man's chin up. Ralph's serious demeanor had never changed.

"Stop saying sorry, Felix. You did nothing wrong." Ralph spoke softly, but keeping his firm tone. Ralph's face relaxed into a mellower gaze, as he delicately uttered, "Now come on. Tell me what happened."

Felix looked around for a moment, trying to calm himself down, and put himself back together. He adjusted himself on his spot on the bed.

"S-she left me…" Felix started, as he almost started to cry again. He took a deep breath before he continued. "She told me "I can't be with you anymore"." Felix took another breath, but couldn't stop the tears falling from his eyes.

"I…was heartbroken! I didn't know what to do…!" he began to crumble. "And then I got the news that our game was being unplugged!" He wept, losing all control now. Ralph swiftly took Felix into his arms, quickly trying to calm the man down.

"Felix, Felix…shhh." Ralph cooed, petting the man's head. "It's going to be ok…I'm here." Felix continued to cry, hearing the comforting words coming from the one other person he could turn to.

"I'll look after you, Felix." Ralph promised, pushing Felix gently onto the bed.

"Wha…what the hickory sticks…?" Felix mumbled breathlessly under his teary blubber.

"Felix…I can fix you." Ralph was serious when he said this, but chuckled afterwards to the play on words. This in turn caused Felix to start a fit of giggles.

Ralph slowly and gently kissed the smaller man's cheek, and then he slowly traced kisses down onto Felix's pale neck. The smaller man moaned, turning his head slightly to grant more access, allowing Ralph to continue his ministrations.

Ralph stopped for a moment, earning a small groan in disappointment from Felix so that he could unclasp his overalls.
Felix looked up at Ralph with sultry eyes. "Are we really going to do this?" He whispered, with a big grin on his face.

"Only if you're ready," Ralph answered huskily, as he removed his red shirt, and discarded it carelessly onto the floor.

Felix began to undo the button on his jeans, but was stopped by Ralph grabbing both his hands and pinning them above his head. Ralph earned a gasp from the smaller man and smirked playfully at Felix, his shadow looming over him. "No fair! You're bigger!" Felix whimpered, wiggling his feet nervously.

"Jiminy Jaminy, Felix you're right." Ralph chuckled as he said his partner's catch phrase. Ralph then leaned down, fully capturing Felix's lips with his own. He moaned, feeling the smaller man's tongue fight for dominance, but Ralph easily won. The kiss lasted for several minutes, with moans, gasping, and sounds of lips smacking being the only thing heard in the room.

Ralph leaned back a little, and picked the smaller man up taking him to the center of the bed so that the both of them had some place to sit. Felix's head landed softly on the pillow, but he groaned when Ralph accidentally touched his crotch with his hand.

"Nnnhh…R-Ralph…you're really giving me the honey glows over here…They're really hot." Felix said breathlessly, putting his hands over his cheeks to hide them.

"I don't think that's the only thing that's burning." Ralph spoke looking down at the bulge in Felix's pants.

Ralph immediately dove in, grabbing the button and unlatching it. He pulled the jeans down, along with the white hammer printed boxers. He tossed them aside.

Felix was flabbergasted, he was so embarrassed. He had never been naked in front of Ralph before.

Ralph glanced him over once, before he began to lean in and take the smaller man's penis in whole. It wasn't small, it was actually quite large. That surprised Ralph, but he didn't care really what size Felix was. He loved him all the same.

Felix groaned, thrusting up into Ralph's mouth. He gripped the sheets as Ralph held the small man down with his thumbs. "Hhhnn…R-Ralph! Th-this isn't…what are you do-!" Felix was abruptly interrupted by Ralph sucking harder, making Felix see stars. Felix felt his body get hotter and hotter.

He had sex with Calhoun before, but it was never nothing like this. The pace got faster, and before long, Felix felt his body succumb to Ralph's skillful tongue. Felix noted to ask Ralph where he learned that later. . He could feel the pit of his stomach get hot. He knew what this meant, he was about to cum.

It happened so suddenly, Felix saw all white. He cried out in pleasure, emptying himself into Ralph's mouth.

Ralph let go of his lover, and looked down at him in all of his sultry glory. Felix was glowing. He was so beautiful.

Felix gradually sat up. "Hot…junipers, Ralph…" Felix worded slowly, not sure how to explain his experience. They sat and stared at each other for a few moments before Felix put a small hand on Ralph's large one gently. "Golly…" he laughed finally catching his breath.

"Felt good?" Ralph laughed back as he absent-mindedly traced a few fingers over Felix's bare back.

"Oh, felt great…but…" Felix smiled enjoying the gentle touch. "Now it's your turn." He said seductively as he climbed onto the bigger man's stomach gently and stopping to unfasten Ralph's one overall strap and flinging it over Ralph's shoulder.

"I'm gonna wreck you!" he chuckled seductively as he started pulling the now loosened overalls down.

"Hey…That's my line." Ralph chuckled leaning back against the pillows.

"It's mine now." Felix smirked as he started on pulling Ralph's overalls down, before being suddenly interrupted by a knock at their door.

"Uh…Who is it?!" Ralph shouted nervously sitting up.

"It's Vanellope!" The unforgettable little girls voice shouted from the other side of the door making both men separate immediately

"Oh, what'd ya need Nelly?" Ralph said back loudly swinging his legs off the side of the bed as Felix hopped down quickly.

"Just letting you guys know that the meeting with the new sprites is starting in ten minutes." Vanellope's cheerful voice rang out.

"Did you two enjoy your breakfast and Adult Time?" she asked with a giggle, the sound of her 'glitching' excitedly could be heard from outside the door.

"Yeah…we…um…enjoyed breakfast…" Ralph stuttered out nervously glancing down at Felix whose face had gone completely red with honey glows.

"You guys ready to go?" She said enthusiastically.

"Uh…no…But we'll be down in a minute…um we'll meet you there." Ralph said quickly glancing at his and Felix's stripped conditions. 'Boy am I glad the door was locked.' He thought to himself with a sigh.

"OK! See you guys in a few!" Vanellope giggled before the sound of her running off was heard.
After he was sure she was gone Ralph leaned against the door and chuckled lightly.

"That crazy kid." He said with small smile before Felix suddenly leaped up onto his stomach.

"Didn't you hear her Ralph!?" Felix said gripping his teal undershirt in a panic. "We only have ten minutes to get ready and go downstairs!" He all but shouted nervously gripping the shirt tighter.

"Calm down Felix, we've got plenty of time." Ralph chuckled putting a hand on Felix's back.

"But Ralph, I didn't…You didn't get to…well…" Felix blushed as he tried to get his words out.

"Felix it's okay. There will be other times, I promise." Ralph chuckles a little as he sees how Felix looks at him bashfully.

"Now you go ahead and get changed and I'm gonna clean up out here." He said gently as he lifted Felix back down onto the floor, pulling his red shirt back on and re-fastening his overall strap. "You have a change of clothes in the bag I brought. It's by the bathroom door." He said quickly walking around and picking up the breakfast tray and wrappers as he talked.

"Ok, whatever you say, Ralphie." Felix said with a smile as he walked over to said bag "Thanks for packing this." He said smiling as he quickly pulled out the clothing he needed and walking over into the bathroom to get dressed.

"Sure. Anytime." Ralph chuckled as he put the clothes he picked up in a bag before sitting on the other side of the bed and watched as Felix exit a 5 minutes later the bathroom obviously finished dressing.

"Ready to go?" he laughed watching the small fix it man intertwine his fingers nervously.

"Ready when you are partner!" Felix laughed.

"Good." Ralph chuckled walking over to the door with Felix following closely.

"Let's go." He said leaning down to lift Felix up and onto one shoulder gently.

"Alright." Felix said smiling 'Jeeper's I've always wanted to do this.' Felix mused as leaned over and kissed Ralph's cheek gently as he walked down the hall to catch the next elevator.

"I love you." He said as they entered the elevator and waited for it to reach their floor.

"I love you too." Ralph chuckled back with a smile as he leaned back against the elevator wall.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author's Note: (fanning self) Well...ahem wasn't that a "Nice chapter"? It's too bad that little sugar booger interrupted them though. Anyways another little warning the next few chapter's will be dealing with a character whose attitude and ideals might offend a few people, I just want to let you know now that their attitude does not reflect mine in any way...I'm actually very much the opposite. Anyways please read and Review.