Koneko: French from last chapter is translated at the bottom
Rima: Enjoy!
Koneko: I don't own Shugo Chara, kay?
Pants - check! Undercrackers - check! Bras - somewhere. . .
Packing my bag like a LOSER!
My mother actually argeed to pay, and let me go to France for 2 weeks.
I actually kissed her!
But she said I smeared her lip gloss and she ran upstairs.
She really luurves the BOSS!
Atleast she doesn't have some slutty slag whore skanky hoe after her man!
No, not one.
Why me?
Why can't Dai chase after Ikuto. . . wait, no he wants Amu.
Then Kukai! Utau and him are sorta. . . together.
KAIRI! Umm, Yaya. . .
Tadase? Oh, he might have Yua. . . then again. . .
OH MY GOD! SOMEONE!
. . .
Maybe some frenchy bloke? Hmmmm.
Besides, we are leaving on Monday, it's. . . Saturday.
So that's two days.
See I have learnt stuff in Fujisaki-sensei's lesson! haha! I AM SO SMART!
10:05 a.m.
Sun shining like a big yellow shining . . . er, warmey planet on fire thing.
Yesssssssss!
I'm so happy! I'm googling France and they all wear berets and mime!
Plus, I can push Dai into that big river thingy and she will drown cause she can't swim!
hahahahahha!
10:10 a.m.
Wait, can she swim?
10:13 a.m.
Calling Amu to see if she knows,
"Hey Ri, Sup? I'm soooo excited about France, I told my Mom and Dad, Ami cried saying she didn't want me to leave, made me teary actually. . . whatever I told Ikuto and he's coming over tonight to say 'good-bye' what does that mean?"
Jeez, she can ramble. "Errr. . . hot passionate-"
"Don't or I'll stab you,"
"Umm, question, can Dai swim?"
"Err. . . I don't know, why?"
"Cause, she's a bitch and I want her to get eated my shark."
"Oh, god yeah. I heard" See, Amu is a matey mate, (and the most popular girl in school) so she knows everything. . .
"Whatever, give it a try, bye bye, see you soon!"
She hung up.
Gaaah
10:30 a.m.
Mother is putting on make-up.
Her Boss' name is Shou
He's very rich and he's only 45.
My mother is 38. Hmmm.
That's not wrong,
"Morning Mother,"
"Oooohh Rima! We got a letter from your Dad. He's happy in Spain with his girlfriend"
That's nice I guess, I haven't seen my Dad for 3 years.
Oh well I'm in tip-top happiness!
Nothing could make un-happy.
10:42 a.m.
Merde.
That letter has a picture of him.
and his girlfriend.
oh well.
his life~!
Mother's left for her date.
Do I have a new dad?
12:00 p.m.
Having a walk round the local park.
I saw Kairi he dithered into life and waved back.
Ahhh, that's my Jack.
12:05 p.m.
He's not literally my Jack.
That's Fujisaki-sensei.
12:10 p.m.
Nor is Kukai.
I have to admit, Kukai is quite groovy.
Not that I have a thing for him.
Calm down.
Besides, Kukai justs jokes around with his 'girls'
Utau is his one and only.
Like the day he asked "Do you sleep naked?" to me. He winked afterwards however.
Shut up! I don't like Kukai!
Grrr!
Fujisaki-sensei is my luurve.
I shall defend him from slutty shemales.
I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably love him.
I don't know what half of them words mean.
Ahhh Home!
Mother isn't home.
Still on her date.
Mmhmm.
One whole mintue later
Theres a small little cat outside.
It has one lazy eye that keeps moving.
It's adorable.
I want it!
. . .
I'm in the garden now.
Owwy ow it bites!
Taww it's hurt. . .
ME OWWY!
"Stop hurting me please. . ."
Got it!
"I'm gunna call you. . . Nari"
Nari croaked. It's sooo fucking adorable.
Mother will keep him.
Nari ran inside.
Gave him a bowl of Tuna.
Miam Miam!
Thirty seconds later
It's asleep in a tuna bowl.
yuck!
Mother screamed she saw it.
But, since she had a nice time we can keep him!
Yay!
I even call Yaya
"HEGGO SENSATION SEEKER!"
"Yaya. . . " Thank god she isn't coming to France with us,
"Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! I have a maybe-boyfriend!"
Can I never say anything on these phones?
"Tell me,"
She did, "Kairi, the nerdy god!"
"That's great-"
"Bye, Yaya is going to kiss him now HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
She slamed the phone down.
I hate her, but in a nice way.
Sunday Morning
Amu came over,
all giddy and excited.
"Ikuto is my OFFICIAL boyfriend,"
"I bet your dad wasn't pleased. . ."
"Oh, yeah he threw a egg at his eye. . . "
Are we ever to be free?
"Anyways, France eh? Lots of hunks, and rivers." Good point.
"I hate Daisuki" DAISUKI BAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A SAD NAME!
Nari ran up to Amu, she squeaked.
"Cat! Taawwww"
She is a cat person,after all.
Amu, Nari and I in the kitchen
Amu is eating my pocky.
Nari is stealing her pocky.
I'm having none. waaa!
"But, I have kissed Tadase-"
"Ewww, was he bad?"
"He had a lip spasm." That set us both off.
We laughed for ages, until I said
"Fujisaki-sensei is a really great kisser," Amu smirked.
"Oh, I wouldn't know, would you like me to find out?"
I shook my head, "You've been handing around Ikuto too long,"
she winked, great everyone has perverted boyfriends.
Twenty seconds later
That isn't true. . .
before Fujisaki-sensei and I were together he was on top of me.
"Oo-er~!" Amu mumbled. God, she annoys me.
"Nari is so fucking adorable, and violent. . . but I can take a violent man!"
Yukko.
"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries"
"How's Utau and Kukai?"
Amu squeed with delight, she luurves romance.
That's when Amu pulled out a notebook and hanged me it.
It read:
The Kissing Scale
1. Air Kiss
2. Cheek Kiss
3. Corner of mouth
4. Kiss for over 3 minutes
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
7. Hickeys
8. Upper Body
9. Below the waist activity.
10. The Full Deal - yes, sex.
"They've got up to number 10," she winked.
I've only up to 6. .
No doubt Amu is 8+
Depressed
Amu tells me to cheer up.
I'll get there one day, then she giggles.
"AND, if you do anything, you tell me first, okay? I'll rub it in Dai's face."
I love Amu.
Not as much Fujisaki-sensei.
Mother is home
Amu is staying over.
Yay!
She brought her suitcase.
"France is gunna be AWESOME"
"Oui! Madame Slack probably kill herself,"
"I hope so,"
"O-M-G, did you hear? Some gorgey French guy is coming with us to France, he speaks Japanese aswell, but you know, French. . ."
11.02 p.m.
We are giggling like giggling whatsits.
Even Nari joined us,
Croaking and squeaking.
Amu took out my strawberry pocky,
"I called Dai, I told her to pack some floaties," Amu stuffed her mouth with pocky, "Ne nly naid nmmmmmmm"
"What?"
"She only said hmmmmmm,"
What dos that mean? Other than a very annoying noise.
"Maybe she was doing yoga," She probably was.
Midnight
Nari is asleep, he's snoring.
Tawwww, I patted him. . .
Oh buggeration he bit me,
"Tough love," Amu mumbled.
Nari luurves rough love,
he even purrs!
"Ikuto purrs when I slap him,"
oh god, soon we'll be talking about Ikuto in the nuddy-pants!
"Fujisaki-sensei is just-" I cursed myself for starting the sentence, 'cos Amu shot up out of her sleeping bag with huge eyes.
"yeeess?"
"He's ummm," What should I say?
And that's when it fell off in my hand.
"EEEEEK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Nari's Tail," Amu said not even noticing the fact I was holding a part of an animal.
"OHHHH JUST HIS TAIL! AMU, HIS FUCKING TAIL IS IN MY HAND!"
That's when she started screaming.
Nari was just croaking, and left the room.
He is a top cat.
One minute later
Turns out it was a dead rat.
All good.
GOOD MORNING EARTHLINGS
Amu and I are running out the door like losers.
Since we are to FRANCE (!)
we get to wear no uniform.
Amu is sticking with Cool 'n spicy
with some very very short shorts, and high heels.
she was putting on some eyeliner. (just in shorts, heels and a bra)
"oh Rima, you're so cute, with your flat-"
I glared, so starting going,
"yessssh," looking sideways.
"Atleast I don't have backbreakers"
She got huffy, "I'm proud of my, ummm, breasts-"
"Did someone say breasts?" Ikuto popped through the (small) bathroom window.
Amu stood there like a gold-fish. "Umm, I, errr, OH MY GOD!"
"Gee Amu, that bra looks alittle tight. . . let me loosen it for you."
"AHHH! GO AWAY!"
With that Ikuto cupped her face with his hand, staring right in her hands,
"Do you really want me to go?"
Her face went red, I left the bathroom quickly.
Waiting at the door, 7:30 a.m.
Amu is finally down, (with messy hair, I might add)
"Let's, um, go!"
We left, skipping, talking, running, laughing etc.
At school
Waiting for the bus to take us to the airport.
Dai was here (hooray! Not.)
Being wet, drippy and useless, so yeah the usual.
Fujisaki-sensei arrived gave me a kiss,
"Morning princess,"
Hahahahaha, I got stink eye from Dai.
"Excuse me, Grade 10 French! Meet Mister Chevalier,"
Ohmygiddygod, he was truly beautiful. Dai's face turned into a flirt machine.
"Bonjour!"
"Ah, Bonjour, how are . . . you?" His japanese isn't great but hey!
GORGEOUS! HE IS SEX ON LEGS!
Even though Fujisaki-sensei is my one and only.
The LOOONNNGGG Bus trip
Madame Slack stood up and fell on Mister Chevalier lap.
Erlack!
I hate her!
"These are the hotels rooms. . ."
Fourty years later
"Room 13,
Nagihiko Fujisai, Tadase Hotori, Tsukune Aono, Italy? That's a name,"
We heard a quiet "PASTAA~!" in the background.
"Whatever, Room 14
Rima Mashiro," YESSSHH! I'm next to FUJISAKI-SENSEI, "Amu Hinamori, Dai Kawashima, Saaya Yamabuki, Ehh? Italy again?"
Oh god, we are without a doubt, screwed.
Merde
I heard Dai say, very loudly "Oh great I'm with all my best friends and Rima"
Bitchy Bitch!
Fujisaki-sensei turned to me (we we're all sat at the back) and kissed me.
Oh heaven on earth and infront of Dai.
LIFE IS NOT MERDE!
Airport
IT IS HELL!
Lots of english-speaking (loser) people.
Saying all these weird words like, umm, whatever.
I justed wanted to get on the plane, sit in the middle of Amu and Fujisaki-sensei.
eat their yucky aeroplane food arrive in Paris, go in my room, stab Dai, sleep, sneak into the boy's room and kiss.
too much to ask for?
Delayed
Our plane is delayed, how twisted is that?
Probably Karma's way of saying
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Which I think is abit rude.
5 minutes later
Dai was slimed her way (followed by Saaya and Yua) to Gorgey Mister Chevalier.
She said something in French but it probably translated too:
"I'm a slag, wanna date you hunky mate? Even though I'm too bad for you?"
He laughed, "ah, Oui!"
Dai smiled and slimed her way back to Fujisaki-sensei who was buying a Coke.
"Hey Nagi-kun," he stared. "How are you? Wanna sit next to moi on the plane"
"Umm, that's a nice offer, but you see I'm sitting next to Rima-" She slapped his hand.
Getting to the plane
"My hand hurts - I may never play the tambourine again. . ."
That made me laugh actually.
On the plane
Dai is with her two best mates.
Chevalier and Saaya.
Truly they are slags.
Fujisaki-sensei is testing me, on maths.
Amu is already worried about the flight saying,
"WHAT IF WE CRASH?"
"We'll leave Dai on the plane," I added.
Amu nodded, see she gets me.
In the air!
It's sorta cute, a sleeping sensei.
Amu is eating everything on those moving trays.
Yawn.
I can hear Dai and Chevalier talking.
I hope some gorgey French model comes along and steals him away from her.
Cause no-one likes a slimey slag.
too be far, he's French and he doesn't know about slaggy shemales.
Amu then slapped my arm
"Oy, look at this text Ikuto sent me"
It read: You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car…
He truly is the slag of the male kind.
Are we there yet?
OH MY GOD!
I hate planes, they make ears pop.
Fujisaki-sensei is just sitting their relaxed,
"Ahh, I remember when I was a shim and I went to Europe."
Well he didn't say shim. . .
"That's interesting;"
He nodded, "Well, I found it interesting"
Great he's getting humpty dumpty with me.
Fucking marvy.
Eek! Voices!
The pilot said we only had, like, half an hour left.
Woooooo!
Tadase (who was behind us) jumped with joy
So I whispered to Amu, "Tadase would be good in a dog show, imagine you could throw mars bars and frogs legs and he'll jump with joy."
She snorted, "Sadly Ikuto would be judge and mark him down"
Why?
Landing
This is so scary, I clung to sensei but he sorta ignored me
"Look, I'm sorry but save me with your dear lips!"
And then we kissed, very romantic.
But not in Dai's point of view.
BONJOUR FROM MERRY FRANCE!
It's full of people!
The Eiffel tower is so tall.
"Did you know that Justin Beaver has been here?" Dai squeaked.
Who the hell is this kid?
Whatever I don't care.
Amu, Sensei and I ran to our hotel room.
Dai slimed behind us, along with Saaya.
Giggling and being prats.
Then infront of our eyes was someone we haven't seen in ages,
and she caught the eye Mister Chevalier, there stood a waving, 18-year-old. . .
Translation:
Je peux aller en France : I can go to France
Moi aussi : Me aswell
J'en viens maintenant : I now come (bad french :P)
Vraiment? C'est beaucoup d'entendre Mashiro-san : Really? That's so nice to hear Mashiro-san
