A/N: Now for Vlad!
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom nor Know Your Stars or any other random cartoon I decide to use.These jokes belong to me. My brother may have inspired me in some way. We'll see. Anyway, on with the chapter!
Know Your Stars
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Vlad Masters is on his way to buy the mysterious chair. But first, he's tired so he sits down. Torture begins.
Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...he loves Jack, not Maddie!
Vlad: I would not love Jack if my life depended on it!
Your life doesn't depend on it, but it will eventually! One day, Vlad, one day... --ominous music--
Vlad: --whimpers-- You have a really serious tone in your voice, it's scaring me!
Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...he sleeps with a teddy bear and a night-light!
Vlad: How did you...I mean, I do no such thing!
I caught you!
Vlad: No you didn't!
Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...he once went to jail for stalking Jack Fenton!
Vlad: For the last time, I would never stalk him! Besides, I know where he lives already!
Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...when he went to jail he took his night-light and teddy bear with him!
Vlad: I wouldn't! Fluffy would...I mean, no I wouldn't!
Who's Fluffy? Your teddy bear?
Vlad: NO!
Right! Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...He watches Power Rangers Mystic Force!
Vlad: I do not watch Power Rangers!
Your favorite is the pink ranger!
Vlad: No it's not! It's the blue ranger! I mean, I don't watch power rangers!
Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...he loves Christopher!
Vlad: Who's Christopher!.?
My friend's boyfriend!
Vlad: I do not!
Know your stars...know your stars...Vlad Masters...he smells like my dog's butt!
Vlad: No I do not!
He is my dog's butt!
Vlad: This is untrue! take that back, take that back!
Never! And now you know, Vlad Masters: My dog's butt!
Vlad: Not I'm not! Gah! I'm leaving!
Tune in next time as I torture...another character! Tell me who it will be! bye!
