Annoy Kadaj
Aww poor Kadaj but let's lower his self esteem anyway!
Tell him you thought he was a girl at first
If you're a boy, say he's a hot girl
If you're a girl, this will be even funnier
Tell him you know where mother is
When he gets all excited say oh No I was kidding
Better yet, tell him she's in Don Corneo's Mansion
Or the honey bee inn
Oooorrrrr…between Tifa's boobs
If you do have it, open the box or shake it like a present
Tape it to Bahamut Zero good luck getting that Kadaj
Wait until Christmas and wrap it up THEN give it to Kadaj
Make sure he opens it under a mistletoe
Say he planned it and that he's a repugnant person for doing so
Say Sephiroth is Mommy's Favorite
Cut his beautiful silver hair
Compare him, Loz, and Yazoo to the Powerpuff Girls
Or the" men who look like women featuring Loz club"
Tell him Rufus has it and screw up the plot
Or, tell him you mean Rufus as in the naked mole rat from Kim Possible and watch him slaughter Rufus in front of Ron
Momma's boy
Call him Sephy Junior!
