Annoy Kadaj

Aww poor Kadaj but let's lower his self esteem anyway!

Tell him you thought he was a girl at first

If you're a boy, say he's a hot girl

If you're a girl, this will be even funnier

Tell him you know where mother is

When he gets all excited say oh No I was kidding

Better yet, tell him she's in Don Corneo's Mansion

Or the honey bee inn

Oooorrrrr…between Tifa's boobs

If you do have it, open the box or shake it like a present

Tape it to Bahamut Zero good luck getting that Kadaj

Wait until Christmas and wrap it up THEN give it to Kadaj

Make sure he opens it under a mistletoe

Say he planned it and that he's a repugnant person for doing so

Say Sephiroth is Mommy's Favorite

Cut his beautiful silver hair

Compare him, Loz, and Yazoo to the Powerpuff Girls

Or the" men who look like women featuring Loz club"

Tell him Rufus has it and screw up the plot

Or, tell him you mean Rufus as in the naked mole rat from Kim Possible and watch him slaughter Rufus in front of Ron

Momma's boy

Call him Sephy Junior!