Three on a Keyboard
Chapter 7: Chicken Jokes
Author's Note: Terrible? Or not?
Disclaimer: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Jokes by me and A. Chicken by who knows who?
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Bella – Normal, Edward – Bold, Jacob – Italic, Alice – Underline
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Do you two like Chicken jokes?
Whoa. Where did that come from.
An unexpected question.
Well?
I guess so.
Provide an example first, perchance?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
That's the oldest on ever.
Corny jokes. Got to love them. ;)
Hmm.
Another?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get back to the side of the road it was originally on.
Application of logic.
Not so funny, I guess.
You do one.
Me? Well… alright then.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was going the wrong way.
In reality, that could happen.
None of us seem very good at this, really. xD Edward? You have one?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't.
I snorted at that one… but that was the …
Lamest joke ever?
No.
I can tell otherwise.
You can't read my mind!
It's your expression that gives you away. Alright, I heard another one.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was too 'chicken' to cross the freeway.
That's not bad! I knew you were good at everything. ;)
Don't look at me doubtfully!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was tipsy.
Tipsy?
Drunk?
Yes, it means drunk.
Ok. ;) Jacob, you want to do another one?
You first, Bella.
Alright then.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: It was dared not to.
That's not a chicken joke! That's a non-chicken joke!
Then just delete the 'not's…
Then it is "Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was dared to."?
In the essence.
You've been quiet.
Unless you would like another, I suppose.
Jacob first. Then you?
Fine.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: COZ IT FELT LIKE CROSSING THE ROAD
That's pretty obvious.
You expect the unexpected … or not? I'm confusing myself.
Should I go ahead?
Please do.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was an electronic chicken.
Interesting one! xD
But highly unnecessary.
You can be so literate when you want to.
Quietly insulting, are we?
Uhm. When did we start fighting, you two?
Anyway:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the light went green.
That's pretty good. ;)
Thank you.
Interesting interpretation of crossing the road there.
Am I good or what? ;)
Undeniably.
Thank you, although that was rhetorical…
I would answer in any event.
Enough with that.
Ah, finished with your thinking?
As a matter of fact, well, yes.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It left something on the other side.
A: Why did the chicken cross the road? Q: It was going to school.
Two in one! How about that?
It should be Q: and then A: for one.
Well, sorry about the mistakes.
Now who's stealing fonts? –sigh-
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I dunno. Why did the human cross the road?
I don' know either, I assure you.
I'm glad. Let's be vague and confused together.
…uh
Come join, Jacob!
Nevermind.
… ok then. Suit yourself, please.
O: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To hide from the cat that was chasing it.
I thought that was rather creative.
It is supposed to be a Q, please note.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was sleepwalking...
No comments?
None it seems.
Or Bella has fallen asleep.
Wha? Wha? Oh, sorry. Hey… that related to the …
Huh.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, it was just a human in a chicken suit.
I like that.
Oh, me me!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A?
Why do I get the feeling that was utterly pointless?
I have not the foggiest idea.
Oh the underlying meaning.
You can be perceptive too if you think more.
… uh
Not very helpful, thanks.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You're not a 'cool' chicken unless you cross the road.
You have a flair for this, Bella!
Prejudiced, you are.
You are more so.
… do you two always do this?
More jokes? Lame ones?
Thanks. (You brushed aside my comment! D; )
(Sorry)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was controlled by the bubblegum.
Bubblegum?
Yeah, haven't you heard it? ;) Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road? A: It was stuck to the chicken's foot. Ooh, I like that.
Let me! Let me!
Alice?
You pushed Jacob off!
Sorry.
Now he walked off sulking.
'Oops'?
… Okay. Back on, I suppose. Nothing I can do.
Sure there is. You just cannot see it.
Well, I don't think I want to anyway.
Suit yourself, love.
I will.
Hey!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens weren't invented yet!
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Cos' the gum stuck the chicken to the sidewalk.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: It was too chicken to.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A:
But it did cross the road!
Q: Why did Tweety cross the road? A: He didnt, it was just the chicken in disguise.
Q: Why did the human cross the road? A: You asked that before!! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the human cross the road? A: They didnt, it was the chickens in Chicken Run pretending to be a human.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the river? A: It was dragged across by a fisherman who had hooked it accidentally.
Hey, you are good at this! I should have guessed Cullens are good at everything.
That seems high praise.
Well, I suppose we can stop. I'm sapped of ideas.
Oh! Oh! One last one?
Alright then, Alice.
Uhoh. Why did Edward just groan Alice?
Be patient, Bella.
Q: Why did the vampire cross the road?
Why?
A: To save the girl on the other side. ;)
Aw, that's actually very sweet.
Now I can talk, seeing as there are only two people here now. Edward and Alice – leeches.
Hey!
And Bella is too busy hugging the bloodsucker.
You seem very disappointed.
I should be.
Perhaps.
Your comments do not fail to make me …
Hold that thinly veiled insult. Alice, you have to get off, there are four people now.
Not fair!
Sorry.
Thank for getting off for a moment, Edward.
No problem.
We should all get off, actually. It's time to go.
Alright.
It was fun. Thank you.
Hmm. I guess so. Thanks, Bella. Even if the bl –
-Ends without Jacob ever finishing any more sentences-
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Chicken Jokes: Created two years ago by myself and Amy, apart from the dinosaur joke and the first chicken joke.
(c) 2005 All rights reserved. Please do not reproduce or circulate without permission from the author(s). Thank you. ;)
Thanks for reading. Were the chicken jokes lame? I deleted a few. Let me know.
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