Creative Writing

Chapter 7: Are You Serious?

PPOV

" Um, I don't think so." I said. Yea, Rachel just finished telling us that she wants to do Push It by Salt-N-Pepa for the school assembly. I mean, have you heard the song? It's downright wrong.

" Parker, I think the sex appeal would show the students that we aren't as nerdy as they think we are." she stated. How could she stay so calm?

" I love the fact that we go against the chain this school has, but isn't this going a bit too far?" I said. I wonder if Mr. Schue knows about this.

" Whatever, we don't need you here , so you can leave." said Rachel. Is she serious?

" Bitch, you se-" I started to say but Finn interrupted. Learn your manners, Finn! God dammit!

" Yes, we do and you know it Rachel." he said, dead serious.

" Finn! Don't you remember what we did , what you said." Rachel whined. Oh yeah, apparently, Rachel was helping Finn out with his singing and they kissed…. ewww.

" Yes, I do. I just think that Parker has an awesome voice and we do need it." he replied. Awwwwwwwwww.

" Awww, shucks Finn." I said nudging him with my elbow. This got everyone, except Rachel, chuckling.

" Anyways, we should head to the choir room to start on the choreography." Rachel said while walking down the hall. We all started walking behind her, trying to catch up.

" As long as I'm not dry-humping anyone!" I call out.

~~*** AUDITORIUM ***~~

We were currently behind the curtain, me standing next to Finn.

" I don't want to do this." he mumbled.

" You think I do." I replied sarcastically. After an awkward silence, I popped in.

" You know we still have a few more seconds left to run."

" No can do, the choreography was made for seven people and seven people will dance in it." Rachel whispered-yelled.

The only thing getting me through this right now was the fact I didn't have to dance with a partner. Rachel put herself with Finn ( you should've seen his face, one word, priceless,), Artie and Tina, Mercedes and Kurt, and me, by myself.

*Flashback

" Okay. Partners will be , Me and Finn ( cue his horror-stricken face), Artie and Tina, and Mercedes and Kurt. Parker, that leaves you by yourself." Rachel announced, reading off of her clipboard.

" Thank God!" I exclaimed. Suddenly, Artie and Finn looked hurt. Oh yea, their egos.

" Not that I don't like you two, I just don't want to dance like that with guys I consider as my friends." I said, coolly. Actually, I didn't want to dance at ALL, but, according to Rachel, I "have" to.

" Oh, s'okay." they said in unison

" Anyway, let's start rocking the boat." I said.

*End Flashback

Get up on this!

Oooh, baby, baby

But baby, baby

Oooh, baby, baby

But baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ah, push it!

Hey!

Get up on this!

Ah, push it!

Get up on this!

Salt, salt, salt, salt and Pepa's here!

(Now wait a minute, y'all

This dance ain't for everybody

Only the sexy people

So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance

Dance, I said! Halla!)

Salt, Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect

Want you to push it, babe

Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat

C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know

How to become number one in a hot party show

Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - push it real good

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Ah , push it, Ah ah ahahahah

Get up on this!

Hey!

Get up on this!

Yo, baby-pop

Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss

Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed

Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?

Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - push it real good

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Ah, push it

Get up on this!

Ah, push it!

Get up on this!

Aw!

Ah push it!

Halla!

Get up on this!

Ah push it!

Hey!

AAAAH, PUSH IT!

Yea, all I did throughout the whole dance was move my hips and do cartwheels because I wasn't going to crawl on the floor or dry-hump Finn when his girlfriend was watching. At the end, I did a split in front of their line because I was NOT going to grab anyone's hips. *Silence*… * Cricket noises* yeaaa this is sooo not awkward.

~~***CHOIR ROOM***~~

We were currently waiting for Mr. Schue and Rachel in the choir room. I last saw them arguing about what happened at the assembly, Mr. Schue saying, and I quote, " No parent in their right mind is going to let their kid join glee now," end quote. Harsh? I think not. But that was about 40 minutes ago.

" Guys, we screwed up." I said bluntly.

" You mean, Rachel screwed up." Kurt said bitterly. His statement was met with choruses of yeas.

" No, I mean we all agreed to it so we take the blame, as a team." I say trying to defend Rachel ( don't ask me why, I just felt the need too).

" B-b-but," Tina started but I interrupted. For the first time! Said brain. Oh, shutup.

" No buts. When Mr. Schue comes walking in we all take the blame… you know what, I don't want to anymore." I said suddenly frightened.

" Why not?" asks Finn.

" Angry Mr. Schue scares the crap out of me." I say blankly. Everyone starts chuckling.

" I'm serious!" I said dramatically. If only Lord Almighty had prepared me for what was about to penetrate my fortress of solitude. Rachel walked in looking defeated. What happened now?

" Guys, let's welcome our new members, Quinn , Santana, and Brittany." Mr. Schue says walking in with 3, well really 2, she-devil Cheerios. Why must the world be so cruel?

" I don't know, Parker, I don't know." said Artie. I said that out-loud?

Apparently so, because Bit- I mean Quinn and Santana were glaring at me. What is up with people glaring at me , hoping laser beams would shoot out and kill me ? I honestly don't know, Parker answered brain. Don't get sarcastic with me, I don't need this right now. What do you need? asked brain. I hesitated before answering myself, a solo. Yea, Parker, prove to the world ( a.k.a Glee Club) that you are not okay with just swaying in the background!