Jack: Okay, we have A LOT of questions to cover in a very short amount of time.

Zim: Why are we rushing?

Jack: I'M rushing!!! I have to- oh, nevermind. Let's start with...jellymaster:

I'M BACK! evil laugh Yes, I'm insane. DEAL WITH IT! Dib: Are you aware that I made a fangirl OC for you? Don't worry! She's a paranormal investigator as well! Zim: If you are so amazing, why are you so terrified of Sizz-Lorr? Is it because he's bigger than you or was it because he's the most worse boss to ever imagine? Red: NO! I WILL NOT KEEP THE BEAR AWAY FROM YOU! BEHOLD HIS CUTENESS, DARN YOU! WHY ARE YOU IMMUNE TO THE CUTENESS!? YOU SHOULD EXPLODED BY HIS CUTENESS BY NOW LIKE ALL THE OTHER IRKENS I TESTED THIS ON- I mean, um, LOOK OVER THERE! GIANT DOUGHNUTS! Purple: WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE!? And you aware that a lot of people make you and your brother the villains of most story ideas that include ZADR or ZADF? In one of those kind of stories they made Red betray you AND kill you! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE RED FOR THAT!! NEVER! gets out "Kill Red" chainsaw Yes, I NAME my chainsaws. Gir: Do you like Mimi? Because a lot of people pair you up with her. Well, mainly the ZATR fans. And I'm one them...ocassionally. DON'T KILL ME TAK! Tak: WHY ARE YOU SO AWSOME!?? TELL ME OR SHARE RED'S FATE OF THE CUTIE CASHEW BEAR! Gaz: Here's a free chainsaw for whenever Dib drives you insane! Dib: YES, I'm asking you two questions! SILENCE! Would you be sad if Zim died or commited suicide? Because if he did, you wouldn't have anything else to do in your free time but get picked on and laughed at like before Zim came to Earth. Oh, and I also have another question for you! WHY DO YOU TORMENT YOUR FANS BY MAKING YOURSELF SO HARD TO DRAW!?? I'm a really good artist, yet it's so hard for me to remember how to draw YOU! Zim's easy to draw, so I draw him lots! Although, the Tallest are hard to draw as well...hmm. I love being insane! Now I see why Zim loves being insane so much!

Jack: ...wow.

Dib: Why doesn't anyone tell me these things??! I think I should be told that I have a fangirl y'know!!

Zim: Nobody cares!!! And I'm not scared of Sizz-lorr...I, just, don't like taking orders from people other than my Tallest.

Red: GET THAT BEAR AWAY FROM ME!!!! I DON'T WANT TO EXPLODE!!!! AAAAHHHH- Ohhhh, DONUTS!! YAAAAY!!!! -starts stuffing his mouth-

Purple: Hey!! Leave some donuts for me Red!!! And yes, I'm aware that me and Red are made the villains and frankly, I don't know why. But, um, your REALLY starting to creep me out with the whole, naming the chainsaw and killing Red business.

Gir: I LIKE MIMI!!!!!

Tak: I just am. And since I did tell you, you'll keep that freaky doll away from me!!!!

Gaz: Thanks. I think I'll use it later tonight.

Dib: -goes into a fetal position in a corner- Help me.

Gaz: -grins evily-

Dib: Um, I would be kind of disappointed if Zim died because I wouldn't have anyone else to prove they're an alien. And, I didn't know I was hard to draw. I guess all my mucsels-

Jack and Zim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Your kidding right!!??

Dib: -sighs- Nevermind.

Zim: I'm not insane!! I'm just-

Jack: Mentally ill, and now, onto Jack The Obssesive Maniac's questions

THIS!! is pretty alright ya-know AND if this is how you ask questions then... ZIM, what is the one thing you hate MORE than the Dib-Monkey?

Zim: 2 words- Earth, food. I hate it!!! It makes me sick!! The only things I can eat are Gir's waffles and my Irken food.

Jack: Gir's waffles are good and all, but I don't like eating waffles with peanuts and soap in them. Anyway, here's the next set by 7-dark-dreams:

Almighty Tallest: Would you let me rule earth when you take over it? (It's been my life goal and we both know Zim's uncapable of doing it) I could rule by your side. I'm not a pitiful earth human BTW I'm a hot rocking Earth Demoness. And I'm 7'4

Red: Uh, sure, I guess.

Purple: You can make Zim be your slave or something!!

Zim: WHAT?! I WILL NOT BE THE SLAVE OF SOME PITIFUL EARTH MONKEY-

Jack: Zim, one, STOP YELLING!!! My year supply of earplugs didn't last long due to the fact that Gir mixed them in with the brownies he was making, and two, 7-dark-dreams isn't a human. She's a 7'4 Earth Demoness.

Red and Purple: NO!!! SHE'S TALLER THAN US!!!

Jack: What did I just get done saying about my earplugs?! And she's not Irken so you two are still the awesome leaders that you are.

Red and Purple: YES!! We still rule!!!

Jack: Yes you do. And next question is by-

Zim: Not her again!! She keeps hitting me!!!

Jack: Hey, I like this girl. She's the one who gave me all those earplugs! And we're talking about tigergurl4kish78:

- gives jack headphones to block out noise- dib: i could picture you as a goth or emo. i don't like chains either. zim: no! hits him oh did you know thatmy friend loves you? she is crazy about you and she's driving me nuts! -bangs head on wall- thats why i don't like you!

Jack: Finally!! Something that won't be used as marshmellows!! -puts headphones on- Thanks!!

Dib: I guess I do look pretty Emo. But I'm not.

Zim: AAAHHHH!! NOT AGAIN!!! -hides under table for protection-

Jack: These fit perfectly!!! And these next question belong to MyWhiteLady:

AND THEREFORE, I POST ANOTHER QUESTION: Jack, dude - why isn't the working for you? S: Zim - I SEE ONE-SIDED ZATR LUV HERE. YAY. Tak - Why DO you hate Zim? I mean - it's been 50 years already, and 20 years from now you can take your test, so it means by the time you get back to Devastis it'll be time. YAY. Dib - How come we never see your real eyes? HUH? HUH? HUH?!

Jack: Sweet, I got a question. Uh, I don't know why my little stars aren't showing up. It's strange. This is an announcment to everybody reading; start using dashes because my little stars won't show up. Them not showing up kind of ruined my first chapter.

Zim: Finally, no more ZADR crap. Me and Tak, that's what I'm talking about.

Tak: In your dreams! Well, Zim ruined my life TWICE now and do you really think I want to wait 20 more years to take the same test that I could have easily passed? Impending Doom 2 could be over by then!!

Dib: Not if I can help it! You alien scum will NEVER take Earth!!! And If I take my glasses off, I go completly blind. I think you can see my eyes through my glasses though.

Jack: I think I have time to do 1 more question. And the lucky person is...Zim'sMostLoyalServant:

Zim-Who do you hate more, Dib or Tak? Dib-Have you ever investigated Ms. Bitters? 'cause I don't think she's human. Tak-Why did you wait 50 years to track down Zim? The Tallests-What happens to you if some other Irken grows taller than you? Do you retire or just get demoted? Gaz-One word, ZAGR. Gir-Do you like potato salad? Lard Nar-Are you the leader of the Resisty or just its chief soilder? That's all for now.

Zim: Dib, duh.

Dib: I don't even want to go NEAR Ms. Bitters.

Tak: I had to build MIMI and my ship, so it took awhile. It's not easy to find Irken ship parts y'know.

Red: Well, the control brain would recognize the taller Irken and we will just have to step down. We still get to ride on the Massive and get free food, but it just wouldn't be the same.

Purple: It's kind of like we retire. We would still do nothing all day though.

Gaz: One word-NO.

Gir: POTATO SALAD!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!

Lard-Narr: I'm the leader of the Resisty.

Jack: And that's all for now. Thanks for the headphones!!!