ASIII:F

Disclaimer: No anchovy has not caused butts to explode.

Chapter VII

What Was The Ship's Name Again?

" Passngers!" yelled the interco on the ship," We'll be in Boston in 10 hours. Please enjoy the shuffleboard games for old people and prune juice drinking contest for older people!"

Itachi was steaming mad. How could he have gotten on the wrong ship?

FLASHY BACKY

Itachi was packing his stuff when Fat Pein barged in.

" Hey Itachi!" he yelled.

" Hey Fatty."

" Me and the guys werer making a song for your trip!"

Itachi rolled his eyes," Just leave me alone, I have to board the SS Tipton in 2 hours."

" Right. Come in, guys!"

The Peins came in and played a familiar song.

So if we all come together

We know what to do.

We all come together just to sing we love you

And if we all come together

We know what to do

We all come together just for you!

They stopped and smiled.

" Did you like it?" asked First Pein.

" That's your song." explained Itachi.

" Yep!"

" This is so clique."

END

The Peins' song distracted him so much he boarded the SS, he couldn't read the rest of the name because it was scraped off.

" Hey, Itachi!" Toki was right next to him.

" What do you want?"

" I'm here to challenge you to a laxative eating contest!" said Toki," First one to poop wins!"
Itachi sweatdropped and an old man fell.

" My back!" screamed the old man," It's healed! Everybody mambo!"

WARNING: THIS SCENE WAS CUT OUT DUE TO SERIOUS MAMBOING.

" I hate mambos." said Itachi," There's no slitting or emoness."

" You're weird, you know that?"

" ICEBERG!" screamed the captain, running down the bow," IT'S LIKE LAST TIME!"

" Last time?" wondered Itachi and Toki.

The old people scattered and slowly made their way to the bow.

" We're too young to die!" yelled the old man," I didn't see through the gate to DeVry!"

The iceberg got closer and the left side of the ship tore away.

" NOT THE BUFFET!" screamed an old guy.

" At least now the iceberg is behind us!" said the captain, relieved.

" But we're sinking." explained Itachi," We're still gonna die, but slowly."

" At least I still have pie!" yelled Toki.

He pulled out an apple pie, only to be eaten by a tiny PacMan.

" We're hopeless!" he screamed.

" I guess now is the scene where the main character does something that doesn't make sense to save the ship." said Itachi.

" You're gonna lick your elbow?" asked Toki in awe.

" Yes." Itachi ripped off his sleeve and tried desperatley to lick his elbow.

" Don't, Itachi!" cried Toki," If you lick that elbow, time will become undone! Hobos will dominate the world!"

It's a risk I'm willing to take!" Suddenly, as Itachi's tongue got closer to his elbow, lightning struck the iceberg, causing monkeys to rain from the ocean floor.

" See, Itachi?" explained Toki," Things don't even make any more sense then before! I'm begging you, don't lick your wenis!"

" But I have to!" yelled Itachi," I've always wanted to do it!"

As his taste buds approached the wenis closer and closer, pizza bagels began war with the Chalupas!

Then, a bunch of fanatics started cheering for their teams as the Sacramento Kings took on the New England Patriots in ice hockey!

" Almost there!" thought Itachi.

As the passengers were up to their knees in water and the people on wheelchairs rolled into the sea, Itachi was just a millimeter away from licking his wenis. Then, a n old guy exploded into tiny leprachauns, dancing to Crank Dat Souljia Boy.

" NO!!" screamed Toki, " The worst has come! Short people are dancing! Wait a minute, how come Vegeta, Frieza, and Zexion are dancing too?

" We're short!" they replied.

" I just like this song!" said Zexion.

" You monster, DIE!" Frieza and Vegeta beat Zexion to a bloody pulp.

The passengers were now up to their necks, people on walkers drowning.

But, as the great jocks VS kindergartners war broke ouy, Itachi's tongue hit his elbow!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time was reversed, and Itachi was back at the harbor, deciding wether to board the ship or help Konan against his brother.

" I'm coming, Konan!" he yelled.

To Be Continued...