It was early in the morning, two a.m. to be exact. Rubbing his eyes, Sesshomaru could see that Rin was still asleep. "Rin, wake up. We need to get everyone up and ready." He said while moving the covers off their bodies. "Ok," she said, "You take a shower while I wake up everyone and make an early morning breakfast."
As Rin walked out of the room, Sesshomaru asked, "Rin, did you shit on yourself last night like that one time?" "How many times do I have to tell you that I slipped and fell in dog shit! All I did was run into your condo yelling 'I got shit on my ass!' That doesn't exactly mean that I shitted on myself!" "Oh….well someone must've took a shit in your bathroom 'cause it stinks!" Sesshomaru said as Rin left when he walked to the bathroom.
Before Sesshomaru had the chance to turn on the bathroom light, he slipped.
BOOM
'What the hell!' He thought as he turned on the light. Walking past the mirror he turned on the shower. "Wait a minute," Sesshomaru said as he walked back to the mirror. Touching his face, arms, and legs, he could see that whatever was on his skin was the cause of the smell and that his was dry and hard. 'Mother fuckers' he thought as he started to break pieces off of his skin. He looked in the mirror again. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!" Sesshomaru screamed. He swore he just seen four tears run down his face.
Running into the shower, Sesshomaru started to scrub off the gunk that was on his skin first with Rin's body wash. Then he grabbed her shampoo (I was so wrong for that lol) and started washing it like it was on fire thus accidentally dropping his rag. Leaning down to get his rag, he seen the color of the water and started to growl. It was a greenish pink color. Hopping out of the shower he cleared the fog out of the mirror to see what color his hair really was. It was like mint with a couple of pink streaks.
Getting dressed quickly he ran out into the hallway, ignoring the cold feeling of the after shower air and went straight to InuYasha's and Kagome's room. "INUYASHA, YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!!" He screamed as he almost ripped the door open.
5 MINUTES EARLIER
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!" InuYasha heard Sesshomaru scream as he started to wake up. Making sure that he made no noise, he tiptoed out the room and went downstairs. 'Maybe Rin could protect me.' He thought as he made his way to the kitchen. "Morning Rin." InuYasha said as he sat down at the table. "Morning." She replied as she sat down with two cups of coffee. Handing one to InuYasha, she decided to start a conversation. "So….when I woke up this morning Sesshomaru asked me if I shitted myself last night, isn't that just the weirdest thing!" InuYasha started to laugh. "What did you do InuYasha?" Rin asked looking at his expression "well, last night we were playing truth or dare and Miroku dared Ayame to put some kind of stuff on Sesshomaru. I of course wanted revenge from past events. And I came down here so he wouldn't kill me 'cause I was kind of hoping you'd protect me?" He replied with a puppy dog face. "Well we'll see how he takes it Inu." She told him as they started another conversation that was way off subject.
NOW
"OH MY GOD" Kagome yelled as she threw her shoe at Sesshomaru's head, causing him to turn in her direction. "GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!" she yelled again as she tightened the grip she had on her towel. Sesshomaru mumbled a quick 'sorry' as he closed the door.
Going downstairs he could see InuYasha sitting down at the table talking to Rin. He walked up to him and picked him up by the neck and said, "You bastard, what the fuck did you do to my hair!" Even though he was being choked he still laughed, causing Rin to look from her coffee to see what was goin on. She started laughing so hard at Sesshomaru's hair; coffee came out of her nose. "Eww, Rin that's nasty," Kagome said as she walked into the kitchen, "Morning asshole, Morning pervert." She spoke again while getting her coffee.
You see, Kagome doesn't function properly without her coffee. She knows what's happening around her, but she doesn't get the full effect until the coffee gets in her system. Grabbing a clean cup, Kagome got half a cup full of coffee. As she started to drink it, everything became clear. Soon she was next to Rin on the ground laughing, but Sesshomaru was too busy with InuYasha to really notice."What's with all the noise?" Miroku asked as he and Sango made their way downstairs.
InuYasha's face was currently turning blue. "SESSHOMARU STOP! YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM IF YOU CONTINUE TO CHOKE HIM" Rin screamed while cleaning the coffee out of her nose. "Yea! For all you know, it could've been me!" Miroku said as he hid behind Sango. Sesshomaru turned around slowly, his face red with anger, "DID YOU DO IT?" he asked. Everyone looked at each other, except for Rin, who was currently pulling on Sesshomaru's hair whispering to let his brother go.
It was silent until Kagome, Sango, and Miroku said, "It was Kouga." Releasing InuYasha, Sesshomaru sat down like nothing happened as he started to plan his revenge. He knew Kouga wasn't that smart to think of something like this stunt, so he narrowed it down to InuYasha, Miroku, and Kagome. Kagome was daring she wouldn't back down on a dare for anything and she was insanely smart, that much he knew from Rin. InuYasha was smart enough to think when it comes to revenge and Miroku was just plain smart. 'Get ready for war.' Sesshomaru thought as he went upstairs to get his suitcase.
30 MINUTES LATER
Everyone was now in the car as they waited for Sesshomaru to finish putting the suitcases in the trunk. Why he volunteered, nobody knows.
10 MINUTES LATER
"Finally!" Ayame said. They were at the airport. Everyone got out stretching their legs before grabbing their bags. Walking to the back of the airport, they found a line full of private planes. "Ok," Rin spoke, "we need to find 'Florida private air' so we can get on the plane and get some sleep."
"Whatever," Kouga said, "I just want to go back to sleep. "Everyone looked around for five minutes until Sesshomaru said that he found it. Everyone ran onto the plane and fell asleep. Before Sesshomaru got on he told Myoga to check the mail everyday, and to call him if something happens.
Looking to see if everyone was sleep, Sesshomaru went into the next room to put part one of operation revenge into action. Kagome opened her eyes just the slightest bit to see that Sesshomaru walked into the next room, she reminded herself to be careful if she was to go in that room later on.
8 HOURS LATER
It was now ten in the morning, and it was hot.
"I'm bored." Ayame said.
"I'm hot." Kagome whined.
"Will ya'll stop whining I'm trying to listen to my music. If ya'll are so hot then go in the next room….I'm so glad we rented this plane….I would've been dead by now." Rin told them. Kagome was the first to leave, but not without bringing her camcorder.
Walking into the next room, everyone else were in shock to see that the room had a pool, a bar, a huge TV, and changing rooms for everybody. Kagome came running out of one of the changing rooms and yelled, "THEY GAVE US OUR OWN SWIMSUITS." Everyone went their separate ways to claim what swimsuit they wanted.
Kagome was still suspicious because she seen Sesshomaru come in here about eight hours ago. She made sure to check her's, Sango's, and Ayame's swimsuits, but she did have her camera just incase something funny happened. Kagome was wearing a red swimsuit that said 'Heartbreaker' with black broken hearts. Ayame had a swimsuit that was emerald with the word 'foxy' on it. Sango had a magenta swimsuit with black stars all over it.
InuYasha had red swim trunks with white designs on it. Kouga had green trunks with a stripe on the side and Miroku had trunks that were purple with black palm trees on them. "Ok," Sango said, "we still have a long time before we land in Florida, so we are going to ask each other questions to learn more about each other."
"Sure." Everyone said as they jumped into the pool and started playing around. "InuYasha, what do you love and hate about Kikyou." Miroku asked as everyone stopped and listened to what InuYasha had to say (Remember that Kagome's camcorder is recording. And it's waterproof). "Um, how do I say this without being mean…I Love absolutely nothing about that bitch, I hate the way she looks and her attitude. Her feet reek and her breath smells like garbage that's been in a dumpster for two weeks on a hot summer day. That's why I broke up with her last night before I went on tour." Everyone started laughing until Kagome said, "Don't you mean 'we'?" "No, I mean 'I' as in you sluts are backup and you assholes are there to make me look like a god!" He replied to her. Everyone looked at him, "DOG PILE WATER STYLE" Sango yelled as everyone jumped InuYasha. They were under water for about a minute until everyone got out, except for Miroku, who was wiping his eyes.
When he was done, Miroku stepped out of the pool to see that everyone was looking at him. "Is it me or does anyone else feel a slight breeze in here?" He asked. Kouga ran to the trash can to throw up. InuYasha covered his eyes and the girls screamed. "What happened?" Sesshomaru asked as he ran into the room with a camera taking pictures. He laughed so hard he had to leave the room. 'This is great, now I only have two more left to get.' "Dude get the fuck outta here, nobody wants to see all that!" Ayame said. Miroku looked down to see that someone cut a hole in the front part of his trunks so that when he came out of the water everything would show. "SHIT" He yelled as he ran into the changing room.
