Sorry for the long wait, but this chapter was really really long. I originally intended to make this a holiday fic, but it looks like it's a little too late. If it's any consolation, maybe it'll remind you of the holidays. ( school sucks ) Enjoy!


On Monday morning, all the regulars showed up early in anticipation of an insanity free mini-vacation. Well, of course there will be no craziness, right? As if.

"Coach Sakaki said he was gonna pick us up at 7:00. He's late." said Atobe.

"Geki dasa daze." said Shishido.

"No time management at all." said Oshitari.

"What a loser!" said Gakuto.

"Speak of the devil." said Hiyoshi as coach Sakaki drove up in a rather small van.

"Nice to see you're all here on time. Sorry I'm a bit late." said coach Sakaki.

Everyone sweatdrops.

"You call that transportation?!" asked Atobe.

"That van won't fit eight people." said Oshitari.

"We'll have to squeeze in." said Sakaki.

"I'll sit in the front!" said everyone simultaneously. ( yes, even Choutarou )

"Just pick straws." said their now sweatdropping coach.


"You lucky bastard!" said a few team members as they sat in the van.

"Actually, the straws were rigged." said Oshitari.

As of now, Oshitari sat in the blessed, insanity free front seat, while Atobe, Kabaji, and Jirou sat in the middle row, and Gakuto, Shishido, Hiyoshi, and Choutarou sat in the back.

You can probably guess by now what happens if you put Gakuto and Shishido within 2 feet of each other. It happens so that if you read off the names of the people sitting in the back row it would be Gakuto, Shishido, Ootori, and Hiyoshi...


Five minutes later...

"Shut the hell up or I'll push you out the window!" yelled Shishido.

"Like you can!" said Gakuto.

"I can, and I will!"

"Pshh. Whatever."

"Just shut up."

"No!"

"Then die!" said Shishido as he attempted to push Gakuto out the window.

Just at that moment, Oshitari reached over to the driver's seat and locked the rear window controls.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't push my doubles partner out of the car. However, I'd have no objection whatsoever if you tried to push Atobe out the window." said Oshitari.

"But sempai, uhh..."said Ootori...

earlier:

"Won't you two just shut up!"

"Make us."

"I will not stoop to that level."

"Then we will."

"So there's kind of an empty seat now." said Ootori.

"You guys tied him up and threw him in the trunk? Hmm, I think I was reading a book at the time." said Oshitari.

"Untie him Kabaji." said coach Sakaki.

"Usu."


Finally, all the Hyotei regulars arrived at the ski resort alive. Quite a few of them were surprised.

"How come there's hardly any people here?" asked Gakuto.

"Ski resorts are usually packed with people at this time of year." said Shishido.

"Well that's good, isn't it? We won 't have to wait in a line to use the ski lifts." said Jirou.

"Oshitari suggested this place." said Hiyoshi.

"Hmm? I guess I forgot to tell you why this place doesn't have much people." said Oshitari.

"Tell us!"

"All right. They say that 15 years ago, a little boy wandered into a fenced off area in this resort. He fell into the lake and died. His body was never found. People think he haunts this place because nobody came looking for him."

"Wait, so this place is haunted?!" asked Gakuto.

"No, it's just a story. I don't think it's even true." said Oshitari.

"Hold it. A while back, I heard about some accident on the news where a kid fell into a lake at a ski resort and almost died." said Shishido "I think it was this place."

"Two similar accidents in one place?! This resort is haunted!!! Let's get outta here!" yelled Gakuto.

"Coach Sakaki already left. He's coming back to pick us up at 7pm." said Oshitari.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

"Ok, will everyone just SHUT UP?!" yelled Atobe.

"..."

"There's no such thing as haunted or cursed ski resorts, so can we just move on?!?!?!??!" asked Atobe.

"Yeah."


2 hours later...

"What happened to you guys?!" asked Oshitari.

"He pushed me off the ski lift!!!!" yelled Shishido.

"He pulled me down with him!!!!" yelled Gakuto.

And before you knew it, the two started a snowball fight.

"Give it up you loser!" said Gakuto before Atobe slammed a paarticularly large snowball into his face.

And it went on and on. Until Shishido got annoyed and hit Gakuto with his snowboard.


Later that day...

"Hey Oshitari, you said that a boy fell into the lake and died, correct?" said Hiyoshi.

"Yes."

"But I just passed the lake earlier today, and it was frozen."

"Wait, but it wasn't frozen when I passed it just 20 minutes ago!" said Choutarou.

"But this morning it was frozen remember?" said Shishido.

"We could always go down that slope so we can get a closer look." said Oshitari.

"..."


"No way am I going down there!" yelled Gakuto.

"YES YOU ARE!" said everyone else as they pushed him down the slope.

"C'mon, let's all go!" said Jirou.

--

"Hey, does this slope seem really long to you?" asked Gakuto as he did a moonsault.

"Gakuto that's not a good idea." said Oshitari.

"Yeah, you might moonsault into the ground. On a second thought, go ahead and kill yourself, what do I care." said Shishido.

"Whatever." said Gakuto as he lost control of his snowboard and tripped over a rock.

"Where did he fall?" asked Choutarou.

"In the lake I think." said Atobe.

"Hurry up, let's go see!" said Shishido.


"GOD THIS IS COLD!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!" screamed Gakuto.

"You can swim. Get out yourself." said Oshitari.

Meanwhile, Shishido and Atobe were laughing their asses off.

"That's a bit mean isn't it." said Choutarou as he helped Gakuto out of the lake.

"At least he didn't end up dead like those two kids." said Hiyoshi.

"So just how many people fell in this lake, counting the ones that lived?" asked Shishido.

"Beats me." said Oshitari.


Yay, finally done with this chapter! Please review! Also I don't want to start writing random crack, so if anyone has any non-yaoi idea's please pm!