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Chapter Seven: G
Gab
"-and the subtle difference in matter creates a juxtaposition between the mediums that forces one side to-Soul are you even listening?"
"Eh?"
"Soul!"
"What? It's not my fault you talk too much!"
"Maka-Chop!"
"Ack! Not cool!"
"Then stop dozing off!"
"Like I said, you gab too much! And don't hit me!"
"What I'm trying to show you is incredibly interesting!"
"Maybe to a nerd like you, but not to a cool guy like me."
"Well what does a 'cool guy like you' like to learn?"
"…how 'bout I show you?"
Guard
"Loosen up, Maka. You can't be so tense."
"Well if I don't keep my guard up, then my opponent might hit me."
"Trust me, Maka. I'll always guard you."
Gear
"Stupid…heavy…climbing gear…"
"Too heavy for you?"
"Eh? No, not at all, Soul! I'm fine."
"Oh really? Well you never know; something good might come of this 'stupid heavy climbing gear'. Oh and why are we climbing a mountain, anyway?"
"Stein gave this to us as an extracurricular assignment."
"Right."
"…"
"…"
"…AAAAHHH! SOUL HELP!"
"MAKA!"
*tumble down the mountain*
"I told you some good would come of the stupid gear."
"Yeah, Soul? And what is that?"
"It made us fall together!"
Gist
"Hey Soul…"
"Mhmm?"
"Well you know how you have those fangirls?"
"Mhmm?"
"Which one of them do you like?"
"…"
"Soul…? Hey…wait what are you doi-mmm!"
"…"
"…"
"I think you get the gist of who I like."
Glob
"Soul…"
"Maka…"
"Soul…"
"Yes, Maka?"
"GET THIS DISGUSTING GLOB OFFA MEEEEEEE!"
"Are you sure it's a glob? It could be blob, too, ya know."
"DO YOU THINK I CARE? I JUST WANT IT OFF!"
"Okay, okay!"
*prods the glob with a stick*
"Um…Soul…what are you doing?"
"Poking it."
"Why?"
"So it'll get distracted and move on to the stick."
"ARE YOU SUGGESTING IT'S ALIVE? AAAHHHH GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"
"What do think I've been trying to do?"
"Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!"
*shakes hand, causing the glob to fly on to Soul while still attached to her*
"MAKA! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD DO THAT!"
"Great, so now we're stuck to each other!"
"In very close proximity, I might add."
"…which actually isn't that bad."
"Hmmm…I guess…that would probably be true except for the fact that WE STILL HAVE A GIANT GLOB ATTACHED TO US!"
"…touché."
Gravity (A/N: As to who is speaking in this drabble…imagine two witch-y girl twins with pink hair, purple dresses, and catty yellow eyes who are sitting on a tree branch at midnight with a crescent moon behind them and they are planning world domination. Let's leave it at that ^-^)
"They have a strong connection-"
"-that binds them together-"
"-pulls them together-"
"-with a tie that cannot be broken-"
"-even in death-"
"-because of their Soul Resonance-"
"-and they can be the perfect pair-"
"-or a force of destruction-"
"-that could mend the world together-"
"-or pull it apart-"
"-just-"
"-like-"
"-Gravity."
Great
"Great job."
"What?"
"You struck again."
"Eh?"
"Pretty effortlessly done, too."
"Maka what are you talking about?"
"You captured another girl's heart, Soul."
"What? Who's?"
"Boy, you are dense. Mine, of course."
Grin
"Stop that!"
"Stop what?"
"That stupid smirking of yours! It's so annoying!"
"What, this?"
"Yes!"
"Hah! So what would you rather I do?"
"I dunno. Try smiling or something."
"Like this?"
"That's more lie grinning. But that works, too."
"Okay, then."
"Hmmm, I've just discovered something about myself."
"What is it?"
"That I like your smile."
"Nope. If you're referring to what I was doing a sec ago, that would be a grin."
"Geez. Since when did you become all technical?"
"Since I decided a long time ago that I like your smile. And your grin. That's pretty, too."
"…"
"You're smiling! Mission accomplished."
Ground
"Apple bottom jeans (jeans), boots with the fur (the fur), the whole club was lookin' at her (her)! She hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing you know, shawty got lower, low, low, low, low, low, low."
"Soul…"
"Ah! Maka! I was, um, eh-"
"You were trying to rap 'Low'."
"Uh…ptf, nah, what're you talking abo-"
"I wasn't born yesterday."
"*sigh* This is so not cool."
"…sing it again."
"What? Why?"
"Just 'cuz. Sing it!"
"Apple bottom jeans-"
"-jeans-"
"Boots with the fur-"
"-the fur-"
"She had the whol club lookin at her-"
"-her-"
"She hit the floor-"
"-she hit the floor-"
"Next thing you know-"
"Shawty got lower, low, low, low, low, low, low."
"We sound pretty good together."
"Yup. We're always better together."
Growl
"Grrr."
"Maka, did you just growl at me?"
"Huh? Oh, I didn't even realize it!"
"Just because I banned you from Shakespeare for a month does not mean you get to growl at me."
"But- but-"
"No buts! No Shakespeare, either!"
"Grrr."
"This is going to take a while…"
The idea for 'gist' came my friend chlorinatedfreak. Thanks! Oh and for 'ground', my brain was kinda fried at that point and I was rushing to update this so I just used a random idea. I don't really like the song, though (no offense to anyone who does)…
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