Kira: Last time, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! The Pillar Wars, or the challenge we call, 10,000 Leagues Off The Pillar, was brutal! There were awkward winnings, injuries including me, and loads of cussing! Candy got voted off because she lost the challenge for her team! But eventually, Candy found out the secret that two people are being brought back! Who will they be? Will we zap Candy with a forget-me ray? Find out today! On, TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!
-theme song plays-
Kira on speaker: WAKEY WAKEY, CAMPERS! Just to announce, the teams are officially dissolved! EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES! And guess who's coming back!
-horn blows-
Coraline: You're -beep-ing me!
Darby: Impossible! SO IMPOSSIBLE!
Zack: She's back!
Kira on speaker: Back by popular audience command, it's TAWNY!
Tawny: It's so great to be back! I now know who voted me off..
-she stares at Darby and tries to choke her, but Claire and Coraline restrain her back-
Darby: Get bent L-beeeep-.
Kira on speaker: ALSO RETURNING! It's..TANDY!
Tandy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
All: OH NO!
Tandy: It's so great to see you again! Coraline, I'm sorry for losing the Paint Wars competition in the past! I'M REALLY SORRY!
-she hugs Coraline, Jackie, and Barry-
Jackie: What's today's Challenge?
Kira on speaker: An easy challenge called Cooking Craziness! The objective will be cooking desert for me, I like to eat, that's why I'm fat, like Sadie from TDI1, and you may team up~!!
TEAMS
Claire and Tawny
Zack and Darby
Coraline and Barry
Jackie and Tandy
Okay! Report to the truck to get the items you need!
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Claire: We should make..a pizza made of cheese, pepperoni, and sausage!
Tawny: Isn't Kira allergic to sausage?
Claire: Oh yeah..
-they get their stuff-
Zack: How 'bout we make a upside-down flambe?
Darby: Good idea..
-they get their stuff-
Coraline: Hmm..a Cookie-Caramell-Smore Pizza?
Barry: Anything for you, babe!
-they get their stuff-
Jackie: So babe, what should we--
-Tandy makes out with Jackie-
Tandy: An IceCream Sundae.
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-as all of them go to the kitchen-
-Claire starts on making the pizza; putting the sauce, and putting the cheese, and Tawny puts into the stove-
Claire: Now nothing to do for 20 minutes.
Tawny: Yeah.
-Zack pours the flambe liquid, and Darby lights-
Zack: Lets give this to Kira.
Darby: Okay, whatever.
-they go into the dining hall and give it to Kira-
Kira: 12.
-Barry makes the dough in the shape of a circle; he puts the chocolate sauce, Coraline puts the carmel bits, and puts the smore squares on there, they put in the oven-
Barry: 20 minutes, nothing to do..
-they start to make out-
-Jackie gets the ice cream, and Tandy gets the strawberry, and chocolate syrup, and Jackie gets the bowl. They make it-
-they hold it together and give it to Kira-
-Kira takes a bite of it, and gives it a 9-
20 minutes later..
Claire: The pizza's done!
-she carries it out to Kira, and she eats a slice-
Kira: Mmm..14.
Barry: Time to get it out!
Coraline: Okaaay..
-they get it out, and they take it out to Kira-
Kira: This is better! 20!
-Barry and Coraline kiss-
Kira: Coraline and Barry win!
-the screen flashes; and they're at the marshmallow ceremony-
Kira: Okay, The Drill is whoever does NOT receive a marshmallow must walk down the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and leave. The first one goes to..
Coraline.
Then Berry.
Then Darby.
Then Zack.
Then Tandy.
Then Tawny.
Tawny: AWESOME!!!
The final one goes to..
-dramatic music-
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Claire.
Tandy: NO! NOT JACKIE!!!
Jackie: Don't worry Tandy, I'll be cheering for you back home.
-Jackie kisses Tandy-
-Jackie gets on the boat-
Kira: Will Tandy forget Jackie? Will Coraline and Barry's relationship stay strong? Find out Next week on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!
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