Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly, Guppy would be on every episode… he's my hero…

When we got back to Freddie's apartment, it was about 10. I told Carly my mom was gonna pick me up and walked across the hall to Freddie's.

"Sam, it's bed time!" Crazy said. I scoffed.

"It's like 10:05!" I yelled.

"Sam, you have a baby, you should be tired!" Crazy yelled.

"Sam Puckett, never gets tired!" I said. I walked into Freddie's room anyway because I didn't want to get going with Crazy.

Freddie was in his bathroom brushing his teeth, wearing his boxers. I stripped out of my dress and heels and threw on one of Freddie's T-shirts.

I pulled my hair out of the up do and let it fall around my face. I walked into the bathroom, pushed Freddie out of the way and brushed my teeth. Freddie climbed into bed and I was right after him. I guess Crazy was right, treasure the sleep while you can.

I fell asleep and was soon woken up to my baby crying.

After a long night of taking care of baby, I woke up to a familiar pair of lips on mine. 8:30 already?

Gah, you see Freddie and I have a understanding, he wakes up at like 6:30 and takes care of the baby, does cleaning, organizes things, and makes me and big plate of bacon. Then he brings me the bacon, wakes me up with a kiss, I eat the bacon, and he cuddles with me until 9:00 when I get up and get ready.

I sat up and scarfed down my bacon… it was good.

"Morning babe," Freddie smiled.

"Morning," I said. He put his arm around me and pulled me close. I snuggled into his chest.

"How are you this morning?" he asked.

"Okay, I'm really tired," I said.

"Are you gonna ask me how I am?" he asked. I shook my head.

"No."

"Okay then," Freddie chuckled. We cuddled and kissed for 30 minutes.

"Sam, you need to get up!" he said.

"NO!" I yelled. Freddie paused. Then left. Soon he came rushing back in.

"SAM! THE COPS ARE HERE AND THEY HAVE A WARRANT!" he yelled. That got me up.

"Okay! Hide me in the shower… throw my backpack, purse, and baby bag out the window… and get the broccoli out of the fridge and flush it and my pet fish down the toilet!" I yelled. Freddie looked at me shocked, "Oh, you uh… weren't serious."

"Now, I'm scared," he chuckled.

"Yeah…" I trailed off, "Don't eat the broccoli."

"Yeah…" he trailed off.

"Anyway, I'm ready to just relax with us and baby today!" I smiled. Freddie looked away nervously, "Or not…"

"Yeah, we have to go to a pear business picnic," Freddie mumbled.

"Okay, gah! They only told you today! That's stupid!" I said.

"Actually I knew for a week, I was only telling you today," he said.

"WHY?" I yelled… why didn't he tell me?

"Sorry babe, I knew you wouldn't want to go," he sighed.

"I go to all the other ones! It will be fun I mean a picnic! We can swing on the swings and play on the playground and take the baby to the park's swimming pool for the first time and-"

"Not that kind of picnic, it's formal. Nice dresses and stuff," he said.

"Oh," I mumbled. Crap, I really didn't want to go.

"I know," he said.

"I mean I still don't get why you wouldn't tell me! I have gone to fancy junk for you before! At least I can eat ham!" I said.

"Um, Sam there is uh... no meat," he said, then ran. NO MEAT! WHAT KIND OF PARTY WAS THIS! I chased him into the living room and threw him over my shoulder!

"NO MEAT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!" I yelled. Freddie draped over my shoulder.

"Leave me alone Sam!" he screamed. Haha, his catch phrase.

"NO! And that is not what you said yesterday night!" I yelled.

"WOAH THERE!" Crazy yelled stepping out of her room. She looked at me then Freddie who I had thrown over my shoulder, "FREDWARD KARL BENSON! WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"He's making me go to a formal party with no meat!" I screamed.

"Oh, then carry on," Crazy mumbled walking away. I carried Freddie into our room and threw him on the bed.

"YOU!" I yelled as I raised my fist to punch him in the face.

"I'm SORRY! LEAVE ME ALONE SAM! I KNEW YOU WOULD BE MAD SO I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU!" he yelled.

"OH I'M MAD ALRIGHT!" I screamed… NO MEAT?

"Sam, please, I'm sorry," he mumbled with his cute face… stupid cute pout face!

"I'm not going!" I said.

"Please?" he begged.

"FINE!" I yelled, "But I am bringing ham in my purse!"

"Whatever you want," he smiled.

"But one question first?" I said.

"Okay… shoot."

"What is wrong with these people!" I asked.

"The hosts are vegetarians," he said.

"Idiots…"

So after that I ate, got in the shower and got dressed. Freddie made me where a yellow dress that went down to my knee and some white heels. Gah.

I did some light makeup and put a white head band in my hair. I brushed my teeth and put on a bit of lip gloss. I took a birth control pill out of the container and walked into the kitchen.

Crazy was there in her white night gown making some breakfast for herself.

"Hi Samantha! Do you need some water?" she asked. I nodded and she handed me a thing of water. I popped the pill into my mouth and chugged the water.

"Kay Crazy, I'm going to go feed Em and get her ready," I mumbled. Em was still asleep I woke her up and feed her.

"Fredweirdo!" I yelled. He come running in with a raiser in one hand and shaving cream on half his face.

"What? What happened?" he asked, I laughed.

"Just wanted help picking out the baby's dress," I said laughing at how stupid my idiot boyfriend looked. He grumbled and turned to walk away.

"Look Emmalynn, Daddy has whipped cream on his face! He's a messy eater!" I said smiling. Freddie turned around.

"Leave me alone Sam!" he called. I turned to my baby.

"Daddy's a nub."

A day in the life of Sam, Freddie, and baby. I have to put the "SAM Leave me alone!" In there and her throwing him over her shoulder… next chapter is tomorrow and it's a pretty awesome chapter!

So, I think in this chapter everyone is really in character. I mean they love each other, but it can't be that they get alone perfectly now.

I think this is a fun chapter… Freddie and his 'Whipped cream' because he's a 'messy eater' gotta love Sam haha.

Next chapter is half of the picnic! Btw I like Nana as Nah-nuh not nah-nah

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