This is actually a special chapter because it centers around the works of students. This chapter took a surprisingly long amount of time to write so I hope you all enjoy it. Also, add a comment saying whether I should add any more of these chapters in the future or not.


Blaze was "trying" to teach her remedial class how to write paragraphs, although having any of their sentences make sense was considered a breakthrough. As class ended, all the students tripped out of the door, leaving their "well-written" paragraphs on her desk. Since she had no more class for the rest of the day, she started to try to mark them. Notice how I typed try. She picked up the first sheet of paper from the pile. It was titled "Our School".

Our School

School of Anti-Matter is one of earth's worst institutions of holy learning. The student body is composed of a billion males and 5 billion co-existing garages. The co-existing garages get the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the cooperative school , which features boiled 5th dimension paradoxes and Death Guy sandwiches, with all the drink drink they can drink for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Him, is raising money to build a new guy needs water laboratory and a new football desert. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very unreliable.

Blaze gave it 90%, because there was only one slight spelling mistake.


Shadow assigned all the honours students in his English class to write a summary on Snow White. Unfortunately, Shadow felt that the nerds were making fun of his teaching, because all of their papers turned out to be something weird.

Snow White

One of the most popular fairy tales of all time is Snow White and the Seven Women. Snow White is a princess whose unattractive beauty threatens her stepmother, the queen and her two stepsisters, who are very sexy. Snow White is forced to flee from the miniskirt in which she lives and hide in the nearby retard. Once there, she is discovered by helpless animals who guide her to the non-existing cottage of the seven dwarfs. The dwarfs come home from digging in their mine and discover Snow White asleep in their doom. The dwarfs take care of her until a prince, who has traveled the four corners of Facebook in search of Snow Brown, arrives and gives her a magical thing on her facial hair, which miraculously brings her back to life. Snow White and the prince live unattractively ever after.

Shadow looked at it. Then again. And again. Finally, he gave it a 50. Pass.


Sonic was walking down the hallway when a student tripped him over and gave him a late homework assignment. Then he kicked him a few times and left Sonic for dead. It was a short essay on Alexander the Great. Great. More papers to mark.

Alexander the Great

In 356 B.C., Philip of Macedonia, the ruler of a province in the northern Greece, became the father of a bouncing broken refrigerator named Alexander. Alexander's teacher was Aristotle, the famous chicken and the road. When he was 20 years old, his father was murdered by Sonic the Porcupine, after which he became muddy dirt collection of all Macedonia. In 334, he invaded Persia and defeated Hedgehog the Sonic at the battle of Over There. Later at Arbela, he won his most important victory, over Darius the Third. This made him swamp hedgehogafy over all Persians. Then he marched to India and many of his plants died. After that, Alexander began drinking too much evaporated water and at the age of 33, he died of an infection in the blood, but just a little. His last words are reported to have been, "There are no more old guys who follow you to conquer."

Sonic, still lying on the ground read through the essay a second time, noticed where it picked on India and its dryness. 60%, for picking on India.


Blaze was still marking papers, and one of the students went as far as creating his own story with a moral.

A Story with a Moral

There once was a very cruel dictator. He would go into foreign La La Lands and bring back frozen grapes. He taxed his own people and made them give him roasted pigs as payment for farming the land. Finally, some magnificent and glorious shoes that bite feet got fed up and organized a protest. They fought the oppression by carrying signs that said that the dictator was a guy named Rick. After many years of revolt, they finally furiously slapped the dictator. For punishment, he had to marry an unopenable parachute and live in Butthead Face and sew little frilly angry people for the rest of his life.

Moral: A stitch in poo saves roasted pigs.

"Not bad…" Blaze said to herself. "Not even one spelling mistake. I haven't been this amazed since Shadow didn't end up in the toilet after school that one day." Blaze gave it %100 percent %.

Just for the heck of it: %%%%%%%%%%%%percent%%%%!!!


Shadow was writing a very, very, very, VERY hard math test for his honours students.

If it is 9:00 a.m. Eastern clean Time in New York, what time is it in York of Newness?

Johnny bought a pencil for $20,000, a notebook for free and a loose-leaf really huge tower for $1.75. If he had ten dollars when he left home, how many really huge towers falling over would he end up with?

If I had a bucket that holds 2 litres of water and another bucket that holds 5 litres, how many buckets do I have?

Two girls had 10 apples each. If the first girl traded four apples for six bunch of random toilets and the second girl traded 2010 apples for two oranges, how many cars crashing would each of them have left?

Shadow reviewed the test to himself and smiled. It was very hard indeed. Then he added to the test:

Anyone who flunks this obsessive mathematics test will have to stay after school and wash the gentle breeze.

Of course, no one actually passed the test because Shadow wouldn't let them.