Hello my lovelies!
I know that it's been too long. I have my reasons but it's going to be too long to write here, so if any of you want to know why, you could P.M. me and I will explain it to you there.
I just want you to know how sorry I am. Lately college has started and I've been very busy with exams, but I will still try to update more. Sorry again!
Now I know many of you have been patiently waiting for me to update again so I won't keep delaying it any longer. This won't be a very long chapter but I'll try to make the next one longer. Oh and this chapter is going to be from both Clary's and Jace's POVs. Warning, Alec is completely OOC here. Well Clary too. '.'
Well, here goes nothing. I hope you enjoy. ;)
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Clary's POV:
It's been a week since my lunch with Izzy and that means It's been a week since I last saw the douchenozzle. Izzy has been trying to get me to go to their house again but I always find an excuse to turn her down. I'm too afraid to see the dick again and lose control and cut off a limb or two. He just aggravates me to no end. I'm not an angry person, I'm not, but he just seems to bring out the worst in me and I can't help myself but to hate him even more for it. But when today at class Iz started to give me the puppy dog eyes and promising me that he won't be home, I agreed to go there. She told me that she want's to introduce me to her other brother, Alec.
I'm supposed to be there at 3P.M and it's 2:15 right now. I put the book I was reading aside and start getting ready. (The book being the throne of glass series by Sarah J. Mass. It's my new obsession. I specially love the third and forth book where Rowan comes in the picture. You guys should read it c;)~ I finally arrive there at 2:55 and when I go to the door and ring the bell, this guy with the bluest eyes I have ever seen opens the door for me.
"You should be Izzy's friend, Clary. I'm Alec by the way, Iz's other devilishly handsome brother, It's nice to finally meet the girl that has been the talk of our family lately" he says giving me his hand to shake.
"Uhuh.. It's nice to meet you too Alec. You sure as hell are related to the scumbag, uh I mean Jace. You lot sure are full of yourselves, but oddly enough I like you so far, so don't push it" I said, rolling my eyes at him.
"Scumbag, huh?" he laughed. "I'll tell him you said so. Anywhore, you're not my type, doll. Well, if you had a dick and a six pack like me I'd do you, but you don't, so stop eye raping me." he smirked.
"Aw damn, and here I was thinking you had boobs and a vagina. Oh how you ruin my dreams!" I said, pouting at him.
He started laughing out loud at that and threw a hand over my shoulder "Oh I like you. I like you very much. I think I'm gonna keep you." he said, winking at me.
I glared at him playfully. "I don't think so, bitch. Your my bitch, not the other way around. So I get to keep YOU and not you me."
"Whatever, woman. Go make me a sandwich." he said, laughing.
I just glared at him and that made him laugh more.
"Anywhore... Izzy had an emergency and had to leave 5 minutes before you arrived. Something about a new model arriving for her fashion line. So you're stuck with me for a few hours sweetheart."
"Oh joy. Just what I had wished for when I woke up this morning. To spend some quality time with Izzy's other asshole brother!" I squealed like an already over energized cheerleader high on sugar.
"Sarcasm is not nice, sweet. You're breaking my heart over here." he said with a wounded puppy look.
"Whateva! Your family sure is dramatic." I said with an eye roll.
He giggled at that. Actually giggle like a school girl. "Oh man, Izzy's going to make you grow a dick just so she could castrate you if she heard you categorizing her in the same group as Jace." he said giddily.
"Man, you really are evil, aren't you? You wouldn't tell Izzy right? You wouldn't sentence a sweet innocent girl to such fate, right?" I asked him with my best puppy dog eyes.
"Well, maybe I would tell her just to make sure she makes you grow a dick, but then I wouldn't let her castrate you, I would just keep you for myself and put that newly grown dick to good use," he winked at me. I didn't have the time to reply before he added, "Well, meanwhile do you wanna go up to my room so you could try to seduce me and try to change my gay ways and make me love vaginas more?" he smirked.
"Oh it's on, sistah. And we'll see if seducing you with my V didn't work I could always wear a strap-on," I replied, smirking back at him.
"Oh I think I'm already in love! Lets go upstairs, me love so I could make you scream my name"
"Pff bitch please. All you could make me scream is 'GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHO'. Anywho, lets go up now."
He rolled his eyes and said, "Okie dokie. Follow me, my lady."
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Jace's POV:
I finally arrived home after a few hours of photoshoot. I was exhausted but I knew she was here. Izzy had finally got her to come here and left before she got here so she could meet Alec and I could have another garantie that she would come to the house later on. I look for them in the living room but I don't see them, so I decide to go check if they're in Alec's room.
What I hear next stops me in my tracks outside of Alec's bedroom.
"PUT IT IN ALREADY!" she screams at Alec.
"I'M TRYING, ALRIGHT? I THINK THE HOLE'S TOO SMALL. IT JUST DOESN'T FIT IN!" he shouted back.
"OF COURSE IT FITS! YOU JUST KEEP WIGGLING IT AROUND AND YOU NEVER PUT IT CORRECTLY IN THE HOLE! SEE THE HOLE IS RIGHT HERE, SO JUST PUT IT IN!"
"AHH! SEE, IT DOESN'T FIT! IT'S TOO BIG TO FIT IN THAT TINY HOLE!"
"DAMN IT JUST KEEP IT STILL AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE HOLE AND I'LL DO THE REST, KAY? UGH I DON'T KNOW WHY I AGREED TO DO THIS WITH YOU! YOU SUCK AT THIS. MAN UP ALREADY AND PUT IT IN CORRECTLY!"
Okay, I've had enough! How dare she come here and try to sleep with my brother. My GAY brother at that! And how dare he do this to me when he knows she's supposed to become mines!
With that thought, I barge through the door to Alec's bedroom ready to shout at them, but the sight before me stops me in my tracks.
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Clary's POV again:
I see Jace barge into the room while Alec and I were trying to put together the new dresser he'd bought, but he couldn't freaking keep the screw in place for me to twist it properly and kept arguing how it's not his fault that the hole was too small for the screw to fit in it.
After his quite dramatic entrance, Jace just stood there looking dumb and staring at us with his mouth open.
"What? Your staring is quite creepy. So stop it and get lost. I'll be nice and throw a please in this as well," I said to him and the turned my back to him to get back to trying to put this dresser together.
"You.. You.. I thought you were trying to sleep with my gay brother!" he finally replied.
"Excuse you?"
"Uh never mind," he said scratching the back of his head and heading to Alec's bed to sit down while Alec continued watching between us looking amused as hell.
Seeing me go back to ignoring him, Jace suddenly decided to get back to being his old annoying asswhipe self by asking me, "Hey, fireball, wanna come sit on my lap so we could discuss the first thing that comes up?" he winked at me.
I just blinked at him for a second before understanding what he meant, while Alec just started howling with laughter but tried to stop when he saw me glaring at him.
I slowly walked to jace and plopped my self down on his lap. I leaned closer to him and bit his ear and then licked his neck. I felt him starting to get excited and wiggled a bit in his lap. He was rather large but I didn't let it show that I was impressed or surprised. I then suddenly got off him and smirked while saying "that is as much action you'll get out of me, toothpick. Well, you won't even get that much out of me from now on. I'm just going to ignore your existence," I winked at him.
Alec started laughing out loud at the 'toothpick' comment while Jace just gaped at me. After a few seconds of gaping he finally found his voice. "Are you insinuating that I'm as big as a TOOTHPICK?!" he asked incredulously.
"Would you rather I called you needle-dick then?" I asked him sweetly.
He just continued to stare at me, speechless while Alec started rolling on the floor from laughter. I then told Alec that I would help him with the dresser later and got out of there as fast as I could to get away from the idiotic blonde maniac.
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Well, guys here it is, finally.
I hope y'all liked this chapter. Let me know what you thought of it in the comments or by P.M. I always love seeing what you have to say about it. ;) Don't feel bad to tell me what you didn't like about it. I always like critics to make my writing better. ^^
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Until my next update, me lovelies.
XOXO Shay.
