Confessions - Luna & Dean (with a off-page dose of Ginny/Harry and Ron/Hermione)


A/N: So my friend met Evanna Lynch and said that she's the same on film and in real life. Blurred lines that JK Rowling probably doesn't mind in the least. Suffice to say, I'm not either one of those lovely ladies. - DG


Luna strolled into the Hermione's suite and found the occupants of the room lounging on the couch while studying. "Evening ladies," she said quietly.

Ginny waved while Hermione ignored her. "That was fast."

"I was most accommodating for Dean's request for us to shag quickly. He didn't want the other boys in the room to hear me moaning in pleasure."

Ginny laughed while Hermione kept her nose in her Arithmancy book. "Quick, huh? I thought most guys our age didn't know how to take their time."

Luna looked off into the distance with a wisp of a smile on her face. "Oh, I don't know about that. After the first orgasm he has, he can usually last a good hour after that before he bellows again."

"I didn't need to know that, Luna," Hermione said quietly.

"Sorry Hermione, but I would think Ronald would be accommodating for your needs also. I enjoy sex, fast or slow, hard or soft. I find not walking well afterwards is rewarding as well."

Ginny smirked. "Oh, Hermione has that problem occasionally too."

Hermione looked up from her desk to glare at Ginny. "So shall I tell Luna about that time during Christmas holiday when I walked into the kitchen and Harry had you pinned face down to the table? Or about the time I opened the downstairs loo to wash my hands and you were on the counter while Harry was down on you?"

Ginny grinned at her best friends. "Well, I admit I had quite a bit of fun at Christmas."

"I'm surprised Molly didn't drag you out of Harry's house yelling since you stayed in his rooms three days."

"She probably would have had she known about that third night. I broke Harry's promise to Dad that night."

"I knew you had," Hermione said quietly. "You went in and didn't come out until morning. The look on your face was painfully obvious."

Hermione looked over at Luna. "You've been quiet. What gives?"

"Oh. I was thinking about my friends having sex. It's quite stimulating. I might have to use those images later tonight when I go shag Dean again in my bed."

Ginny gasped. "Again?"

"Why yes. You should know how satisfying Dean is when it comes to pleasure."

Ginny blanched. "I actually don't. I didn't shag him. I waited on Harry."

"But didn't you tell me you gave him a knob job?"

"It was a blow job and I did that as a birthday present."

"Oh. He said you rode his broomstick. That wasn't very nice of him."

"Silly sod. I told him he could tell others that if they gave him grief about wanting to wait."

"You mean I'm his first?"

"It looks that way."

Luna got up from her chair. "In that case, I'll enjoy him that much more."

Luna left leaving Ginny and Hermione chuckling.

"She has no shame," Hermione quipped.

"You're as bad as she is," Ginny sassed.

"So are you."

The girls laughed.