Chapter 5
A song called "Jiggly puff Jiggly"
Authoress: *grins in an absolutely corny way* I have a SURPRISE for you guys...... hee hee hee hee... *giggles like a leprechaun*
Disclaimer: Good lord.... there isn't a surprise! They'll have guessed already from the title of your chapter!
Authoress: *continues as if deaf* I am going to put pokemon in this story!
Disclaimer: *face palm* Oh boy... here we go.
Authoress: I put a poll on my profile, but no one (other than me) voted on it. Strange no?
Disclaimer: I wouldn't have touched that thing with a mile long fly swatter.
Authoress: Go to hell Dislclaimer.
Disclaimer: Oh so you DID hear me.
Authoress: Yes unfortunately, my handy deaf button malfunctioned.
Disclaimer: I see. So...... what now?
Authoress: If you guys like pokemon you have to let me know which pokemon your characters have. And thank you Thrash the Hedgehog for giving me a character. :) And everyone else who has given me characters. I really appreciate that even if I haven't mentioned your name. :)
Disclaimer: And she'll forget your name in two seconds. As well as your pokemon.
Authoress: *frowns* I'll deal with you later. Anyway.......... enjoy this chapter!
Rouge was with Zeke. Zeke was very excited as you might guess. "YES!" he thought, "I got the girl who I'm crazy about to go out with me!" This stream of thought was followed by lots of little grinning emoticons...... who's faces looked like grinning was painful. Of course Zeke didn't notice that. All he needed to know now was if Rouge liked him too. Little heart emoticons.
Opal passed them with Derek, Zeke heard Rouge make a noise. "Are you alright Rouge?" He asked. "Yeah, I just thought that Derek was the "silent", anti-social type." "He is." "Then why is he here with Opal?" "No idea." Said Zeke. "Aren't you curious?" "No, at least, not when I have beautiful you here with me." Rouge laughed. Crazy passed them with Devian, "You know, if attitude and language was what judged age then you guys would be teenagers."
"I will be next year." Said Spark, coming over with Envy, everyone had had to come and they had been the only people without partners so they came with each other... and then promptly decided that as soon as the dancing started they would go to separate buffet tables.
"Yeah, that's YOU." Said Kendan. Pamilyn was looking at everyone with excitement. Maria passed them with Storm, who needed less tension... and as long as he was around Jet and Wave he wouldn't get that relief, so he was with Maria, and Shadow was with Shade.
Roddy, to his extreme delight, was with Lilac. Jet was with Wave, Sonic was with Amy, Silver was with Blaze, Knuckles was with his cousin Tikal, Naiya was with Daimon, Psychadelia was with Harrison. Everyone else was paired up randomly, and they separated to go join their own rings of friends. Some friends came together so they wouldn't have to search for each other, an example of this was the fact that Falko came with Metallica.
"Hey!" Called Sonic, Shadow, who he was calling to, immediately turned away and dragged the girl he had come with to the opposite side of the room. Shade was puzzled, "What's wrong Shadow?" "It's that Faker Sonic." "Sonic again?" She quickly turned, located him with her eyes, and sent a small current of chaos energy towards the floor. It raced along the floor like a snake, avoiding everyone until it reached "true blue". It wrapped itself around his ankle and sent a slight electrical current through him. All his fur stood up, and his spikes pointed straight up.
Kids who noticed laughed a lot at that, and Sonic ran straight for the washroom to clean himself up. Amy, who was Sonic's date, chased after him, having whipped a hair brush out of nowhere. It seemed she had given up on the hammer.
After an hour of dance, collapse, eating, or talking, someone heard a strange bouncing noise. The person who was onstage to announce anyone who was going to sing pulled the curtain back a little. There was a small little pink... thing... sitting there, looking up with wide, vacant eyes. "Who are you?" "Jigglypuff." "So... you're singing?" "Puff!" "What's the song your singing?" "Jigglypuff, jiggly!" "Um... okay." He let her on, "Jigglypuff singing Jigglypuff jiggly." Some kids laughed, and girls exclaimed in loud voices about how cute Jigglypuff was.... not for long though.
"Jigglypuff.... jiggly... jigglypuff. Jigglypuff.... jiggly....."
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Sonic woke up with a peculiar feeling of being watched. As usual, he woke up, but didn't open his eyes for five minutes. When he did, he saw a little yellow face looking down at him. "Pika." He jumped up and ran away screaming, "WE'RE BEING INVADED BY MARTIANS! THEY'VE GOT PLASMA LAZERS AND ARE GOING TO KIDNAP US ALL AND EAT US!" The other kids sat on the floor watching him being chased by the pikachu. After awhile it jumped up and used Thunderbolt, "Pika.... CHU!!" Sonic fell to the floor anime style and lay there twitching.
The pikachu went over, "Pikachu!" "No......." Moaned Sonic as it climbed up to sit on his chest. He stared at it as if it was a portal that would suck him up and drop him in the sea, with no land in sight.
Crazy woke up to see a little orange thing floating over her... "A rotom!" It had it's customary grin on, dropped down, and zapped her. She shrieked in surprise, and the Rotom was giggling until she started laughing. It tilted a little, showing surprise. She grinned, "So you're my partner eh? How about I call you Rote?" It grinned and was going to zap her again when she caught it in a pokeball lying nearby. "Oh no you don't."
All the children found themselves waking up with pokeballs and pokemon hovering over them. Scourge had a Jynx. He looked at it approvingly, "I may hate the pokemon show but you are definitely a good pokemon." His Jynx looked happy. So as all the children headed home, they wondered how they would explain the presence of the pokemon to their parents.
Authoress note: AHAHAHAHA! "Jiggly puff jiggly...." AHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: I fear the authoress enjoyed her own writing too much.
Crazy: I agree.
Shade: I think we should finish this.
Authoress: Oh no you don't! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Or happy holidays if you don't celebrate Christmas....... :)
