A/N: I'm really sorry you guys. I seriously am. I just haven't been getting a lot of reviews so I kind of stopped writing. I also had other troubles but I'm down with school now. Here is a new installment. Don't worry. There will be a story after the guides.
Massie was already at her Mac Book ready to write a new installment.
Hey gurls. It's Massie Block, as if you didn't know. I'm here with a new installment on how to be like me. I decided to do a nail segment this time because Kuh-laire can't seem to stop biting her nails. I HOPE SHE'S READING THIS, but I don't need to explain myself to you people. Here it is.
*Start from Scratch
You should really grow out your nails so you can clip them to a reasonable length. They want to see your nails without a microscope.
*Use a Nail File
I know you guys know how to use these but if you're one of the unfortunate that don't, file in one direction (like the band) and don't go back at forth.
*Clear Time
You ah-bviously need to add clear nail polish. You may not add another color on top of it but it still looks classy.
*Check for Chips
Nails do grow, so file them evenly and add more clear polish if any have chipped off.
*CBR
CBR here means chipped beyond repair. When that happens, use the nail polish remover. Make sure it doesn't contain acetone. Who wants harsh chemicals on their body? That's why I ditch chem.
*Keep It Up
When your nails are perfect for you, file and clip now and again to keep them looking cool.
*Professionally
If you don't know how to pain color on your nails, paint a line in the middle of your nail and then do the other sides. It looks neat, thick, and less cakey (like most faces around here. Please read the makeup guide).
Wait! Thanks. I've been told my guides aren't long enuff so I have decided to make an exercise guide for those who really need to lose those pounds.
*Warm Up
I'm not talking about sitting by the fire drinking your inexpensive cocoa. You should try to get yourself pumped up before doing any exercise. Tearing a muscle is not hawt. Try jogging in place.
*Stretch
Yes, you should stretch. It may help get rid of stretch marks. Ironic, huh? Do some toe touches or butterflies.
*Run
You should do a run or light jog for at least 30 minutes. What, do you think you're going to stretch all day? Move it!
*Pump it Up
Try to do some sit-ups or crunches. They are good for your abbs. Guess who looks good in a swimsuit?
*Put it Down
Do like 10-15 pushups so you won't overwork yourself. Keep doing a set of those pushups with a break in between. It's time to show your muscle to some cute guys!
That's all on my guides. Don't expect this regularly.
Massie put her Mac Book down and went to sleep.
A/N: I know it sucks. Just work with me here. Tell me what other guides you want me to do. I have other ideas but only a few left. That's where the story comes in. Ciao!
