Chapter 7: Merry Christmas!

"Okay, be careful", said Courtney as Heather and Duncan brought in the Christmas tree.

"UGH!", said Heather, "Why couldn't Cody help you with this?".

"He's buying things for us", said Duncan, "And I don't want to risk not getting a present".

Duncan and Heather then put the Christmas tree down, and started decorating it.

Jay-Mart

"Don't you just love the holidays?", said Cody with joy.

"Yeah, their peachy aren't they", said Gwen as she put some socks inside her shopping cart.

"Who are the socks for?", asked Cody.

"Courtney", said Gwen as she went trough some clothes.

"Why would you get Courtney socks?", asked Cody.

"Because she deserves socks", said Gwen.

"Okay then, well anyways I'm going over to the jewelery over there", said Cody as he walked to the jewelry section.

Gwen rolled her eyes and kept looking trough clothes.

Apartment

Duncan plugged in the Christmas tree and lit it up.

"Wow", said Courtney, "It looks beautiful!".

Then Gwen and Cody walked in.

"Wow, nice tree", said Gwen, "The garbage really compliments it nicely".

The tree then lit on fire and fell on the carpet.

"Oh my god!", yelled Heather, "Put it out!".

Duncan and Courtney tried to put it out but it just got worst and it spread to Courtney.

"AHHHH!", yelled Courtney as she ran around the room.

2 hours later

Courtney just sat outside the apartment building, covered with ashes, and mad.

"Okay well all we could save was this", said the firefighter as he hold up a nail.

"How is a nail going to help us!", yelled Heather.

"You figure that out, in the mean time ill be at the bar", said the firefighter as he drove off.

"Thank god you got insurance", said Gwen to Duncan.

Duncan froze in terror.

Gwen then said, "You did get insurance right?".

"About that...", said Duncan.

"YOU FORGOT TO GET INSURANCE!", yelled Heather.

"Yeah but it was an accident", said Duncan.

Flash Back

"Well it was a bright Sunday morning, the trees were singing, the bluejays were green as ever", said Duncan.

"Don't you mean the bluejays were singing", said Gwen.

"No I mean the trees were singing, I was wasted like hell", said Duncan.

"Anyways Gwen had given me some money and told me to get insurance", said Duncan, "So I wasted it all on burgers, and chips".

End of Flashback

"And that's about it", said Duncan.

"That was the stupidest flashback ever", said Gwen.

"Well aperantly we are going to be sleeping in the snow tonight, because of Duncan small peanut brain", yelled Heather.

"Now don't worry I know a place were we can stay", said Duncan.

WARNING THIS NEXT SCENE ISINT APPORPATE FOR CHILDREN

Strip Club

"A f**** strip club!", yelled Courtney.

"Hell yeah, and maybe here Cody can finally loose his virginity", said Duncan as he looked up at a stripper.

A stripper then came close to Cody and said, "Hey baby".

"I think I can get used to this place", said Cody.

"Ugh!", said Heather, "Come on lets get out of here".

The girls then walked towards the door, but the owner came in front of them.

"Well, well, well what do we have here", said the owner.

"Can you please get your fat head out of the way", said Heather.

The owner then pulled out a gun.

"You 3 have a fine ass", said the owner, "How about you come work for me".

"Were sorry, but were actually men", said Gwen.

The owner then immediately left.

"Lets go already", said Courtney.

Gwen then grabbed Cody and dragged him with her.

Downtown

"So anyone have any money?", asked Gwen as she rubbed her arms for warmth.

"Uh all I have on me is, a two 50's", said Heather.

"I have 20 bucks", said Courtney.

"I have 40", said Cody.

"And I have 70", said Gwen as she got all the money together, "And we have 230 dollars".

"We must be able to get something with that", said Courtney.

"And I think I know were", said Gwen as she looked up to a crappy apartment sign with the m cut off.

Apartment 17

"Well its not great", said Cody, "But its at least better than our old apartment".

"And it has a room with a window", said Heather happily.

Gwen then reached down to her stomach.

"Are you alright?", asked Courtney.

"Yeah fine, just a bit sick", said Gwen as she ran to the bathroom.

"Ewwww", said Courtney as she heard Gwen puke.

"I wonder were Duncan is?", said Heather.

Strip Club

"Give me another beer", said Duncan drunk.

"Coming right up", said the bartender.

"Hey baby", said a stripper as she walked up to me.

"WHAT?", yelled Duncan, "You think your better than me?".

Duncan then punched the stripper and threw her out the window.

"YEAH!", yelled Duncan and as he turned around he was greeted by guns, "Oh shit", said Duncan as he fell to the floor.

Apartment

"Gwen you okay in there", said Cody.

"Yeah i'm just a bit...", said Gwen as she puked again.

Courtney's cell phone then rang.

"You had a cell phone", said Cody.

"Yeah, how else will I watch porn", said Courtney.

"What?", said Cody confused.

"Hello", answer Courtney.

"We have your boyfriend", said the owner.

"How did you get my number creep", said Courtney.

"Your boyfriend told us", said the owner, "He's really f**** up".

"Usual Duncan", said Courtney.

"Now if you want to see him again come to the 8 honkers club", said the owner, "With 5 million dollars".

He then hanged up.

"So anyone have 5 million dollars?", asked Courtney.

8 Honkers Club

Heather, and Courtney arrived at the club, and brought a case with them.

"I tough you'd never come", said the owner.

"Well I was trying to get the money", said Courtney, "Now give me Duncan, and ill give you the case".

"Here's you're alcoholic boyfriend", said the owner as he pushed Duncan towards Courtney.

"And here's your money", said Courtney as she threw the case at the owner.

As he opened the case Courtney, Heather, and Duncan had gotten out of there.

"Wait this isn't the money!", yelled the owner.

Outside

"So what exactly was in that case?", asked Heather.

"Just some natural gas", said Courtney.

"How did you get the gas inside the case?", asked Heather.

"Don't ask", said Courtney.

"Hey I saw a pretty fire in the middle of the club", said Duncan smiling.

"A fir...", said Courtney as she was interrupted by an explosion.

"We should probably run now", said Courtney.

Apartment

"I wonder were they are", said Cody as he was interrupted by Heather, Duncan, and Courtney barging into trough the door.

"Put him down there", said Heather.

"Whats wrong?", asked Cody.

"Courtney blew up a building and killed about a dozen people, that what happened", said Heather.

"She WHAT!", yelled Cody.

"My favorite color is pink!", yelled Duncan.

"She blew up the building and now the cops are after us", yelled Heather.

"Calm down", said Courtney as she looked trough the window.

"I f***** GWEN!", yelled Duncan.

"You what!", yelled Courtney.

Sorry I hadn't updated guys but this chapter made me think some thinking, and I was just busy playing video games. Hope you liked it and to make it up ill probably do another chapter tomorrow. Sorry and bye